when was the last time you had a “blow job”

[t.j. booker 217]

mine was after a date with Gloria. We went to Applebees and split and appetizer sampler and a burger. Then we saw a romantic comedy because she likes romantic comedies. Afterward I drove her back to her apartment. The whole way I was nervous and trying to think of how to put the movies on, maybe handle a boob. Out front of her place I went in for a kiss but I missed cause her mouth was already on my zipper. She barely got it in her mouth before I erupted like my St. Helens. I thought Wow I need to marry this woman and keep the good Times rolleyes nf!

 

That was July of 2009. I wonder if she was blowing her boyfriend.

[IGotWorms 4,062]

Im married, so never.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Im married, so never.

I know that is the running joke, but it just depends on the woman. While overall intimacy tends to wane over time, in my experience women either like to felate or not.

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

Mine hates it... liqour must be involved... or lick her... either way

[IGotWorms 4,062]

I know that is the running joke, but it just depends on the woman. While overall intimacy tends to wane over time, in my experience women either like to felate or not.

The difference is if they dont like it theyll do it anyway. Til youre married.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Your mom blew me last night

[penultimatestraw 473]

The difference is if they dont like it theyll do it anyway. Til youre married.

I’m sure that behavior exists, but thankfully not in my two marriages.

[IGotWorms 4,062]

Im sure that behavior exists, but thankfully not in my two marriages.

Surprised you didnt keep the first one then

[MDC 7,825]

The difference is if they dont like it theyll do it anyway. Til youre married.

Why is the bride always smiling?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because she just gave her last BJ.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

The difference is if they dont like it theyll do it anyway. Til youre married.

 

Quite a woman you have there. Mine still blows me (and so does yours).

[penultimatestraw 473]

Surprised you didnt keep the first one then

Well she also liked giving bjs to other guys

[IGotWorms 4,062]

Well she also liked giving bjs to other guys

You gotta take the good with the bad

[penultimatestraw 473]

You gotta take the good with the bad

But the world never seems to be living up to my dreams

[MDC 7,825]

You gotta take the good with the bad

Right? The girl is friendly. Get over yourself pens.

[Fireballer 2,677]

Hold on, this is the GC. Im getting blown right now in my limo enroute to my private yacht. Isnt everyone?

[cyclone24 1,935]

Im married, so never.

This.

 

I got one two days ago and it honestly was the first one I've gotten in probably at least a year and a half.

She's horrible at it. On the flip side I don't have to go down on her. that grosses me out to no end.

[Fireballer 2,677]

But the world never seems to be living up to my dreams

And suddenly your findin out, the facts of life are all about you..

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

This.

 

I got one two days ago and it honestly was the first one I've gotten in probably at least a year and a half.

She's horrible at it. On the flip side I don't have to go down on her. that grosses me out to no end.

 

That is quite the relationship you have there.

[iam90sbaby 2,725]

Damn after reading this thread I really hope I never get old.

[Alias Detective 1,458]

Anytime I want.

[MDC 7,825]

Anytime I want.

Receiving, not giving.

[cyclone24 1,935]

 

That is quite the relationship you have there.

Lol..nah we are good. I've never liked doing it and neither has she. It works perfect. Haha

[DuceyDuce 8]

Mid December. Met some chick on Tinder and we met at a bar in Bethesda. Both got pretty hammered and I was going to call a Lyft home. I live in Downtown DC.

 

She said, I dont have sex on the first date but if you let me me drive you home, Ill suck your balls.

 

Save me money on a ride, blow me and suck my nuts??? I instantly fell in love.

 

Went out on a few more dates but had to break it off because I honestly couldnt stand how she chewed her food with her mouth open. Also, didnt like the way she dressed. She was hot but she dressed like a cheap hooker and people would stare and it was embarrassing

[dain11279 980]

Damn after reading this thread I really hope I never get old married

Fixed

[Thornton Melon 648]

Anytime I want.

Youre that flexible?

[jerryskids 7,052]

Lol..nah we are good. I've never liked doing it and neither has she. It works perfect. Haha

 

I guess. I would get bored really fast. Also my wife usually doesn't finish from just intercourse (because my cack is tiny) and a little oral play does the trick. Not if I finish inside her though, that would be gross.

[NorthernVike 2,094]

Lol..nah we are good. I've never liked doing it and neither has she. It works perfect. Haha

Fock. I must be a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Love making the ladies squirm.

[vuduchile 1,947]

This.

 

I got one two days ago and it honestly was the first one I've gotten in probably at least a year and a half.

She's horrible at it. On the flip side I don't have to go down on her. that grosses me out to no end.

Your wifes snatch grossed me out too

[NorthernVike 2,094]

If I was a dinosaur, I'd be a lickalotapus.

[cyclone24 1,935]

 

I guess. I would get bored really fast. Also my wife usually doesn't finish from just intercourse (because my cack is tiny) and a little oral play does the trick. Not if I finish inside her though, that would be gross.

Maybe I have low T...I barely care.

 

Yeah she can't finish if it's not sex (unless she's with one of you of course...you jackals)

 

I'm not knocking guys who like to go downtown, just not my thing.

[Frozenbeernuts 2,330]

Last night. Average about 3-4 per week. Usually I go down on the gf, make her orgasm, I fock her, then like 30 mins later I get a bj. It's not exactly like this every time or night of course, but this is pretty common

[SenatorRock 708]

The difference is if they dont like it theyll do it anyway. Til youre married.

From my experience married women still give blow jobs, just not to their husbands.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Blowjob to completion? Very rare, as I usually stop her and put it in the vag. But as foreplay? Happened a few hours ago.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

From my experience married women still give blow jobs, just not to their husbands.

My ex wife was fine with it until we got married. Swallowed like a nun taking communion.

 

After that, all of a sudden it brought back too many memories of her stepfather molesting her and I was a beast for even proposing the idea.

 

And vag was off limits after she supposedly got pregnant and had a miscarriage (I still think thats bullsh!t) and I didnt gnash my teeth and rend my garments in grief at the loss of a supposed child that I found out about about two hours after she flushed the toilet containing it.

[kutulu 1,701]

Thursday but before that it was quite awhile

[BunnysBastatrds 2,581]

I haven't cvm from a bj in over twenty years. Wifey sucks at it. She tries bless her heart. I feel like the tip of my Johnson has been neglected by faulty sucking.

[Drizzay 742]

How come it is in quotations?

[Reality 3,121]

I feel bad for y'all.

 

[cbfalcon 827]

I have one arranged and locked in for here in about an hour. Im drinking a bit extra because I intend to make her earn it. Because Im good looking.

[cyclone24 1,935]

I have one arranged and locked in for here in about an hour. Im drinking a bit extra because I intend to make her earn it. Because Im good looking.

Link?