wiffleball 4,727 Posted June 12, 2018 Flipping around. They just got engaged? Are you flipping kidding me? If there's a separate death pool for offing oneself, I'd have Davidson near the top of the list. And he gets this one? Fuk me. Busted face. Scattered ass teeth. Body Like An Olsen twin. No Talent having mental health freak. And he gets to tap that ass? Fuk me running. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted June 12, 2018 Flipping around Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 12, 2018 These SNL dweebs have a history of bagging chicks way above them. That Colin Jost kid from weekend update was/is banging Scarlett Johansson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,909 Posted June 12, 2018 These SNL dweebs have a history of bagging chicks way above them. That Colin Jost kid from weekend update was/is banging Scarlett Johansson. True... Phil Hartman's wife was waaay above him....with a shotgun. Too soon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 12, 2018 Flipping around Thats what he calls reading her fan blog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted June 12, 2018 Makes no sense. I am so jealous Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted June 12, 2018 Makes no sense. I am so jealous I was jealous when he was just dating her. But now that they're engaged, I feel sorry for him. Poor guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted June 12, 2018 I was jealous when he was just dating her. But now that they're engaged, I feel sorry for him. Poor guy. Huge dong? 100% prenup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,909 Posted June 12, 2018 I was jealous when he was just dating her. But now that they're engaged, I feel sorry for him. Poor guy. Yep...let's just fast forward to it the story where she cheated on him with someone that doesn't look like he has downs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted June 12, 2018 Let's see: ditzy pop star, getting married at 24 - I give it 8 months. That being said, he's going to enjoy the hell out if for at least 6 of those. https://s26008.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ariana.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,727 Posted June 12, 2018 I was jealous when he was just dating her. But now that they're engaged, I feel sorry for him. Poor guy. Well, they've been together almost a month, so I'm sure they've got it all figured out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,727 Posted June 12, 2018 Russell Brand / Katy Perry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted June 12, 2018 This is how high they were when they decided to get engaged https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/ariana-grande.jpg?crop=0px%2C238px%2C1642px%2C863px&resize=1200%2C630 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,727 Posted June 12, 2018 Pete Davidson makes me wish that 9/11 was on bring your child to work day. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 890 Posted June 13, 2018 my 11 year old daughter wouldn't even have started a thread this gay. seek help kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted June 13, 2018 my 11 year old daughter wouldn't even have started a thread this gay. seek help kid. gay may not be the right word, but Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,727 Posted June 13, 2018 my 11 year old daughter wouldn't even have started a thread this gay. seek help kid. Can si- Um...nevermind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 517 Posted June 13, 2018 Stockholm Syndrome Stinky vag and this is the best she can do She got the herp Aids . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted June 13, 2018 Maybe he's doing it to get to her thexy brother Frankie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,889 Posted June 13, 2018 its like when Corky dated the Prom Queen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,095 Posted June 13, 2018 Of course he had to get engaged to her ASAP. He needs to set his hooks into her. I would not be surprised if she wound up pregnant within weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 13, 2018 Stockholm Syndrome Stinky vag and this is the best she can do She got the herp Aids . All worth it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 13, 2018 its like when Corky dated the Prom Queen Leave poor Edjr out of this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted June 13, 2018 Leave poor Edjr out of this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 14, 2018 This is the chick who has her handlers carry her when she gets tired of walking. This dude is gonna kill himself to get away from her. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,727 Posted October 14, 2018 ...and, after dropping a hundred K on an engagement ring and swapping tattoos and whatnot... They Broke Up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted October 15, 2018 She must be a complete focking idiot to be with him! I mean really, WTF??? He's not funny, good looking or talented, I don't get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,595 Posted October 15, 2018 This is very shocking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,095 Posted October 15, 2018 This guy is gonna kill himself. Not joking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 3,148 Posted October 15, 2018 She must be a complete focking idiot to be with him! I mean really, WTF??? He's not funny, good looking or talented, I don't get it ^^^ This ^^^ Dude is seriously up too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,644 Posted October 15, 2018 This guy is gonna kill himself. Not joking. He can do it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,727 Posted October 15, 2018 I'd still violate her like the speed limit. But when she started canceling events because she had PTSD? I wanted to punch her in the throat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,278 Posted October 15, 2018 This guy is gonna kill himself. Not joking.Hearing him on Howard Stern the other week, this is a real possibility. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,644 Posted October 15, 2018 He seems like a hanger, possibly a jumper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,785 Posted October 15, 2018 If these two can't make it, who can?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,547 Posted October 15, 2018 He seems like a hanger, possibly a jumper. Heroin OD. Can we get a poll here? Give him his own death pool and method? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 15, 2018 He still tapped that ass and will get more poon as a result. I don't think he will be offing himself as a result. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted October 15, 2018 He still tapped that ass all that matters maybe he can get Cecily Strong now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites