KSB2424 3,172 Posted March 3, 2020 Never understood, isn’t it better to enjoy the process? I judge thee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,792 Posted March 3, 2020 To get to the other side. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,678 Posted March 3, 2020 I drink to get drunk. Alcohol doesn’t taste good enough to drink without drunkenness. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 239 Posted March 3, 2020 I have never been a fan of doing shots or really for hard alcohol for that matter. I can maybe slug down one but that is about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,907 Posted March 3, 2020 Can’t get drunk on beer anymore. Want to get drunk. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,946 Posted March 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Can’t get drunk on beer anymore. Want to get drunk. Yeah this. Or a toast to something. A toast that is usually during a drunken time or celebration anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 3,121 Posted March 4, 2020 Shots are fun... About twice a year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,997 Posted March 4, 2020 My fat 57 year old co-worker was bragging about how she went to a party and got "blitzed". I thought to myself: "Biitch, act your age. You're not impressing anyone, and nobody cares how much you drank at an old ladies party". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,329 Posted March 4, 2020 24 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: My fat 57 year old co-worker was bragging about how she went to a party and got "blitzed". I thought to myself: "Biitch, act your age. You're not impressing anyone, and nobody cares how much you drank at an old ladies party". That's like when a dude brags about getting the night before.... From his wife. Doesn't count Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,172 Posted March 4, 2020 36 minutes ago, Reality said: Shots are fun... About twice a year. Okay fine, once or twice a year tying one on, aka special occasion. Sure, okay. My FIL has a great saying: “Liquor Shots are like a woman’s boobs, one is not enough and three is two many”. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,037 Posted March 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said: That's like when a dude brags about getting the night before.... From his wife. Doesn't count I've been married 26+ years and I'm proud that my wife and I keep in good shape and enjoy focking each other. I know multiple chicks I could go score with if I wanted, that's not hard. "Hard" is keeping it interesting with the woman you committed to. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 424 Posted March 4, 2020 wine if fine, but liquor is quicker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted March 4, 2020 Shot and a beer specials are pretty nice when at bars Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,335 Posted March 4, 2020 18 minutes ago, taco breath said: wine if fine, but liquor is quicker. Wine is fine, but whiskey’s quicker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 424 Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, frank said: Wine is fine, but whiskey’s quicker. brandy is dandy, booze is candy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted March 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, taco breath said: brandy is dandy, booze is candy. Dumb-ass. It's "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted March 4, 2020 Do you swallow oysters or chew them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,907 Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Frozenbeernuts said: That's like when a dude brags about getting the night before.... From his wife. Doesn't count Exactly. No one wants to hear about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, jerryskids said: I've been married 26+ years and I'm proud that my wife and I keep in good shape and enjoy focking each other. I know multiple chicks I could go score with if I wanted, that's not hard. "Hard" is keeping it interesting with the woman you committed to. Ok Fabio. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted March 4, 2020 It is no coincidence that the average human mouth full is approximately one and a half fluid ounces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,871 Posted March 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Can’t get drunk on beer anymore. Want to get drunk. I don't want to get drunk on beer anyway. After a 6 pack I want food and bed. Throw in some mixed drinks and I can focking party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,871 Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, jerryskids said: "Hard" is keeping it interesting with the woman you committed to. That struggle is real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,740 Posted March 4, 2020 Because why would you take shots of anything else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,037 Posted March 4, 2020 34 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Ok Fabio. Didn't mean it to come off that way, fatty. I just take issue when a guy leaves his wife and then makes it seem like no big deal to have a good sexual relationship with your wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 3,121 Posted March 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Didn't mean it to come off that way, fatty. I just take issue when a guy leaves his wife and then makes it seem like no big deal to have a good sexual relationship with your wife. Nobody brags about focking their own wife. I think that was his point and I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,037 Posted March 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Reality said: Nobody brags about focking their own wife. I think that was his point and I agree. Fair enough, if I took it the wrong way I'll bow out now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,335 Posted March 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Fair enough, if I took it the wrong way I'll bow out now. I don’t think that’s how the internet works. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,037 Posted March 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, frank said: I don’t think that’s how the internet works. Perhaps I should post some random song lyrics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 835 Posted March 4, 2020 That’s all I drink at home (shots). At the bar Double vodka seltzer splash cranberry- and a shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,871 Posted March 4, 2020 58 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Didn't mean it to come off that way, fatty. I just take issue when a guy leaves his wife and then makes it seem like no big deal to have a good sexual relationship with your wife. I take issues with the wives that get fat, then get mad when hubby plowed a baby into a not fatty that sucked a d!ck like she hadn't eaten in 2 years. Heads up wives, don't get fat and complacent, your man will get it somewhere else. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 897 Posted March 4, 2020 i do a shot and beer every now and then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted March 4, 2020 My bar does a pint of left hand nitro stout (ok, that's my beer of choice, can do others) and s shot of Jameson (I sip Justified-style) for $5 on Hh. That stout alone can run upward s of $7 elsewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted March 4, 2020 Why? TO GET FOCKED UUUUUUUUP of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,843 Posted March 4, 2020 13 hours ago, bostonlager said: I drink to get drunk. Alcohol doesn’t taste good enough to drink without drunkenness. Nailed it. To be quite honest, if you enjoy the taste/flavor of alcohol, you gots a problem my friend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,843 Posted March 4, 2020 13 hours ago, KSB2424 said: Never understood, isn’t it better to enjoy the process? I judge thee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted March 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, edjr said: Nailed it. To be quite honest, if you enjoy the taste/flavor of alcohol, you gots a problem my friend Crap. I'm in trouble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,843 Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, Utilit99 said: Crap. I'm in trouble. embrace it. You only live juance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted March 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, edjr said: embrace it. You only live juance Well, I like Ribeyes but I don't eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted March 4, 2020 It helps make women look better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 3,121 Posted March 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, edjr said: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
