Does anybody like Ted cruz? And if so, why?

[wiffleball 4,790]

I first utilized the term odious on this board with regard to Hillary. 

 

But , this guy, what a sleazy  schmuck.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,403]

Smart guy. 

[edjr 6,580]

 

[OldMaid 2,130]

You know how some guys like to smell used panties? I have a feeling Ted has the underwear Josh Hawley was wearing on Jan 6th in his top drawer.

[KSB2424 3,148]

1 hour ago, wiffleball said:

I first utilized the term odious on this board with regard to Hillary. 

 

But , this guy, what a sleazy  schmuck.

Not all that big of a fan but what is “sleazy” about him?  

[BufordT 434]

Don't call his wife names or he'll ....uh .... err... kiss your a$$ and try to be friends.  Truly a stand up guy.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

1 hour ago, wiffleball said:

I first utilized the term odious on this board with regard to Hillary. 

 

But , this guy, what a sleazy  schmuck.

Start drinking Odouls. 

[wiffleball 4,790]

3 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

Start drinking Odouls. 

Stop drinking the kool-aid. You f****** weirdo.

[MDC 7,405]

29 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

You know how some guys like to smell used panties? 

 

[phillybear 366]

I am just really unimpressed with the entirety of the acting work. The dude sucks. 

With the exception of the character work in Tropic Thunder, when Ted Cruz hammed it up as the Jewish agent. Top notch. 

[edjr 6,580]

1 hour ago, OldMaid said:

You know how some guys like to smell used condoms?

Why I never!

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

1 hour ago, OldMaid said:

You know how some guys like to smell used panties? I have a feeling Ted has the underwear Josh Hawley was wearing on Jan 6th in his top drawer.

Strange thread to return to, but welcome back.

[BeenHereBefore 1,517]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

Start drinking Odouls. 

I just bought a six pack a few minutes ago and day 10 of being sober. I also like Ted for the simple fact he beat Jimmy Kimmel at basketball.

[Big Guy 1,412]

Because he looks a lot like Grampa Munster!

 

 

If Grampa Munster & Andy Griffith had a baby 

[Big Guy 1,412]

Also.....

He's in the top 3% of Politicians that most resemble anything good about America

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

1 hour ago, BufordT said:

Don't call his wife names or he'll ....uh .... err... kiss your a$$ and try to be friends.  Truly a stand up guy.

Except when he's whisking his family off to Cancun after an unprecedented winter storm paralyzed his home state and caused lengthy and widespread power outages amid record-low temperatures.

Total doosh.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Ted Cruz in action.

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,403]

I remember when he went on Tucker and TC ripped him a new a hole. Good stuff. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

18 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I remember when he went on Tucker and TC ripped him a new a hole. Good stuff. 

Him fleeing the state when it was an icy world of hardship and misery here was despicable and cowardly. He should have been out delivering hot meals to the elderly or something. 

I like John Cornyn, whom I've met several times. Respectable dude. I've always voted for him.

[craftsman 1,045]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Him fleeing the state when it was an icy world of hardship and misery here was despicable and cowardly. He should have been out delivering hot meals to the elderly or something. 

I like John Cornyn, whom I've met several times. Respectable dude. I've always voted for him.

Were you out delivering those hot meals?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,403]

5 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Him fleeing the state when it was an icy world of hardship and misery here was despicable and cowardly. He should have been out delivering hot meals to the elderly or something. 

I like John Cornyn, whom I've met several times. Respectable dude. I've always voted for him.

Yeah, you said that before. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

1 minute ago, craftsman said:

Were you out delivering those hot meals?

No, I was at the command center post-Hurricane Rita in Buttmont. I didn't have much to do during the day while reporters were out in the field, so I'd wander over to the command center to see if I could find anything to write about. One time, the county judge lost his sh!t and threatened to send the sheriff's office out to seize generators from FEMA. That made the state wire.

So I'm at the command center, and everyone is haggard and smelly, because we're all working stupid hours and have no access to running water. This dude in a suit come bounding into the room out of nowhere, sees I have a press badge and says, "Come with me!"

I follow him down some stairs to the outside, where Sen. John Cornyn is standing there. The senator has arrived, but there was no media there to greet him.

I whipped out my reporter pad and started asking questions. My cell phone rang, and I saw it was my sister calling.

"You need to take that?" he asks. 

"It's my sister, Priscilla (not her real name), " I replied.

He chuckled and said, "Take the phone call and tell her what you're doing."

"OK!" I replied.

RING RING!

Rusty: "Hello?"

Sister Priscilla (not her real name): "Hey, how's it going. What are you doing?"

Rusty: "I'm talking to Sen. John Cornyn."

Priscilla: "No, you're not."

So I handed the phone to Cornyn.

Cornyn: "Hello?"

Priscilla: "Who is this?"

Cornyn: "Sen. John Cornyn. Nice to meet you."

Priscilla: "Oh my. Nice to meet you. I'll let you get back to my brother."

