Good Morning Geeks

[phillybear 364]

Good morning, Geeks. Fock Off!! Seriously. :furious:

 

Somehow, FFT still exists. An alternate reality where mouth breathing lunkheads have never heard of reddit. Just duckduckgo it. Not Google; they can go suck their Chinese overlords coronaAIDSvirus d!cks. I miss my dead gay Voltaire and titans. So, what is still the same? I loathe this stupid politically correct world. It’s getting so you can’t make rape jokes anymore around high falutin, civilized people. Oh, look at how hoity toity they are, with their fancy dishwashers, vacations in luxurious Wichita, and not having diabetes. Go “woke”, get AIDS. Just the other day, some broad pushed me off from being on top of her and ran off yelling “Rape! Rape!” I ran after her and yelled even louder, “Lady, challenge accepted!!” I can relate, as a rape survivor. I’ve committed 38 of them, and I’m still surviving…staying out of jail. Hey, I am kind hearted at times. When I kicked a couple of slits, those clinging-to-life, dirty, filthy, filthy, unclean wh0res, out of the car door in the general direction of the women’s shelter, I slowed down to lessen their tumble. A little. I had to, as I switched gears and backed the car over their misshapen heads. Were they misshaped 5 minutes before? Probably. What, you expected me to let them live? Pfft. They’re women. Have we met before? I’m still surprised how often the pick-up line “I’m going to kill you, but not until the third date” works. Three. One. Whatever. Counting is for suckers. And wrestling referees. AEDub. If I’m clandestinely (I said “c”lan :furious:) lounging in the bushes outside her window at 1:43 AM, that is considered a legitimate date, dagnabit. If the conversation doesn’t work, no big whoop, dogsies, you’ve already dosed their beverage. With antifreeze. It’s not easy siphoning that sh!t out of my car, but it’s not like they self the stuff in convenient, portable containers on the shelves of stores. My tongue went numb in 1997. In a few minutes, I will be carving words into their torso with a rusty skew chisel or a My Pillow. Soft fill, my ass. Hey, nobody quote that last sentence. Carving some type of motivational message. “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. Now I feel good enough to fock my mother!!” “Your.” “Your mother.” My Chemical Romance is not just a band, but also a way of life.  “I am the One who knocks”…on Cardi B’s hotel room, then I AM the one who drugs and robs HER. Just robs. Trust me, I’m not sticking my manly meat treat into the roiling fish bucket of The Uncivilized One.

 

 

Jumping Jehosaphat!! MDC is probably around somewhere, scurrying around like a cockroach dropped on top of a sizzling sausage grill. That hissing, mascara wearing, coffee fetching assistant to the assistant secretary famously lost a popularity contest to the events of 9/11. I have to assume he is still living in a burned out, wheeless wheelbarrow behind the methadone clinic in his fock neighborhood. BEEP. BEEP. Here comes the Faildozer. Speaking of oozing, seeping sores, NewbieJr. He thinks, the “J” stands for Jenius. That vigorously lapping cvm from his palm like a cat attacking a bouillabaisee spill on the floor, mango colored, lispy ‘mo. Newbie has a Joker mouth, from too many bl0wjobs. What is 14” long and hangs between a man’s legs? NewbieJr’s tie. He spends all day walking around with a post it note on his top lip with the words “sperm bank”. It’s the same note I slapped on top of his had to have been adopted daughter’s assh0le many a time. Who has two thumbs and swore that some day he would take a dump on your grave? This guy. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. He most definitely would have if he spent time reading GiantsFan’s midnight madness frozen dinner reviews. Those two would have been BFF’s, simply the best child touching, pink sword fighting of friends. Kutulu, I’m not saying he’s savagely moronic, but when he does the peanut butter trick with his dog, he puts the peanut butter on the dog’s d!ck . Quick, someone explain the quip to that waterhead. drobeski has neuropathy of the brain and watches returd porn for helpful tips. SUX has spent the past 7 years making disgusting eggs, getting mushroom stamped by his roommate after he passes out from box wine and hard seltzer,  and randomly dialing phone numbers in the hope someday I will pick up. Sad. Edjr…you know, I really can’t remember anything about him. Something, something butt plug? 100,000 posts, and I got nothing. Fortunately, he is required by law to introduce himself to all of his neighbors, so at least he’ll be noticed for something. He likely has a baby face, which he keeps in a Ziploc bag in his freezer. Oh, wait, that’s probably me. I’m sure wiffleball has been making himself popular around here. He hasn’t has any friends since the age of 5, which makes him a Sandy Hook survivor. By all probability, Sho Nuff and IGotWorms have been blown up to smithereens from their suicide vests. Not that they were wearing them. They were just standing too close to the emus they tricked into wearing them. Why emus? Why not? I’ve seen undisputed evidence as presented by Adam Schiff that emus wear sunglasses and sell auto insurance. WUT! WUT! HUMP DAY! If I forgot anyone, I just ran out of time for typing. In summation, all of you are half as funny as crib death. That is not sarcasm. Watching weeping parents drag a crib to the sidewalk on trash day is a real hoot. Obama still needs to go drown in a puddle of AIDS. The media said the other day that Kobe Bryant passed. Fake News. Kobe has never, ever passed. Rust in p!ss. Tim Dillon’s videos of impersonating Meghan McCain are tremendous comedy gold. And, now, :looksatwatch:, I got a thing.

