jerryskids 5,206 Posted July 27, 2017 I turned 50 today. Woohoo! Seriously though, not bad. Wife is cooking some filet and lobster, should get some sexy time after. Look at me$#@! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted July 27, 2017 Correction: prime ribeye, not filet. I'll diet tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted July 27, 2017 Coffin shopping this weekend i assume? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted July 27, 2017 Coffin shopping this weekend i assume? Heh heh... heh.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted July 27, 2017 Happy Birthday Jerry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted July 27, 2017 Happy birthday you old fock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 988 Posted July 27, 2017 Happy Birthday! Sounds like life is good for you! I kind of think it would be fun to be really old cranky guy who actually does yell get off my lawn! Although, I would probably do that today if it happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted July 27, 2017 Happy birthday. I think fifty is the age where you need to start asking your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex, so if you haven't yet, make sure you take it easy tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 27, 2017 Can size I don't keep a notebook like others. Sorry. I should know but I don't. Can size Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 27, 2017 Also Happy Birthday dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted July 27, 2017 Wait a minute - Sexy time with the Lobster or the Steak? Oh well, at least it's not crabs. Love you Jerry. You're like this bored's Phil Hartman. ....We hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted July 27, 2017 Can size I don't keep a notebook like others. Sorry. I should know but I don't. Can size I went to the gym today; it was a strength day featuring bench press up to max. I got 195 which is pretty good for a skinny dood like me. Since my chest is pumped, I'll go 42A. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted July 27, 2017 Happy birthday. I think fifty is the age where you need to start asking your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex, so if you haven't yet, make sure you take it easy tonight. Fock that noise, if I had a massive coronary during sex I'd hang on until I finished and then die with a smile on my face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted July 27, 2017 50 actually doesn't sound that old to me anymore, thanks to my parents. You're a really young old person Everyone who gets to, gets there fast. Happy Birfday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted July 27, 2017 For what it's worth, we have new couches here and a much larger TV. Play your cards right next time and you might just get luckier then last time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,560 Posted July 27, 2017 The "Get off my lawn" thing works best if you spend a lot of time on your porch in your underwear with a shotgun nearby that you can also wave around for effect. I don't see why you couldn't bring a laptop with you and post here while you wait for kids to wander by. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted July 27, 2017 Happy birthday oldtimer. You've got me by seven months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted July 27, 2017 Happy Bday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,560 Posted July 27, 2017 There's nothing happy about turning 50. Wish him Happy Birthday next year. My condolences, Jerry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted July 27, 2017 Pull up a rocker and grab your WHHittlin' knife. I got a bucket full of sticks that need carvin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 27, 2017 I poop on your lawn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted July 27, 2017 If a scorpion stung you nowadays you'd be focked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted July 27, 2017 I poop on your lawn you're supposed to poop on the porch. Lawn is for wiping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted July 27, 2017 If a scorpion stung you nowadays you'd be focked Prolly. Or maybe my old nerves won't react as bad as last time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 513 Posted July 27, 2017 Happy Birthday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted July 27, 2017 Happy birthday oldtimer. You've got me by seven months. What NVike said. Except you got me by four months, which means I got him by 3 months. We's old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted July 27, 2017 What NVike said. Except you got me by four months, which means I got him by 3 months. We's old. Youngins... Also Joneo is a few days after me. I guess we all meet the middle aged profile for FF...when we joined like 15 years ago. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted July 27, 2017 You're closer to 69. I just made that up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