Cornyn: "OK!"

About that time, a TV news cameraman showed up, so I interviewed him some more for whatever station he was from.

Recently, Cornyn came to the city I live in now to speak at an event, and I got to talk about that day, and he remembered.

And that's my John Cornyn story!

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

9 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Yeah, you said that before. 

And I'll probably say it again!

[craftsman 1,045]

2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

No,

I didn't think so.

[-Vyse- 65]

Nope. Hate the guy. He has an extremely punchable face. He also left Texans high and dry with a horrible power grid 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,403]

13 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

No, I was at the command center post-Hurricane Rita in Buttmont. I didn't have much to do during the day while reporters were out in the field, so I'd wander over to the command center to see if I could find anything to write about. One time, the county judge lost his sh!t and threatened to send the sheriff's office out to seize generators from FEMA. That made the state wire.

So I'm at the command center, and everyone is haggard and smelly, because we're all working stupid hours and have no access to running water. This dude in a suit come bounding into the room out of nowhere, sees I have a press badge and says, "Come with me!"

I follow him down some stairs to the outside, where Sen. John Cornyn is standing there. The senator has arrived, but there was no media there to greet him.

I whipped out my reporter pad and started asking questions. My cell phone rang, and I saw it was my sister calling.

"You need to take that?" he asks. 

"It's my sister, Priscilla (not her real name), " I replied.

He chuckled and said, "Take the phone call and tell her what you're doing."

"OK!" I replied.

RING RING!

Rusty: "Hello?"

Sister Priscilla (not her real name): "Hey, how's it going. What are you doing?"

Rusty: "I'm talking to Sen. John Cornyn."

Priscilla: "No, you're not."

So I handed the phone to Cornyn.

Cornyn: "Hello?"

Priscilla: "Who is this?"

Cornyn: "Sen. John Cornyn. Nice to meet you."

Priscilla: "Oh my. Nice to meet you. I'll let you get back to my brother."

Cornyn: "OK!"

About that time, a TV news cameraman showed up, so I interviewed him some more for whatever station he was from.

Recently, Cornyn came to the city I live in now to speak at an event, and I got to talk about that day, and he remembered.

And that's my John Cornyn story!

Tl/dr

[wiffleball 4,790]

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[Hardcore troubadour 15,403]

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Now do magnificent bastard. 

[Cdub100 3,903]

Sometimes I like him sometimes I don't. 

People say I look like him when I'm fat

[OldMaid 2,130]

3 hours ago, MTSkiBum said:

Strange thread to return to, but welcome back.

Seemed as good as any. If you’re gonna jump into the cesspool- why not this one? 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

 

4 hours ago, KSB2424 said:

Not all that big of a fan but what is “sleazy” about him?  

he sniffs little girls.  oh wait that is someone else.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

11 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Seemed as good as any. If you’re gonna jump into the cesspool- why not this one? 

Mike honcho starts a thread every Monday that would be a good place for an update. It is one of the few threads that does not get sidetracked.

[Cruzer 1,995]

Could easily be on the Mt. Rushmore of tools. Can't believe people here keep voting him into office. 

[Flipper 61]

Is he a liberal?  Is he on China's payroll?

[Sean Mooney 1,983]

Of all the douchebags that are in Washington- he is another one of them. 

Also, what a cowardly man. His dad gets accused of things, his wife's looks gets insulted and all he can do is say to Trump, "Can you spit in my mouth next time too daddy?" 

[craftsman 1,045]

Just now, Sean Mooney said:

Of all the douchebags that are in Washington- he is another one of them. 

Also, what a cowardly man. His dad gets accused of things, his wife's looks gets insulted and all he can do is say to Trump, "Can you spit in my mouth next time too daddy?" 

Did he say that?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,403]

Just now, Sean Mooney said:

Of all the douchebags that are in Washington- he is another one of them. 

Also, what a cowardly man. His dad gets accused of things, his wife's looks gets insulted and all he can do is say to Trump, "Can you spit in my mouth next time too daddy?" 

Yeah. That’s  like when Kamala accused Biden of being racist and then he made her VP. Lol. 

[peenie 1,915]

Ted Cruz seems to be very weak in character. He has no strong morality or pride and about the only thing he seems to really care about is being re-elected. I do not like him and would never vote for him. Trump really showed what weak money grubber lemmings reside in the Republican Party. 

[craftsman 1,045]

Just now, peenie said:

Ted Cruz seems to be very weak in character. He has no strong morality or pride and about the only thing he seems to really care about is being re-elected. I do not like him and would never vote for him. Trump really showed what weak money grubber lemmings reside in the Republican Party. 

Give some concrete examples of why you are saying this?

[Sean Mooney 1,983]

18 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Yeah. That’s  like when Kamala accused Biden of being racist and then he made her VP. Lol. 

not sure which is less shocking:

1.) You would immediately have to scream "whataboutism"

or 

2.) You thinking Ted Cruz is a "smart guy."