BunnysBastatrds 2,336 Posted April 20, 2016 Toss up.... Michael Bolton/Kenny G. The chick I brought gave me head on the way to the show thanking me with each slurp. Fatty Fat Fat: thank you....ohm....ohm....slurp....for bringing me to......ohm....ohmmmmm....did I ever tell you how much I love your big.......ohmmmm.....slurp.....slurp.....d!ck!!! Me: Just finish already. I get to hear a queer play the clarinet and a no talent sing songs he didn't write. Fatty Fat Fat: Dont cvm in my mouth! Ihmmmmm....slurp......Motherfawker. It taste like beer. Me: How do I live without you.........youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! And Poison. Ughhhhhh. Same moped a few months later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 20, 2016 Do musicals count? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted April 20, 2016 Rick Springfield and Quarterflash Adam Ant and The Romantics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,084 Posted April 20, 2016 Kenny Chesney. He came twice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted April 20, 2016 Lilith focking fair. Days of screeching women to get laid. It worked, though; she did ANYTHING I wanted and then some. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,185 Posted April 20, 2016 Rascal Flatts I was coming here to post this Make no mistake, that thumbs up was NOT for Rascal Flatts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted April 20, 2016 Bananarama I think she was batting for the other team anyhow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,336 Posted April 20, 2016 Rick Springfield and Quarterflash Adam Ant and The Romantics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted April 20, 2016 Rascal Flatts I was coming here to post this Make no mistake, that thumbs up was NOT for Rascal Flatts. Make that three 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted April 20, 2016 Britny Fox - not bad Lita Ford - sucked, not in a good way Poison - some would have been nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,410 Posted April 20, 2016 Do musicals count? Can relate with A Chorus Line * but while I'm here, the worst concert for me was Steely Dan 2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,336 Posted April 20, 2016 Britny Fox - not bad Lita Ford - sucked, not in a good way Poison - some would have been nice Lita Ford is a good one. Buddy of mine loved her. She had a song that had lyrics "It ain't no big thing!" All of his girlfriends agreed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,019 Posted April 20, 2016 Hootie, didn't work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,618 Posted April 20, 2016 Lilith focking fair. Days of screeching women to get laid. It worked, though; she did ANYTHING I wanted and then some. Wow, that's commitment! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 20, 2016 Les miserablles, miss Saigon, an opera or two... I actually like opera once in a while though. I like to get dressed up and do something classy. Then get undressed and do something dirty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 20, 2016 Hootie, didn't work. Did he at least give you a handy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 20, 2016 Hootie, didn't work. Did she at least "hold her hand?" Did you let her cry? I hear her tears fall down like rain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted April 20, 2016 Britny Fox - not bad Lita Ford - sucked, not in a good way Poison - some would have been nice You haven't tried to get puzzy since the 80s? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,128 Posted April 20, 2016 Madonna Wham George Strait 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted April 20, 2016 Madonna Wham George Strait What was his name? Boy George? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 20, 2016 My high-school girlfriend was completely into Wham. Thank God I never had to see them live. But it was worth it because she had the biggest titties in our class And would only -get this -only allow me to do anal on her . Dumb as a stump And annoying as all hell, but did I mention the anal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,128 Posted April 20, 2016 What was his name? Boy George? Sharron Denise Stephanie This isn't Massasuckacockchusetts we don't swing like Edjr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,128 Posted April 20, 2016 My high-school girlfriend was completely into Wham. Thank God I never had to see them live. But it was worth it because she had the biggest titties in our class And would only -get this -only allow me to do anal on her . Dumb as a stump And annoying as all hell, but did I mention the anal? The nice "I am still a virgin" because I only take it in the azz. Good for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 20, 2016 I hope that Musicals count. I saw the Nutcracker to get some poosay. I think that I was engaged, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 20, 2016 I hope that Musicals count. I saw the Nutcracker to get some poosay. I think that I was engaged, though. That isn't to get poosay. That was making a payment on poosay you already had. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 20, 2016 The nice "I am still a virgin" because I only take it in the azz. Good for you. Seriously, I am not kidding, I think all the girls in my high school got together and had a meeting about that.No b********, No vaginal, but take it in the ass? And you're good all day.Everytime I talk to my friends from high school this subject comes up. Guys have been married 20 years cant get what they got in high school On a second date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 20, 2016 That isn't to get poosay. That was making a payment on poosay you already had. Then probably not. I did take a girl to see Huey Lewis & the News. We were both young and I ended up fingering her, but I would have probably gone to the concert anyway. Does drinking wine coolers to get poosay count? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted April 20, 2016 Sharron Denise Stephanie This isn't Massasuckacockchusetts we don't swing like Edjr. Riiiiiiiight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 20, 2016 Janet Jackson We are a part of the Rhythm method . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,084 Posted April 20, 2016 Loverboy. I win. Or lose. Yeah, lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted April 20, 2016 Loverboy. I win. Or lose. Yeah, lose. classic 80s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxN5TiepCzo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 540 Posted April 20, 2016 [GFIAFP]The Wiggles[/GFIAFP] 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,278 Posted April 20, 2016 My high-school girlfriend was completely into Wham. Thank God I never had to see them live. But it was worth it because she had the biggest titties in our class And would only -get this -only allow me to do anal on her . Dumb as a stump And annoying as all hell, but did I mention the anal? uhh, you know thats a sure sign that you were with a Tranny right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted April 20, 2016 You haven't tried to get puzzy since the 80s? Married the girl I took to that one, so no, haven't had to try for a while now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,461 Posted April 21, 2016 Toss up.... Michael Bolton Told you about this earlier tonight. Thought I'd forget, right? 1985, fucko He actually had a great voice for this genre BOLTON !@# Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted April 21, 2016 Do musicals count? Oh you poor thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted April 21, 2016 Sux still gets poosay. Goes by the name of Boots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites