What halloween candy are you giving out?

[Mike Honcho 5,412]

Nestle Crunch bars, which coincidentally happen to be my favorite.

[seafoam1 3,397]

Nestle Crunch bars, which coincidentally happen to be my favorite.

Man, I haven't had one of those in years. They are fvcking good.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Two $15 variety bags with Reese cups, Snickers fun size, Whoppers, etc... wife and I like them so if we have leftovers, it won't go to waste.

[Cruzer 1,996]

M&M packages and PayDay bars.

[NorthernVike 2,094]

Candy Cigarettes

[Mike Honcho 5,412]

Candy Cigarettes

 

Up there with home made cupcakes/brownies and full size candy bars that kids today will never get for Halloween.

[mobb_deep 920]

Nestle Chocolate tastes like wax. That is all.

[posty 2,806]

There is a house in our complex that hands out vegetables... It is one of the most popular houses...

 

The kids in the neighborhood loves to go to see what they will get...

[Mike Honcho 5,412]

There is a house in our complex that hands out vegetables... It is one of the most popular houses...

 

The kids in the neighborhood loves to go to see what they will get...

 

Admit it, you live in Bizzarro world.

[posty 2,806]

Admit it, you live in Bizzarro world.

 

Actually I think it is pretty cool... When my kids went out it was cool to see what they would get...

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

Nuttin honey

[bandrus1 413]

Snickers, cups, 3 musketeers

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

I have 12 kids in my neighborhood. The welfare rangers will drop kids off by the car load. I would have near 300 kids.

 

Screw that.

 

I like the ones that drag an infant out and expect you to put candy in their bucket. Little wic baby dont even have teeth.

[posty 2,806]

I am taking my 1.5 year old and he will have a good time, the candy will all be thrown away though.

Instead of throwing it away, why don't you donate it to a shelter or something?

[TimmySmith 2,783]

Yer mom. 80 people so far.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Reeses, 100 grand, Crunch bars, Twix, snickers, and milky ways.

[shotsup 835]

Mini tubes of toothpaste

[Djgb13 2,339]

Mini tubes of toothpaste

Should have done the toothbrushes with the toothpaste already prespread on it

[wiffleball 4,797]

All kinds of stuff. Covered in Shrimp Ramen packs.

 

...the parents laughed.

[Super Cubs 155]

black and orange

[FFer 11]

There is a house in our complex that hands out vegetables... It is one of the most popular houses...

 

The kids in the neighborhood loves to go to see what they will get...

 

Is this house covered in toilet paper the following morning??

[wiffleball 4,797]

black and orange

That's awful

[DonS 3,319]

There is a house in our complex that hands out vegetables... It is one of the most popular houses...

 

The kids in the neighborhood loves to go to see what they will get...

All the gender X offspring of SJW's can't wait to see what kind of veggie d1ldo they'll get this year.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

My wife bought a mix that was lacking this year. Snickers, skittles, M&Ms (chocolate, caramel) and some other bullshit.

 

I need Twix and peanut M&Ms.

[Super Cubs 155]

That's awful

 

Yes it is, but it's the kids fault for saying trick or treat

[the s is ilent 69]

When I was a kid we were warned about getting apples with needles or razor blades in them.

 

Good times.

[wiffleball 4,797]

When I was a kid we were warned about getting apples with needles or razor blades in them.

 

Good times.

Never Happened.

[Cruzer 1,996]

I rarely have any kids - last year maybe 5 rings... This year, I actually ran out of candy, in the cold and rain to boot - unbelievable.

 

Damn Midterms have even the Halloween kids hyperactive and out in droves.

[wiffleball 4,797]

One of the mix bags had:

 

4 mini boxes of Dots

 

3 Tootsie Pop suckers

 

The rest various Tootsie pops. I mean, wtf?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,908]

Mad dog 20/20

[BunnysBastatrds 2,581]

Kit Kats and Rees’s shaped like Frankenstein chubbers

[thegeneral 3,546]

Take 5’s and Peanut Butter Cups. Full sized. Come and get it you little fat focks.

[seafoam1 3,397]

On 10/31/2018 at 3:16 PM, Filthy Fernadez said:

Two $15 variety bags with Reese cups, Snickers fun size, Whoppers, etc... wife and I like them so if we have leftovers, it won't go to waste.

Burger King Whoppers are ok, but I prefer McDonald's quarter pounder with cheese. 

[seafoam1 3,397]

1 hour ago, thegeneral said:

Take 5’s and Peanut Butter Cups. Full sized. Come and get it you little fat focks.

thegenital is angry today because he was badly punked around given his dumb views of the liberal protests. 

[Ron_Artest 2,137]

Full sized assortment.  Reese's, snickers, Skittles, starburst...

[The Elevator Killer 710]

Rocks.

[edjr 6,871]

On 10/31/2018 at 10:01 PM, Super Cubs said:

black and orange

I thought they didn't like Trump?

[thegeneral 3,546]

11 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

thegenital is angry today because he was badly punked around given his dumb views of the liberal protests. 

If I see any old, fat mailmen they get raisins!