edjr 6,119 Posted January 25, 2019 https://www.foxnews.com/world/new-photos-show-how-british-sailor-killed-american-wife-on-honeymoon-by-sinking-their-catamaran New photos show how British sailor killed American wife on honeymoon by sinking their catamaran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted January 25, 2019 If it ends up in the news, you effed up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted January 25, 2019 In the library with a candlestick 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,125 Posted January 25, 2019 Slowly. Very very slowly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 25, 2019 I am thinking that, if you feel the need to kill your wife on the honeymoon, perhaps you could have just not said, "I do". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted January 25, 2019 Smother her with a pillow then shove as much of the pillow into her mouth as possible and in her diary write: Had that dream again where I'm eating a giant marshmallow. Weird. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,607 Posted January 25, 2019 No picture of the wife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,467 Posted January 25, 2019 Send her a link to this bored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted January 25, 2019 No picture of the wife? https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.9v5aJQrM074nzJRAYF_OVQHaHa&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 25, 2019 Start by NOT posting how you'd do it on a low traffic message bored. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 25, 2019 Start by NOT posting how you'd do it on a low traffic message bored. I LOVE MY WIFE. exactly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,479 Posted January 25, 2019 Start by NOT posting how you'd do it on a low traffic message bored. Damn it, the only reason I opened the thread was to post this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted January 25, 2019 Start by NOT posting how you'd do it on a low traffic message bored. but no one will see it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,650 Posted January 25, 2019 Lace her coke with fetenayl so it looks like she ODed all by herself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted January 25, 2019 Ain't no biitch worth going to prison for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,433 Posted January 25, 2019 I am thinking that, if you feel the need to kill your wife on the honeymoon, perhaps you could have just not said, "I do". Unless you had a big ole life insurance policy on her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,216 Posted January 25, 2019 Neckties, contracts, high voltage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 25, 2019 Unless you had a big ole life insurance policy on her. ... and you think that no one would find out? The husband is always the first suspect. If it happens on the honeymoon, you might as well plead guilty once they find you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,433 Posted January 25, 2019 ... and you think that no one would find out? The husband is always the first suspect. If it happens on the honeymoon, you might as well plead guilty once they find you. This guy wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. When they found him on his life raft he had 100k of stolen loot on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted January 25, 2019 Neckties, contracts, high voltage sounds like a fun night in the dungeon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,125 Posted January 25, 2019 Neckties, contracts, high voltage She was double dealing with his best friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 25, 2019 This guy wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. When they found him on his life raft he had 100k of stolen loot on him. Sinking ship checklist: Make sure wife is below deck Get the luggage Hop on the life raft Make sure that wife doesn't come up for air Wait before you call for help Rescue!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,125 Posted January 25, 2019 Sinking ship checklist: Make sure wife is below deck Get the luggage Hop on the life raft Make sure that wife doesn't come up for air Wait before you call for help Rescue!! He is English. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 25, 2019 He is English. So, I should include "tea" into the mix? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,119 Posted January 25, 2019 He is English. He gnawed the hole in the boat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,607 Posted January 25, 2019 https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.9v5aJQrM074nzJRAYF_OVQHaHa&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300 I'm not clicking that link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted January 25, 2019 Lace her coke with fetenayl so it looks like she ODed all by herself. This should be the premier way to murder someone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,727 Posted January 26, 2019 Hire Robert Blake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,727 Posted January 26, 2019 Long pretty knit scarf for fall. Hell, go cashmere. Google wood mulch for landscaping. Buy logs. Buy woodchipper. The whole thing will cost you a scarf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,759 Posted January 26, 2019 Please explain this phenomena. Why do y'all kill your wives? I mean, why not just leave? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,663 Posted January 26, 2019 Please explain this phenomena. Why do y'all kill your wives? I mean, why not just leave? It's cheaper and easier to go to prison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 519 Posted January 26, 2019 Please explain this phenomena. Why do y'all kill your wives? I mean, why not just leave? Boredom mostly. Its just something to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,759 Posted January 26, 2019 It's cheaper and easier to go to prison. Lololololololol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 693 Posted January 26, 2019 Don't. Just get a divorce. Or you could do like this guy: 1. Take wife on boat ride in Lake Erie and shoot her. 2. Tie body to small anchor and throw her in the lake. 3.Come in and spend the night with the girlfriend. 4. Tell her she can move in with you soon. 5 Go out on boat the next day. 6 Call Coast Guard and tell them your wife just fell in the water and sank, Of course his marina had video of all the comings and goings. Also the body with a gunshot to the head tied to an anchor washed up. https://www.goerie.com/news/20181211/husband-gets-life-in-prison-for-wifes-lake-erie-murder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,216 Posted January 26, 2019 Please explain this phenomena. Why do y'all kill your wives? I mean, why not just leave? I knew Id miss her, so I had to keep her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty_thor 115 Posted January 26, 2019 I have a schizophrenic wife who actually thinks I am trying to kill her. She thinks I am trying to do it with toxins in the house. She wont let me use Clorox or other cleaners to clean the bathroom because they are too toxic. She wont cook with the stove or oven because she thinks they are giving off too much carbon monoxide even though I have many many carbon monoxide detectors stationed in all corners showing otherwise. She is a regular caller of 911 and visitor to a psych hospital. Unfortunately its pretty hard to convince a person to take their meds when they don t think they have a problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,727 Posted January 26, 2019 Unfortunately its pretty hard to convince a person to take their meds when they don t think they have a problem. Not to mention when the prescription is made out to Seafoam and they insist that they are instead Sderk. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted January 26, 2019 Please explain this phenomena. Why do y'all kill your wives? I mean, why not just leave? A bullet is cheaper than half your sh!t. Bonus if you have life insurance on her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,071 Posted January 26, 2019 In the library with a candlestickHe said "kill" your wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites