Rusty Syringes 478 Posted January 9, 2016 Well, Toofy has lured me out. It wasn't intentional to not be around. Just so much has happened. 2011 - Divorce. 2012 - Met a new girl, a yoga instructor, after a period of dating funness. 2013 - Moved. Got married. Moved again. (Still in Tyler.) 2014 - Got laid off at the paypah, effectively ending my 30-year newspaper career. Did some work for a non-profit before going all in with New York Life as an insurance agent. 2015 - Became one of the top new agents in the entire Dallas general office. (Tyler is part of that office.) Got my Series 6 and 63. Ended my first year with like 70 paid cases. 2016 - Toofy sends me a Facebook IM. I'm still writing crapass music, drinking beer and playing fantasy football. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gutterslut 1 Posted January 9, 2016 Jesus Christ, what did you do, change PCs and lose all your alias passwords? Now get the f u c k outta here and don't come back you joke. Or do you plan to have conversations with yourself again. Loser! Bwahahahahahahahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted January 9, 2016 Is it true that yoga instructors sometimes wear yoga pants? Also, would you say that she's lithe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted January 9, 2016 40k posts jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted January 9, 2016 Yes, I am a Silverback! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted January 9, 2016 Is it true that yoga instructors sometimes wear yoga pants? Also, would you say that she's lithe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted January 9, 2016 You still hang out at the Sanctuary? TK unbanned me for a few days last week, which was the shiznit$#@! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,643 Posted January 9, 2016 Ending a newspaper career is a lot like losing your job at photomat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,337 Posted January 9, 2016 Yes, I am a Silverback! Well if you move forward at say 5mph and and then release a good shot, you can get your jizz travelling pretty fast. I would be interested in finding the spot where I shot, and then measure to the final landing spot of the load. You could even line up pictures of Rusty's face and see the furthest one you could hit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,037 Posted January 9, 2016 Brian sighting....maybe CMT will be next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted January 9, 2016 You got old a long time ago, believe me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 666 Posted January 9, 2016 Welcome Back. You will be disappointed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted January 9, 2016 You got old a long time ago, believe me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 9, 2016 Can I see your fingerprint to verify you are the real deal ? Otherwise no pizza for you !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted January 9, 2016 Can I see your fingerprint to verify you are the real deal ? Otherwise no pizza for you !!! crassic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted January 9, 2016 Any new music? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted January 9, 2016 Jesus Christ, what did you do, change PCs and lose all your alias passwords? Now get the f u c k outta here and don't come back you joke. Or do you plan to have conversations with yourself again. Loser! Bwahahahahahahahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 646 Posted January 9, 2016 You just couldn't stay away, could you RP, I mean Edjr, I mean Drobeski, I mean GFIAFP... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted January 9, 2016 Welcome Back. You will be disappointed. This Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 9, 2016 Any new music? Peaked at Shark Dance. That's like asking Billy Joel has he made any new music !! Answer : Hell No - already peaked !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted January 9, 2016 You still play cards with that fock that got bannored? How will el nino affect the NFL playoffs? Also, I can only imagine the family band sounds like several cats getting raped in unison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted January 9, 2016 BTW, I still have my shark dance CD you sent me what, 25 years ago? I listen to it every so often..... what was that description someone brought forth about it? Was that Torrid who had that legendary one-liner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 9, 2016 Can we get a TylerRoseFan appearance ??? Beers on me !!!!! (I mean IN me) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swirvenirvin 25 Posted January 9, 2016 Do your kids still have sippy cups? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 756 Posted January 9, 2016 I may need your help in investing half a billion in a couple days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted January 9, 2016 ThreadKiller is next.....then stbootleg,,,, and <gasp> fricker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 756 Posted January 9, 2016 Can you do some fbi style research for my frosh year potluck dorm partner from ku that was supposedly from Dallas. He's Jewish and parents were rich Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted January 9, 2016 Can you do some fbi style research for my frosh year potluck dorm partner from ku that was supposedly from Dallas. He's Jewish and parents were rich Rich, Jewish guy, from Dallas.... There's only two so it shouldn't be hard to track down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,643 Posted January 9, 2016 The Chris Gaines of the GC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fricker66 91 Posted January 9, 2016 Did someone mention the word silverback here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted January 9, 2016 Still the only person I've ever talked to from this bored IRL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,892 Posted January 9, 2016 40k posts jesus. And that's not even counting the posts as RP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephisto 15 Posted January 9, 2016 Well, Toofy has lured me out. 2016 - Toofy sends me a Facebook IM. Inmates have Facebook privileges? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 9, 2016 Wb, this place needs it. Its like cheers without the fun people. Sippah cup still goes down as one of the best threads evah!! Now just need a link to georgeous George at the tiki bar and the universe will correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 9, 2016 How come whenever one shows up all the boobs come back as well ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gutterslut 1 Posted January 9, 2016 Well, Toofy has lured me out. It wasn't intentional to not be around. Just so much has happened. 2011 - Divorce. 2012 - Met a new girl, a yoga instructor, after a period of dating funness. 2013 - Moved. Got married. Moved again. (Still in Tyler.) 2014 - Got laid off at the paypah, effectively ending my 30-year newspaper career. Did some work for a non-profit before going all in with New York Life as an insurance agent. 2015 - Became one of the top new agents in the entire Dallas general office. (Tyler is part of that office.) Got my Series 6 and 63. Ended my first year with like 70 paid cases. 2016 - Toofy sends me a Facebook IM. I'm still writing crapass music, drinking beer and playing fantasy football. There is no way in hell you married a woman you brokeback queer especially a yoga instructer. And you've already admitted you are not in that buffalo turd group. Of course you were caught lying about it. I guess you sanctuary losers needed a place where more than 6 people posted. I see a few of you here. Do us all a favor and beat it. And leave too. Hey do that bit where you invite one of your aliases out for a beer. That's about the only way you can make a friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted January 9, 2016 Is this the annual Sanctuary visit en masse? Because I think we're good, thanks 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites