Which state could kick the other state's ass?

[cmh6476 763]

I assume to be fairly realistic we should consider borders.

 

As much as I bleed crimson and blue, I don't think kansas would want a thing to do with missouri.

 

[cmh6476 763]

Assuming others will soon respond, are we to consider all military establishments or just national Guard resources?

[Djgb13 2,338]

Not sure the exact states but I'd put my money on one of them from the south

[rholio 339]

I think Michigan could roll through Ohio without a lot of trouble, Detroit is fairly close and could flood the border with a lot of armed men in a hurry.

 

The U.P. is a weak border however, and I could see Wisconsin grabbing and keeping it.

[cmh6476 763]

Not sure the exact states but I'd put my money on one of them from the south

I changed my use of plurals and punctuation to make my question clearer.

[cbfalcon 824]

Love us or hate us, but Texas pretty much equals /thread/

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Mass would kick ass in New England, but that is about it. We have lots on pansies.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Love us or hate us, but Texas pretty much equals /thread/

Needs more black folk. Got enough Mexicans and a couple of them arengood fighters but majority are pretty hefty

[Mungwater 588]

Not sure the exact states but I'd put my money on one of them from the south

Worked so well the first time they tried it

[Hardcore troubadour 12,783]

Mass would kick ass in New England, but that is about it. We have lots on pansies.

True

[jerryskids 5,248]

Just about every house in Arizona has a pool. And there are more guns than pools. Just saying.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

I think the gang bangers from Chicago would finally come in handy.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Mass would kick ass in New England, but that is about it. We have lots on pansies.

Nah. You would roll through Connecticut. But then get bogged down in a guerilla war in New Hampshire Vermont and Maine. Lose valuable time while New York turns north.

 

Tennessee would be focked. We border the most states of any state. All population centers near a state line.

 

Georgia would roll us in the south east. North Carolina and Virginia can battle the mountain crazies. Kentucky, Alabama, Missouri, Arkansas and Mississippi would battle for the west and middle.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Nah. You would roll through Connecticut. But then get bogged down in a guerilla war in New Hampshire Vermont and Maine. Lose valuable time while New York turns north.

 

Tennessee would be focked. We border the most states of any state. All population centers near a state line.

 

Georgia would roll us in the south east. North Carolina and Virginia can battle the mountain crazies. Kentucky, Alabama, Missouri, Arkansas and Mississippi would battle for the west and middle.

Central and Western MA is just as guerilla as Maine, Vermont and NH, but we have more people.

[avoiding injuries 1,230]

As the state with the most government employees and resident politicians, I sacrifice MD for the good of the country.

[shotsup 832]

My state

 

/thread

[cmh6476 763]

My state

 

/thread

iowa?

[SUXBNME 1,346]

CA >>> All others.

[DankNuggs 305]

Central and Western MA is just as guerilla as Maine, Vermont and NH, but we have more people.

Yep, if we had a seed of doubt, unleash Springfield. Should that fail, unleash Worcester. Last hurrah we unleash methuen and Gloucester, retreat to the cape

[tubby_mcgee 691]

I think the gang bangers from Chicago would finally come in handy.

 

 

The gun owners with rifles that actually know how to use a gun, in ND or MN would mow the thugs down. Plus, ND is 3rd in Nuclear Power in the world. At least we used to be.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

CA >>> All others.

 

Nah. Gotta consider geography.

 

You'd all die in the desert somewhere. Unless you invade Oregon.

[wiffleball 4,655]

Colo would be too baked to care about some outta town harshers.

[mighty_thor 115]

Mass would kick ass in New England, but that is about it. We have lots on pansies.

Massholes are pretty confrontational and like to fight. I was born and raised in the Irish riviera and we constantly fought in school. I have lived in other parts of the country since college and have found the people much nicer and less confrontational.

[iam90sbaby 2,134]

Texas.

[iam90sbaby 2,134]

CA >>> All others.

 

California's Army weapon of choice: http://data.whicdn.com/images/22132177/original.jpg

[Djgb13 2,338]

If we are talking being allowed to use guns then DEFINITELY gonna be a state in the south. Probably Texas. Not only are there tons of guns around but they know how to use them. Sh1t buying a gun there took me a total of 20 minutes tops when I went to the gun shop. Most of that time was spent choosing the gun. All they did was call a number to give my info for a background check and I was good

[supermike80 1,304]

I think Michigan could roll through Ohio without a lot of trouble, Detroit is fairly close and could flood the border with a lot of armed men in a hurry.

 

The U.P. is a weak border however, and I could see Wisconsin grabbing and keeping it.

Who cares. They're not really michigan anyway. Let the yoopers go

[iam90sbaby 2,134]

If we are talking being allowed to use guns then DEFINITELY gonna be a state in the south. Probably Texas. Not only are there tons of guns around but they know how to use them. Sh1t buying a gun there took me a total of 20 minutes tops when I went to the gun shop. Most of that time was spent choosing the gun. All they did was call a number to give my info for a background check and I was good

 

As it should be.

[penultimatestraw 473]

When the mainlanders are done shooting one another, the Hawaiians would casually paddle their way stateside and clean up the survivors. Or just hang out in the islands, as you stupid haoles would never be able to invade us.

[Mungwater 588]

When the mainlanders are done shooting one another, the Hawaiians would casually paddle their way stateside and clean up the survivors. Or just hang out in the islands, as you stupid haoles would never be able to invade us.

No one would try to invade Hawaii, no resources to export unless we use it to launch on other islands in the pacific.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Or just hang out in the islands, as you stupid haoles would never be able to invade us.

Agree. Never f with islanders. If you remove the Haoles from Hawaii there is nothing left but hard core dirtbags.

[Bert 1,099]

Texas and Cali would probally destroy every other state. But Cali would go into that stupid tree hugging save the earth "we believe in pease and love" bullsh!t and get dropped like Rhonda Rousey in her last fight.

[iam90sbaby 2,134]

Why does everyone think Cali? Strength in numbers? I thought it was pretty accepted that 95% of the men there have more estrogen than the national average.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Why does everyone think Cali? Strength in numbers? I thought it was pretty accepted that 95% of the men there have more estrogen than the national average.

And don't forget how hard it is to buy a gun there. Cali would get destroyed. Too many pansys there

[Bert 1,099]

Why does everyone think Cali? Strength in numbers? I thought it was pretty accepted that 95% of the men there have more estrogen than the national average.

Numbers, resources and american gang banging was perfected in Cali.

[posty 2,304]

West Virginia can shoot extremely well, just don't have the numbers...

[Hardcore troubadour 12,783]

A lot of our nations puzzies have found their way to Brooklyn. But NY woukd still be the odds on favorite.

[Bert 1,099]

A lot of our nations puzzies have found their way to Brooklyn. But NY woukd still be the odds on favorite.

Uh.....no. There are not enough people in the city to over come the rest of the bassackward hillbillies up State.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,783]

Uh.....no. There are not enough people in the city to over come the rest of the bassackward hillbillies up State.

Are you kidding me? Those hillbillies are our secret weapon. Nobody knows they exist.

[vuduchile 1,941]

None of your crapass states would be able to pull together enough like-minded, motivated people to fight for a common goal.

 

You think the bangers in South Oak Cliff are gonna join forces with the rednecks in Ft Worth?

 

The Bronx boys gonna fight side by side with those puss ies from the Hamptons?

 

One thing for sure. History tells us that the natives in my home state of Oklahoma would get wiped out. Hell, they'll probably be extinct after this one.