cyclone24 1,814 Posted November 29, 2017 http://www.newsweek.com/mikayla-holmgren-miss-usa-pageant-723561 Are we banging? Were banging right? Amirite? No? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,902 Posted November 29, 2017 Thats retarded. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,288 Posted November 29, 2017 Im shocked she didn't win. Just cause..liberals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted November 29, 2017 #hertoo who you going to believe, me or corky? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted November 29, 2017 threads like this is what makes this the greatest messageboard around. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted November 29, 2017 threads like this is what makes this the greatest messageboard around. Hah...i saw the story and was like...this is prime FFToday material. Like a big giant Down syndrome softball sitting out there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted November 29, 2017 She had no idea why the crowd was laughing when during the swimsuit competition she walked out wearing a pink bikini and bright orange floaties. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted November 29, 2017 She had no idea why the crowd was laughing when during the swimsuit competition she walked out wearing a pink bikini and bright orange floaties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted November 29, 2017 She had no idea why the crowd was laughing when during the swimsuit competition she walked out wearing a pink bikini and bright orange floaties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 29, 2017 Thats retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 29, 2017 If she tried in Alabama she'd have won. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 29, 2017 I bet she gives a mean handjob, what with the arm spasms and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted November 29, 2017 Hell, I signed up for the 2-headed girl(s) - I'm in for this one too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,323 Posted November 29, 2017 Shes from small town Minnesota. Howd they ever even figure out she was retarded? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted November 29, 2017 I bet she gives a mean handjob, what with the arm spasms and all. tardpower is real. middle school we had a wing of the school where they all went. When one would go bananas and fight with the teachers, it would take 3 or 4 teachers to sedate them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted November 29, 2017 Shes from small town Minnesota. Howd they ever even figure out she was retarded? M I N N E S O T A spells MOON!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted November 29, 2017 tardpower is real. middle school we had a wing of the school where they all went. When one would go bananas and fight with the teachers, it would take 3 or 4 teachers to have underage secks with them FIFY........fuckin teachers....they bang everything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 29, 2017 tardpower is real. middle school we had a wing of the school where they all went. When one would go bananas and fight with the teachers, it would take 3 or 4 teachers to sedate them When I was in high school, the sped kids had a table to themselves in the cafeteria. One day, one of em just wigged the Fock out and started whaling on this dude who was walking by. He was so shocked, he was getting his focking ass beat. School cop jumps into the fray. Pepper spray. Didnt phase him. Ended up taking him, the gym teacher and the football coach to get the guy wrestled to the ground and cuffed. Kid was like a squat little whirlwind of crazy tard fists. It was the only fight I ever saw in high school where nobody cheered. Just shocked silence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 29, 2017 She could parlay this into a pr0n career. She's already got the rolling back of the eyes and drooling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted November 29, 2017 When i was in HS the Cross Country coach talked me into going out my senior year.....im slower than molasses. I’m basketball fast...not long distance fast. We had a Downs kid on the team......he was the only kid on our team i ever beat. But ill tell you this.....i kicked his ass. I was already sitting drinking my gatorade while he was figuring out which orange cone to go around . Beat your ass Kevin....cacksucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,695 Posted November 29, 2017 White people are making up names now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted November 29, 2017 When i was in HS the Cross Country coach talked me into going out my senior year Was your coach a man or woman? Curious how this turned out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 29, 2017 Can someone please link this thread at FBG? That will be good for a laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 699 Posted November 29, 2017 tardpower is real. middle school we had a wing of the school where they all went. When one would go bananas and fight with the teachers, it would take 3 or 4 teachers to sedate them I believe the term is "Retard Strong" as in, they don't know enough to NOT KNOW they cant lift a car. I used it as a FF team name years back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted November 29, 2017 I believe the term is "Retard Strong" as in, they don't know enough to NOT KNOW they cant lift a car. I used it as a FF team name years back. I've heard the term "Retard Strength" a few times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted November 29, 2017 Was your coach a man or woman? Curious how this turned out. Ha..he was a dude....no anal. Small town...one of those “If you go out ill put you on varsity right away”...i was like...meh...senior year..why not. it was a bad call. Hated it. But...my coach didn’t rape me soooo. Then again.....seems like i slept on the bus a lot...hm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted November 29, 2017 Ha..he was a dude....no anal. Small town...one of those “If you go out ill put you on varsity right away”...i was like...meh...senior year..why not. it was a bad call. Hated it. But...my coach didn’t rape me soooo. Then again.....seems like i slept on the bus a lot...hm. #youtoo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 513 Posted November 29, 2017 She had no idea why the crowd was laughing when during the swimsuit competition she walked out wearing a pink bikini and bright orange floaties. well done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted November 29, 2017 M I N N E S O T A spells MOON!!! Nice 'The Stand' reference Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted November 29, 2017 I heard that her talent was cleaning windows. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty_thor 115 Posted November 29, 2017 I heard her car got stuck in traffic on the way to the pageant so she was a little tardy. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted November 29, 2017 Not sure. Is her snatch caved in and all out of proportion with her asswhole? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted November 29, 2017 Not sure. Is her snatch caved in and all out of proportion with her asswhole? Newbie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted November 29, 2017 I'm Down With the sickness. Oooh ah wa ha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted November 29, 2017 Dude hell yes. No hesitation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted November 29, 2017 taint is our new gocolts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted November 29, 2017 #hertoo who you going to believe, me or corky? You ARE Corky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,288 Posted November 29, 2017 M I N N E S O T A spells MOON!!! That's Gold Jerry GOLD!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 29, 2017 I heard her car got stuck in traffic on the way to the pageant so she was a little tardy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites