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I mentioned yesterday that I had gotten a few sad face emoji reactions and expected a stern rebuke, I don’t remember which thread.  Since then I’ve gotten about 20 sad faces, which is more than I had posts, I think.  When I wasn’t posting he went and found some random posts from 5-10 years ago.  Topic is irrelevant:  politics, banana peppers, beejers, nothing is safe from this sardonic wit.

Gotta be @Utilit99, right?  Nobody else F5s this bored all day, and thinks posting an unfunny thing like a cow emoji to an MDC post on, say, 80s horror movies, is funny the 1000th time he does it.

Whoever it is, I salute you and give you the attention you so richly deserve.  I sit here a humbled poster, a beaten man.  You win, and I can think of no better reward for you than :( 

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1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

I mentioned yesterday that I had gotten a few sad face emoji reactions and expected a stern rebuke, I don’t remember which thread.  Since then I’ve gotten about 20 sad faces, which is more than I had posts, I think.  When I wasn’t posting he went and found some random posts from 5-10 years ago.  Topic is irrelevant:  politics, banana peppers, beejers, nothing is safe from this sardonic wit.

Gotta be @Utilit99, right?  Nobody else F5s this bored all day, and thinks posting an unfunny thing like a cow emoji to an MDC post on, say, 80s horror movies, is funny the 1000th time he does it.

Whoever it is, I salute you and give you the attention you so richly deserve.  I sit here a humbled poster, a beaten man.  You win, and I can think of no better reward for you than :( 

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If I had that kind of time and chose that way to spend it, I would have to consider eating a bullet.

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I don’t have a stalker. MDC is more of an obsessed fan, watching me from the bushes. Harmless though. 

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1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I don’t have a stalker. MDC is more of an obsessed fan, watching me from the bushes. Harmless though. 

watching from the bushes, as you bring him up randomly...

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Well, I am not your stalker, and pretty sure I don't have any myself. 

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Currently, the most pathetic poster on this board, by far, without equal. A bigly sad existence. 

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5 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Well, I am not your stalker, and pretty sure I don't have any myself. 

This is helpful, thanks.  You were my second choice.  :thumbsup: 

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Bunch of losers.

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2 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

You should just be happy you are stalk worthy.

Indeed. I’m really heartbroken that MDC is now the apple of HT’s eye 😢

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What’s with all of these look at me posts in my look at me thread.  Cmon people. :( 

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There are 2-3 posters on this board that you have to wonder about.

 

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1 hour ago, MTSkiBum said:

There are 2-3 posters on this board that you have to wonder about.

 

Damn, that’s about a third of the posters here anymore

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Yea there’s a few around here that just lurk all day. Live and breathe this place. There’s a few days I’ll visit and stay on when I have nothing going on and am bored. But some of these guys take this place too serious and challenge others to fights :lol:

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9 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

Yea there’s a few around here that just lurk all day. Live and breathe this place. There’s a few days I’ll visit and stay on when I have nothing going on and am bored. But some of these guys take this place too serious and challenge others to fights :lol:

Classic Digby :first:

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6 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Classic Digby :first:

Yep. Callin out the no lives here :lol: 

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18 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

Yep. Callin out the no lives here :lol: 

Any late night McDonald’s ice cream runs with your dog so you can yell at your fellow minimum wage drones, Mr. Excitement? 

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3 hours ago, MTSkiBum said:

There are 2-3 posters on this board that you have to wonder about.

 

I think your number is low. 

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1 minute ago, Fnord said:

I think your number is low. 

They’re rookie numbers. Gotta pumps those numbers up 

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I only had one stalker. Suxbenu had a man crush and called my stalker Mr Blue Eyes. 

Anyone remember ? Was a big time regular poster. 

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Wasn't me, Jerry. You've posted some legitimatly sad messages this past year, but since I'm not in the habit of ever using that sad emoji, I just click 'like' instead. Now that I think on it more, if things go south, I probably should consider directing some sad emojis your way going forward. But I've ever hopeful that that won't be necessary.

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2 hours ago, Mike Isles said:

Don’t you get alerts of who “liked” your post ?

Yes, why do you ask?  :dunno: 

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41 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Yes, why do you ask?  :dunno: 

I haven’t looked in a long time. Forgot that the likes are only somebody but a quote gives the actual poster. 

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Every sad reaction in here is cracking me up 

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1 minute ago, Bier Meister said:

Every sad reaction in here is cracking me up 

I noticed that as well. Somebody is going nuts :lol: 

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1 minute ago, Djgb13 said:

I noticed that as well. Somebody is going nuts :lol: 

Not only are you a doctor you are a fantastic detective. 

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6 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

I noticed that as well. Somebody is going nuts :lol: 

I think a lot of people are doing it.  

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On 7/9/2021 at 11:59 AM, jerryskids said:

I mentioned yesterday that I had gotten a few sad face emoji reactions and expected a stern rebuke, I don’t remember which thread.  Since then I’ve gotten about 20 sad faces, which is more than I had posts, I think.  When I wasn’t posting he went and found some random posts from 5-10 years ago.  Topic is irrelevant:  politics, banana peppers, beejers, nothing is safe from this sardonic wit.

Gotta be @Utilit99, right?  Nobody else F5s this bored all day, and thinks posting an unfunny thing like a cow emoji to an MDC post on, say, 80s horror movies, is funny the 1000th time he does it.

Whoever it is, I salute you and give you the attention you so richly deserve.  I sit here a humbled poster, a beaten man.  You win, and I can think of no better reward for you than :( 

Well @jerryskids, difference being, I don't jump up out of bed and search on all of a person's posts and target them. Whenever I'm on and I come across another assh0le post from mdc, I give him the troll back. But I don't go looking for his crap.

You are waaayyy off. 

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