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Toss up.... Michael Bolton/Kenny G. The chick I brought gave me head on the way to the show thanking me with each slurp. Fatty Fat Fat: thank you....ohm....ohm....slurp....for bringing me to......ohm....ohmmmmm....did I ever tell you how much I love your big.......ohmmmm.....slurp.....slurp.....d!ck!!! Me: Just finish already. I get to hear a queer play the clarinet and a no talent sing songs he didn't write. Fatty Fat Fat: Dont cvm in my mouth! Ihmmmmm....slurp......Motherfawker. It taste like beer. Me: How do I live without you.........youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

 

And Poison. Ughhhhhh. Same moped a few months later.

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Lilith focking fair. Days of screeching women to get laid. It worked, though; she did ANYTHING I wanted and then some.

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Rascal Flatts :thumbsdown:

 

 

I was coming here to post this :thumbsup:

 

Make no mistake, that thumbs up was NOT for Rascal Flatts.

 

Make that three

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Britny Fox - not bad

Lita Ford - sucked, not in a good way

Poison - some would have been nice

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Do musicals count?

 

:P

 

Can relate with A Chorus Line

 

 

* but while I'm here, the worst concert for me was Steely Dan 2005

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Britny Fox - not bad

Lita Ford - sucked, not in a good way

Poison - some would have been nice

Lita Ford is a good one. Buddy of mine loved her. She had a song that had lyrics "It ain't no big thing!" All of his girlfriends agreed.

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Hootie, didn't work.

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Lilith focking fair. Days of screeching women to get laid. It worked, though; she did ANYTHING I wanted and then some.

Wow, that's commitment! :o

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Les miserablles, miss Saigon, an opera or two...

 

I actually like opera once in a while though. I like to get dressed up and do something classy. Then get undressed and do something dirty.

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Britny Fox - not bad

Lita Ford - sucked, not in a good way

Poison - some would have been nice

 

You haven't tried to get puzzy since the 80s?

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Madonna

Wham

George Strait

:cry:

 

What was his name? Boy George?

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My high-school girlfriend was completely into Wham. Thank God I never had to see them live. But it was worth it because she had the biggest titties in our class And would only -get this -only allow me to do anal on her .

 

Dumb as a stump And annoying as all hell, but did I mention the anal?

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What was his name? Boy George?

Sharron

Denise

Stephanie

 

This isn't Massasuckacockchusetts we don't swing like Edjr.

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My high-school girlfriend was completely into Wham. Thank God I never had to see them live. But it was worth it because she had the biggest titties in our class And would only -get this -only allow me to do anal on her .

 

Dumb as a stump And annoying as all hell, but did I mention the anal?

The nice "I am still a virgin" because I only take it in the azz. Good for you.

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I hope that Musicals count. I saw the Nutcracker to get some poosay. I think that I was engaged, though.

That isn't to get poosay. That was making a payment on poosay you already had.

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The nice "I am still a virgin" because I only take it in the azz. Good for you.

Seriously, I am not kidding, I think all the girls in my high school got together and had a meeting about that.No b********, No vaginal, but take it in the ass? And you're good all day.Everytime I talk to my friends from high school this subject comes up. Guys have been married 20 years cant get what they got in high school On a second date.

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That isn't to get poosay. That was making a payment on poosay you already had.

 

Then probably not. I did take a girl to see Huey Lewis & the News. We were both young and I ended up fingering her, but I would have probably gone to the concert anyway.

 

Does drinking wine coolers to get poosay count?

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Sharron

Denise

Stephanie

 

This isn't Massasuckacockchusetts we don't swing like Edjr.

 

Riiiiiiiight

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My high-school girlfriend was completely into Wham. Thank God I never had to see them live. But it was worth it because she had the biggest titties in our class And would only -get this -only allow me to do anal on her .

 

Dumb as a stump And annoying as all hell, but did I mention the anal?

 

uhh, you know thats a sure sign that you were with a Tranny right?

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You haven't tried to get puzzy since the 80s?

Married the girl I took to that one, so no, haven't had to try for a while now.

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Toss up.... Michael Bolton

Told you about this earlier tonight. Thought I'd forget, right?

 

1985, fucko

 

He actually had a great voice for this genre :dunno:

 

BOLTON !@#

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Do musicals count?

Oh you poor thing.

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Sux still gets poosay. Goes by the name of Boots.

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