edjr 5,567 Posted July 20, 2022 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Don't care if moon landing. GFY 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted July 20, 2022 I'd love to use handcuffs on her in the bedroom.... And then leave that b1tch there like in Gerald's Game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, DonS said: I'd love to use handcuffs on her in the bedroom.... And then leave that b1tch there like in Gerald's Game. Maybe break her ankles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, edjr said: Maybe break her ankles? I'm her biggest fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,383 Posted July 20, 2022 Omar did it too. Losers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, Fireballer said: Omar did it too. Losers. Should be extradited from America for what they are doing to it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 20, 2022 Saw this on tiktok yesterday but figured I’d wait cause some ppl get aggravated someone posts a tiktok video instead of Twitter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted July 20, 2022 She is obviously a manipulative person, and is perhaps not that good at masking what she is up to. But she knows how to act and work for the camera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted July 20, 2022 pornhub is gonna with this i bet. fake handcuff fetish section. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,177 Posted July 20, 2022 In addition to handcuffs and zip ties the capital police should be equiped with ball gags, and they should actively use them all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted July 20, 2022 1 hour ago, DonS said: I'd love to use handcuffs on her in the bedroom.... And then leave that b1tch there like in Gerald's Game. I was thinking more of a Girl With the Dragon Tattoo type scenario. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masshole 642 Posted July 20, 2022 Other than this being a picture of the reason for the downfall of our country. . . Here's the more relevant hypothetical question: If you got to shag AOC would you do it if the only requirement was that you also had to shag the rest of them in this picture too (individually, not in some 4 way monkey-pox orgy)? I'm leaning towards "yes". Omar is actually not bad looking - so that wouldn't be awful and then you'd just have to close your eyes and tough it out to get thru the Pressly, Talib, Bush nightmare. As a way to get to taking AOC to bone-town, I could probably gut it out thru the rest of the squad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, Masshole said: Other than this being a picture of the reason for the downfall of our country. . . Here's the more relevant hypothetical question: If you got to shag AOC would you do it if the only requirement was that you also had to shag the rest of them in this picture too (individually, not in some 4 way monkey-pox orgy)? I'm leaning towards "yes". Omar is actually not bad looking - so that wouldn't be awful and then you'd just have to close your eyes and tough it out to get thru the Pressly, Talib, Bush nightmare. As a way to get to taking AOC to bone-town, I could probably gut it out thru the rest of the squad. That Pressly b1tch scares me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masshole 642 Posted July 20, 2022 1 minute ago, DonS said: That Pressly b1tch scares me. As a MA resident, I hang my head in shame. Not that I voted for her, but still I hang my head in shame whenever her name or picture appears. She may actually beat out Mazie Hirono for the dumbest, least useful member of congress. Just awful in every way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted July 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, Masshole said: Here's the more relevant hypothetical question: If you got to shag AOC would you do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted July 20, 2022 AOC Still Handcuffed As Capitol Police Misplaced The Invisible Key https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-still-handcuffed-as-capitol-police-misplaced-the-invisible-key WASHINGTON, D.C. — AOC is still being held 1 day after her high-profile arrest at the Supreme Court building, as Capitol Police have confirmed that they misplaced the invisible key for her invisible handcuffs. "Well, this is embarrassing," said Capitol Police Chief Ingrid Surrection. "We always misplace our invisible key! Whose idea was it to make it invisible, anyway?" Sources say AOC is still standing in front of the Supreme Court, her hands invisibly bound together as the invisible police car also never showed up to take her to jail. "I remain committed to bravely fighting for the fundamental human right to kill babies," said the Congresswoman. "I will stay here for as long as it takes, but I hope the police find the key soon. I have to go to the bathroom." At publishing time, Capitol Police found the invisible handcuffs back at the station and realized no one had ever actually handcuffed AOC. They are currently taking bets to see how long she'll stand there until she figures it out. