Best physical sensation according to you

[MLCKAA 395]

I’ve felt a number of excellent things in my life— from sex to running to drug use, there have been many, many highs.

Last weekend the wife and a married friend-couple and I were talking about what was the best physical pleasure we could ask for.

 I had to cop out with a tie between:

a— having my balls licked (specifically licked rather than sucked); and 

b— huffing nitrous (what a shame that euphoria only lasts 60-90 seconds, though more might be hard to handle)

[Mike Isles 583]

When you have to pee then get the get the chills and the sensation of tingling in your balls is awesome. Chicks miss out on this. I asked a girl is there a female counterpart to this and she thought I was crazy. 

[bostonlager 2,465]

https://images.app.goo.gl/dtT5DV6Hy3LDB3YN6
 

 

[wiffleball 4,642]

Eargasm

[OldMaid 1,838]

17 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Eargasm

 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,918]

 A chubby chick stroking me off with ky jelly and whisper in my ear, “sweet nothings”. Then fawk her brains out. Bra!

[vuduchile 1,941]

This whole notion of something being better than sex is stupid. 
 

Nothing is better than sex.  

[avoiding injuries 1,220]

About 10 years ago I had a terrible ear infection after getting over a cold. I was prescribed an opioid for the pain. The feeling I got was unbelievable. It made me realize how easy it would be to become addicted. Never felt anything like that before or after. 

[frank 2,145]

 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Dry heaves

[edjr 5,567]

an oversized di1do

[Alias Detective 1,179]

opiates

[Mookz 1,287]

That BLORNTCH sound that means someone has replied to your poast.  

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Having my wife run her fingers through my hair...

[JustinCharge 2,397]

A nice comfy recliner.  Sooner or later every man realizes this is best.  

[DonS 3,067]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

an oversized di1do

There's no such thing as an oversized d1ldo... Keep at it and you'll make it fit eventually.   You got this!

[edjr 5,567]

22 minutes ago, DonS said:

There's no such thing as an oversized d1ldo... Keep at it and you'll make it fit eventually.   You got this!

[Nomad99 408]

Morphine.....scary addictive...but wow.

That perfect crap.....

[Cantaloupe 44]

Your mom! (This shouldn't have taken this long.)

[TimmySmith 2,782]

43 minutes ago, Nomad99 said:

Morphine.....scary addictive...but wow.

That perfect crap.....

Yeahhhh, gonna go with this.  Had it a couple of times in the hospital and it is about perfect.  One time was in pain after an operation and the nurse asked if I wanted pain meds, I said, "got any morphine?" She said, "no".  I said, "I'll just deal with it". 

[Pimpadeaux 2,266]

I had a nasty poison-ivy patch on my left calf years ago. It was about palm-sized and looked like a citrus fruit growing out of my leg. I was told not to scratch it, but the itch became unbearable.

I was in a school gym watching my nephew is some kind of musical thing. I could take no more of the itch, so I left the gym, wandered down some hallways and found a bathroom, where I locked myself in a stall, pulled up my pant leg and scratched the itchy spot.

The euphoria was better than sex or any chemically induced buzz. Juice ran down my calf as I dragged my nails across the bubbles.

The patch dried up and went away by the next day. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

4 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I had a nasty poison-ivy patch on my left calf

Thanks for sharing rusty.

[supermike80 1,286]

I'm a simple guy.  Vagina around my weiner.  Nothing comes close

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

2 hours ago, Cantaloupe Fingerbang said:

 (This shouldn't have taken this long.)

That's what she said. 

[Cantaloupe 44]

15 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

That's what she said. 

That's funny. 

[Mike Isles 583]

19 hours ago, Nomad99 said:

Morphine.....scary addictive...but wow.

That perfect crap.....

I’m allergic. After surgery they gave me morphine drip and I kept hitting the button because it felt so good yet I was itchy like crazy - took a day before I realized the itch was from the drip. 

[DonS 3,067]

18 hours ago, supermike80 said:

I'm a simple guy.  Vagina around my weiner.  Nothing comes close

Hopefully that vagina is still attached to a living breathing woman, otherwise we're talking some Patrick Bateman level sh1t.