Going to a lezbean wedding tonight

[edjr 7,039]

Absolutely the most disgusting lezbeans you have ever wanted to lay eyes on. Cousin in-laws (if that's a thing) Not my family, but I do enjoy weddings. 

Going to a normal wedding tomorrow night. With an open bar.  

I should say. The actual getting married part blows. I like the receptions. 

[MTSkiBum 1,626]

Weddings are the worst.

[Engorgeous George 2,332]

Sounds like you should not hold out much hope of banging a bridesmaid.

[edjr 7,039]

Just now, MTSkiBum said:

Weddings are the worst.

Weddings, yes agreed. The reception is where it's at.

If you're a no fun curmudgeon, sure you would not like receptions. You just gotta have fun and take them for what they are worth..

 

[edjr 7,039]

1 minute ago, Engorgeous George said:

Sounds like you should not hold out much hope of banging a bridesmaid.

 

[Twinsdad 66]

4 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Sounds like you should not hold out much hope of banging a bridesmaid.

But he probably has a better chance at getting pegged.

[edjr 7,039]

9 minutes ago, Twinsdad said:

But he probably has a better chance at getting pegged.

Now that i am down for. just not by them  

[Hardcore troubadour 16,057]

It’s so nice when people pretend it’s normal. I would too, don’t get me wrong, but we all know it’s bullshit. 

[DonS 3,330]

Any lipstick lesbians as bridesmaids?  

[Mike Honcho 5,549]

Are you the bride or the groom?

[BiPolarBear 497]

2 hours ago, edjr said:

Absolutely the most disgusting lezbeans you have ever wanted to lay eyes on. Cousin in-laws (if that's a thing) Not my family, but I do enjoy weddings. 

Going to a normal wedding tomorrow night. With an open bar.  

I should say. The actual getting married part blows. I like the receptions. 

Do you still DJ sometimes?

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,709]

“If anybody opposes this marriage, please state it now.”

Edge: Liquor… I never had her!!!

[DonS 3,330]

Are you getting them a big black strap on d1ldo as a wedding present?   I'm sure you have a spare you could re-gift if you don't want to spend the money. 

[BiPolarBear 497]

17 minutes ago, DonS said:

Any lipstick lesbians as bridesmaids?  

Inquiring Geeks wanna know. 

[edjr 7,039]

1 hour ago, BiPolarBear said:

Do you still DJ sometimes?

 

I sure do. Neither one of these weddings. I have a 40th in October I am doing. It is slowly creeping back

[edjr 7,039]

1 hour ago, DonS said:

Are you getting them a big black strap on d1ldo as a wedding present?   I'm sure you have a spare you could re-gift if you don't want to spend the money. 

Leaving it uncleaned too

[edjr 7,039]

1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said:

Are you the bride or the groom?

I wear many hats

[porkbutt 897]

if you can make it thru new kids on the block, you can make it thru this.

[edjr 7,039]

7 minutes ago, porkbutt said:

if you can make it thru new kids on the block, you can make it thru this.

See? I always knew you weren't always negative

The wedding will have far less gay men than new kids

[Engorgeous George 2,332]

Curious about the menu at the reception dinner, clams casino, linguini with clam sauce?

[edjr 7,039]

16 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Curious about the menu at the reception dinner, clams casino, linguini with clam sauce?

The wedding is at a gazebo down at a local park and the reception is at the legion. it's probably pot luck  

They did a booze cruise last week for their "bachelorette party",. They played music from a bluetooth speaker, no DJ. ( I did not go)

I have no idea what white trashness to expect tonight

[wiffleball 4,797]

Won't be hard to open the presents. They're bringing their own scissors.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,709]

 Expensive scissors would be a great gift. 

[Alias Detective 1,474]

On 9/2/2022 at 8:21 AM, edjr said:

Absolutely the most disgusting lezbeans you have ever wanted to lay eyes on. Cousin in-laws (if that's a thing) Not my family, but I do enjoy weddings. 

Going to a normal wedding tomorrow night. With an open bar.  

I should say. The actual getting married part blows. I like the receptions. 

Well?

[Thornton Melon 653]

4 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

Well?

He's at the emergency room right now. You know, for the extraction. 

[TimmySmith 2,783]

I hope the happy couple lasts 6 months.  That's like 20 years in hetero married life.

[craftsman 1,045]

I had a lesbian friend for a year or two. Went to her weddng and ended up nailing her mom that night. A year later when her wife's sister turned 18 I nailed her for the next couple years. 

I love life.

Oh yeah. And they broke up a year later as one decided she wants to be a real girl again and marry a guy.

[Cdub100 3,996]

5 hours ago, TimmySmith said:

I hope the happy couple lasts 6 months.  That's like 20 years in hetero married life.

Fact

[jonmx 2,487]

I am not even sure what gay or lesbian means these days.   If a guy has sex with a biological woman but she identifies as a man, the guy is a flaming homosexual.    It is quite possible these lesbians are straight.  

[Gepetto 1,482]

6 hours ago, craftsman said:

I had a lesbian friend for a year or two. Went to her weddng and ended up nailing her mom that night. A year later when her wife's sister turned 18 I nailed her for the next couple years. 

I love life.

Oh yeah. And they broke up a year later as one decided she wants to be a real girl again and marry a guy.

No you don't 

 

[huskyhater75 242]

On 9/2/2022 at 5:21 AM, edjr said:

Absolutely the most disgusting lezbeans you have ever wanted to lay eyes on. Cousin in-laws (if that's a thing) Not my family, but I do enjoy weddings. 

Going to a normal wedding tomorrow night. With an open bar.  

I should say. The actual getting married part blows. I like the receptions. 

Bet you don't get laid...............................

[Brad GLuckman 519]

7 hours ago, Gepetto said:

No you don't 

 

Exactly what I was thinking as I read it

[wiffleball 4,797]

Do they throw the bouquet overhand?

 

 

[Thornton Melon 653]

5 hours ago, wiffleball said:

Do they throw the bouquet overhand?

 

 

No....underhand, but they windmill it

[dain11279 985]

On 9/3/2022 at 5:59 PM, craftsman said:

I had a lesbian friend for a year or two. Went to her weddng and ended up nailing her mom that night. A year later when her wife's sister turned 18 I nailed her for the next couple years. 

I love life.

 

WB Newbie

[craftsman 1,045]

3 hours ago, dain11279 said:

WB Newbie

Warner Brothers? 

[KSB2424 3,174]

9 hours ago, wiffleball said:

Do they throw the bouquet overhand?

 

 

Underrated post.  I lol’d

[craftsman 1,045]

16 hours ago, Brad GLuckman said:

Exactly what I was thinking as I read it

Thinking what?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,709]

On 9/2/2022 at 11:36 AM, edjr said:

I wear many hats

 Was LL Flick The Bean in attendance???

[huskyhater75 242]

You should,ve taken util99..........ERRRRRR, craftsman-I bet there was probably gay guys there too.