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted July 20, 2022 IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 20, 2022 If Obama had a sister Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted July 20, 2022 I like this new right wing version of ed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, bostonlager said: I like this new right wing version of ed I'm really not. Just the liberals make me so angri! and lets be honest, these twits aren't even liberal, they are worse, in their own class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted July 20, 2022 Jussie would be proud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,514 Posted July 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Masshole said: Other than this being a picture of the reason for the downfall of our country. . . Here's the more relevant hypothetical question: If you got to shag AOC would you do it if the only requirement was that you also had to shag the rest of them in this picture too (individually, not in some 4 way monkey-pox orgy)? I'm leaning towards "yes". Omar is actually not bad looking - so that wouldn't be awful and then you'd just have to close your eyes and tough it out to get thru the Pressly, Talib, Bush nightmare. As a way to get to taking AOC to bone-town, I could probably gut it out thru the rest of the squad. I didn't know Cory Booker went trans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,514 Posted July 20, 2022 5 hours ago, posty said: Right. Guy is willing to take on some real sheanimals just to bang AOC? Bag over her head and I still wouldn't. No thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted July 20, 2022 This is so telling.....it's all for show, most of their crap isn't real and is for the theatre of it all. The worst kind of politician, there for the cameras to push some narrative. So fake. Also, I wouldn't touch any of those broads with @edjr pen!s. Gross. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,514 Posted July 20, 2022 People really think this piranha tooth monkey nose gremlin is hot? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 1,801 Posted July 20, 2022 If she was faking handcuffs why would she put 1 hand in the air? Seems to defeat the purpose. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted July 20, 2022 The 10th Commandment of the famous 10 Commandments of worldly fame: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a llama toothed jackass. So it is written. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted July 20, 2022 https://images.app.goo.gl/2GRpHnLJtcgHMt73A Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted July 20, 2022 23 minutes ago, TimHauck said: If she was faking handcuffs why would she put 1 hand in the air? Seems to defeat the purpose. You’re a strange fellow. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted July 21, 2022 9 hours ago, edjr said: Maybe break her ankles? Maybe on a Wednesday. I got plans for her on Yogurt Tuesday 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted July 21, 2022 1 hour ago, KSB2424 said: You’re a strange fellow. He has a point. She is either really dumb or wasn't faking handcuffs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted July 21, 2022 2 hours ago, TimHauck said: If she was faking handcuffs why would she put 1 hand in the air? Seems to defeat the purpose. Yep. That's how dumb she is. She can't even do stupid right. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted July 21, 2022 19 minutes ago, Brad GLuckman said: He has a point. She is either really dumb or wasn't faking handcuffs. It’s both. That’s what’s so funny. JFC. It was validated when Omar did the exact same thing. They’re faking being handcuffed but can’t stop themselves from throwing the “power” fist when they see a camera. That’s the joke, it’s all on video. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 559 Posted July 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, KSB2424 said: It’s both. That’s what’s so funny. JFC. It was validated when Omar did the exact same thing. They’re faking being handcuffed but can’t stop themselves from throwing the “power” fist when they see a camera. That’s the joke, it’s all on video. An island of reality, in an ocean of diarrhea. Thank You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted July 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, KSB2424 said: It’s both. That’s what’s so funny. JFC. It was validated when Omar did the exact same thing. They’re faking being handcuffed but can’t stop themselves from throwing the “power” fist when they see a camera. That’s the joke, it’s all on video. I didn't see the Omar video until you posted this. Man, that's embarrassing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 1,801 Posted July 21, 2022 Well she wasn’t faking being arrested Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted July 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, TimHauck said: Well she wasn’t faking being arrested 50 dollar fine. Focking clown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted July 21, 2022 7 hours ago, shorepatrol said: 50 dollar fine. Focking clown It's like saying you got arrested when you get pulled over for speeding and get a ticket. They are throwing the "detained" word around now all lot too. I guess they are insurrectionists. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
