Being on time

[peenie 1,690]

If you’ve been invited to a wedding that starts at 5 pm, what time should you arrive? What time would you be there in order to avoid being late? 
 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,585]

Being on time is racist. We discussed this 

you should live your life with the intentions of Joe Lombardi.  If your 5 mins early your 10 mins late. Never done me wrong 

[seafoam1 1,879]

2 minutes ago, peenie said:

If you’ve been invited to a wedding that starts at 5 pm, what time should you arrive? What time would you be there in order to avoid being late? 
 

You get there when you get there. No one cares unless you have to stand next to them when they make the mistake. 

[seafoam1 1,879]

2 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

Being on time is racist. We discussed this 

I hate racists

I think hating races for who they are is not racist. You simply hate their culture. 

[5-Points 2,729]

14 minutes ago, peenie said:

If you’ve been invited to a wedding that starts at 5 pm, what time should you arrive? What time would you be there in order to avoid being late? 
 

Weddings rarely start on time. That said, if the invitation says 5:00, 4:45 is prolly a good time to get seated.

The reason most weddings don't start on time is because they are waiting for self important asshoIes to get there. 

[weepaws 2,460]

Can’t be late for anything in life, late is tardy = tard, get there early and enjoy.  

[peenie 1,690]

Please give me the time you’d arrive if you were invited to a 5 pm wedding. 

[5-Points 2,729]

2 minutes ago, peenie said:

Please give me the time you’d arrive or invited to a 5 pm wedding. 

I did. Seated at 4:45. 

[supermike80 1,286]

22 minutes ago, peenie said:

Please give me the time you’d arrive if you were invited to a 5 pm wedding. 

I dont understand.   5pm means 5pm. Wtf

[IGotWorms 3,315]

35 minutes ago, peenie said:

Please give me the time you’d arrive if you were invited to a 5 pm wedding. 

Probably 15-20 minutes early.

Kinda depends on the people and circumstances though. With a couple of my friends they meant the ceremony would be right at 5 and then you’d quickly proceed to get focked up, so in that circumstance I might be there a half hour early or more if the bar was already open 

[Thornton Melon 544]

4:41

[kutulu 1,547]

I don't feel tardy 

[5-Points 2,729]

2 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

4:41

This aint the price is right mutherfocker!

 

[peenie 1,690]

I just want to be early and not late for certain events. 

[Bier Meister 1,514]

I’d probably arrive around 4:15-4:30 if I know a good amount of attendees.  Park, and quick hellos.

if I do not know many people, I would try to be seated by 4:45

[5-Points 2,729]

25 minutes ago, peenie said:

I just want to be early and not late for certain events. 

General rule: 15 minutes early is "on time" for events. 

Unless it's a surprise party and you're delivering the guest of honor. In that case, 15 minutes late is recommended. 

[Drizzay 646]

Why is this even a question?

 

If you show up when the bride is about to walk down the isle, you done focked up.

[frank 2,145]

I don’t feel tardy.

[Ron_Artest 681]

2 hours ago, peenie said:

Please give me the time you’d arrive if you were invited to a 5 pm wedding. 

4:30

[peenie 1,690]

Thanks!  

[nobody 2,043]

4:50 if it's a smaller wedding and seating is plentiful.  4:30 if it's a big wedding.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,919]

 Late if it’s no one close. The reception is not the time to be late.

[MLCKAA 395]

10 hours ago, peenie said:

I just want to be early and not late for certain events. 

 How old are you?

You’re actually saying you need help determining when to arrive at an event with a scheduled start time?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,653]

I thought CPT was only for work? 

[Cdub100 3,381]

5 minutes after you delete this thread

[Reality 2,710]

[seafoam1 1,879]

9 hours ago, MLCKAA said:

 How old are you?

You’re actually saying you need help determining when to arrive at an event with a scheduled start time?

She's a person of color. 

[jerryskids 5,206]

21 hours ago, kutulu said:

I don't feel tardy 

Borderline tardy?   

[seafoam1 1,879]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Borderline tardy?   

ghey 

[jerryskids 5,206]

I'd probably target 4:30, with the intention of actually getting there by 4:45.  I'm notoriously late, largely because there is always one more PITA thing I need to do with my laryngectomy, at least that is my excuse.  But as others have pointed out, you don't want to show up as the bride is heading down the aisle.

 

[jerryskids 5,206]

3 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

ghey 

You don't understand the reference between him and me, tard.   

[seafoam1 1,879]

Just now, jerryskids said:

I'd probably target 4:30, with the intention of actually getting there by 4:45.  I'm notoriously late, largely because there is always one more PITA thing I need to do with my laryngectomy, at least that is my excuse.  But as others have pointed out, you don't want to show up as the bride is heading down the aisle.

 

So you are saying you can't manage time. 

[seafoam1 1,879]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

You don't understand the reference between him and me, tard.   

ghey.

[cyclone24 1,814]

22 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

Being on time is racist. We discussed this 

you should live your life with the intentions of Joe Lombardi.  If your 5 mins early your 10 mins late. Never done me wrong 

Excuse me, could you stop using numbers. Those are also racist. Cracker.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

16 hours ago, peenie said:

Thanks!  

Your hands are dirty.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,585]

36 minutes ago, cyclone24 said:

Excuse me, could you stop using numbers. Those are also racist. Cracker.

I date black chicks so I’m excused 

[cyclone24 1,814]

3 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I date black chicks so I’m excused 

Allowed. Nice

[BudBro 117]

On 3/23/2024 at 5:19 PM, peenie said:

I just want to be early and not late for certain events. 

On-time is late.