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You have to know your audience. We typically get my father something golf related, godfather set, band of brothers...

For my wife I mix it up with jewelry, spa treatments, etc

 

Edit: mrs' birthday is in early December. This year is a landmark. Going out tonight to a michelin star restaurant.  She was stressing about what to wear.  Picked up a sweater for her  earlier today and gave it to her "early"

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29 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

Jelly of the Month club

Did this last year for my brother and sisters actually 😂

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Find out their favorite hobby then get them a few months of a box of the month club. There’s a subscriptions for everyone. 

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Really? :dunno:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Asian hookers and heroin. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wake him up with a blow job. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:dunno:

 

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1 hour ago, Bier Meister said:

You have to know your audience. We typically get my father something golf related, godfather set, band of brothers...

For my wife I mix it up with jewelry, spa treatments, etc

 

Edit: mrs' birthday is in early December. This year is a landmark. Going out tonight to a michelin star restaurant.  She was stressing about what to wear.  Picked up a sweater for her  earlier today and gave it to her "early"

Early "jewelry" too in the form of a pearl necklace?

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I’ve pimped these here before:  Fairytale brownies. Http://www.brownies.com. I used to get customers a bottle of wine, they were appreciative enough.  But one day I heard of these, based here in the Phoenix area.  Sent them instead of wine and everybody loved them.  Also sent some to my field engineers, same result.  They are like crack cocaine.  :cheers:

This year we are sending remote family (those who like to cook) spices from Prescott Spice Traveler, http://spicetravelerprescott.com .  The salts in particular are quite yummy.

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14 hours ago, Fireballer said:

Early "jewelry" too in the form of a pearl necklace?

If you weren't part of the games, you may have wanted a poncho.

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16 hours ago, Bier Meister said:

 

 

Edit: mrs' birthday is in early December. This year is a landmark. Going out tonight to a michelin star restaurant.  She was stressing about what to wear.  Picked up a sweater for her  earlier today and gave it to her "early"

 

Farmhouse Inn

 

Fantastic meal.

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Electric toothbrush
https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Sonicare-Electric-Rechargeable-Toothbrush/dp/B00QZ67ODE
USB hub
night vision binoculars
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SRVDD6Q
kill bill display Hanzo sword
https://www.amazon.com/dp/9777000340
key finder
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZF6V941

this cool flexible cell phone holder / stand
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L33SHB9

if someone likes to keep a journal / diary: these stencils to draw shapes and letters in the journals
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075N3N6S6/

golf dice game
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00074FYLO/

here's a pretty cool bike rack for the garage or even the living room or whereever
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004O9GG60/

for cat lovers: a package of these soft plush toy balls
https://www.amazon.com/PET-SHOW-Kitten-Pompon-Assorted/dp/B01NCEJLSH

rinseroo - turns shower head into a hose (i use this it is great)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07Y43WY9G/

for cat / dog owners:  slicker brush
https://www.amazon.com/BLINKEEN-Brush-Slicker-Grooming-Shedding/dp/B07S61B7QT

jar opener that is installed underneath a cabinet shelf
https://www.amazon.com/EZ-Off-Opener-Sizes-White/dp/B000X6K9J8

throw blanket that looks like a giant tortilla
https://www.amazon.com/CASOFU-Burritos-Tortilla-Comfortable-Burrito/dp/B07VXV2TB4

for your liberal friends, snowflake keychain
https://www.amazon.com/Snowflake-Multitool-keychain-Screwdriver-Stainless/dp/B08LSX1CQQ/

water bottle infuser: fill inner compartment with fruit, fill outer compartment with water, drink fruit juice
https://www.amazon.com/Infuser-Bottle-Flip-top-BPA-Free-Turquoise/dp/B01C7YF3QC/

for your woman, this rollup stainless steel dish drying rack / vegetable wash rack that fits over the sink (also include note to get back in the kitchen)
https://www.amazon.com/KIBEE-RACK-2T-18-Stainless-Drainer-Kitchen/dp/B07H8L85FG/

range mate pro: grill in your microwave
https://www.amazon.com/Range-Mate-Pro-Nonstick-Microwave/dp/B01N0SKWGJ

for video game freaks, Nintendo Game & Watch
https://www.amazon.com/Nintendo-GAME-WATCH-SUPER-Machine-Specific/dp/B08HB9TCVG

BottleLight:  a cork that lights up wine bottles
https://www.amazon.com/Suck-UK-Wedding-Christmas-Decorations/dp/B00ICOSBF2

Ice Luge:  party with your liquor by sliding vodka or whatever down a luge of ice straight into people's gullets.
https://www.amazon.com/Barbuzzo-Ice-Luge-Double-Track/dp/B002TZ0248

retro backlit mechanical stylish metal keyboard with round keycaps
https://www.amazon.com/ARTIX-Backlit-Keyboard-Mechanical-Typewriter/dp/B07613B7L5

wooden rustic 10-light chandelier
https://www.amazon.com/,Natural-Reclaimed-Lighting-Industrial-Chandeliers/dp

smaller wood and rope 3-light chandelier
https://www.amazon.com/Chandelier-Kitchen-Lighting-Pendant-Industrial/dp/B08DFMPG5H

 

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6 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Your mom loves d!ldo of the month club.

:ninja:

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5 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS blown out Hallway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:banana:

👍🏻

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23 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS blown out Hallway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:banana:

Is this what all the fat ugly liberal women want for Christmas?

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7 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

Is this what all the fat ugly liberal women want for Christmas?

Oh be nice. This is a Xmas thread 

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8 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

Oh be nice. This is a Xmas thread 

Have a very merry Christmas

and in case you didn't hear

New York City at Christmas

is.....

.....full....

.....of....

....QUEEEERS

Hohoho everyone!!!

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1 hour ago, shorepatrol said:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS blown out Hallway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:banana:

Gives a new meaning to the term “cockpit” :lol: 

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Remember that scene from The Empire Strikes Back when the Millennium Falcon flies into the mouth of whatever that thing was?  

Yeah... It’s gonna be like that.

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33 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

Yeti’s!

Rolexes!

 

Private Jets! 

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4 minutes ago, Gladiators said:

fftoday t-shirt

You'll never get one, dude!

 

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