[posty 2,296]

Oh My God, look what the car dragged in...

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Who are you?

[Know Doubt 0]

holy crap.

[Intense Observer 344]

9.5/10

[NorthernVike 2,080]

But you're dead.

[naomi 343]

Not the real deal. Unless he's lost his touch due to having a life. C-

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

jeezus if I was Jim Rome, I would say rack him and smack off of the year contender

so I am just going to go out on a limb and say, given the comeback, the hit, and the epic value of the post

lock him up Post of the year already

now go crawl back in your hole

fwiw, I didnt come to the Geek Club til 15 so I dont know this guy, but that was great

[fandandy 3,311]

You actually read it?  I just kinda scanned for my name.

[Djgb13 2,338]

GFIAFP is that you? 

[shorepatrol 1,737]

42 minutes ago, fandandy said:

You actually read it? 

Fock no. Too many werds. 

[Voltaire 4,559]

He's not dead after all! Hopefully the jar containing his brain remains hooked to the internet for good now hidden away in a bunker from the woke NPCs.

What a refreshing post. It's an AIDS puddle cocktail with a lemon twist and dash of coronavirus on ice served with a tiny paper umbrella.

Welcome back phillybear. Since whatever hole in the internet you've been hiding in must have finally come to their senses and kicked you out, know that you are always welcome here.

[OldMaid 1,838]

1 hour ago, naomi said:

Not the real deal. Unless he's lost his touch due to having a life. C-

I was kinda thinking the same thing... He had all this time away and couldn’t muster an epic comeback?

 

I hope the dead hooker in his basement comes back to life and chews his aids infested d!ck off.

 

Also, welcome back PB!

[SUXBNME 1,335]

I think no.

I haven't read it yet, but the real faggit used to paragraph his tirades better. 

 

eta: "SUX has spent the past 7 years making disgusting eggs, getting mushroom stamped by his roommate after he passes out from box wine and hard seltzer,  and randomly dialing phone numbers in the hope someday I will pick up"

Ok...This might be legit 

[SUXBNME 1,335]

 

FIXED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE...seriously

 

 

Good morning, Geeks. Fock Off!! Seriously. :furious:

 

Somehow, FFT still exists.

An alternate reality where mouth breathing lunkheads have never heard of reddit. Just duckduckgo it. Not Google; they can go suck their Chinese overlords coronaAIDSvirus d!cks

. I miss my dead gay Voltaire and titans. So, what is still the same?

I loathe this stupid politically correct world. It’s getting so you can’t make rape jokes anymore around high falutin, civilized people. Oh, look at how hoity toity they are, with their fancy dishwashers, vacations in luxurious Wichita, and not having diabetes.

Go “woke”, get AIDS. Just the other day, some broad pushed me off from being on top of her and ran off yelling “Rape! Rape!” I ran after her and yelled even louder, “Lady, challenge accepted!!”    

I can relate, as a rape survivor. I’ve committed 38 of them, and I’m still surviving…staying out of jail.        Hey, I am kind hearted at times. When I kicked a couple of slits, those clinging-to-life, dirty, filthy, filthy, unclean wh0res, out of the car door in the general direction of the women’s shelter, I slowed down to lessen their tumble. A little. I had to, as I switched gears and backed the car over their misshapen heads. Were they misshaped 5 minutes before? Probably. What, you expected me to let them live? Pfft. They’re women. Have we met before? I’m still surprised how often the pick-up line “I’m going to kill you, but not until the third date” works. Three. One. Whatever. Counting is for suckers. And wrestling referees. AEDub. If I’m clandestinely (I said “c”lan :furious:) lounging in the bushes outside her window at 1:43 AM, that is considered a legitimate date, dagnabit. If the conversation doesn’t work, no big whoop, dogsies, you’ve already dosed their beverage. With antifreeze. It’s not easy siphoning that sh!t out of my car, but it’s not like they self the stuff in convenient, portable containers on the shelves of stores.

My tongue went numb in 1997. In a few minutes, I will be carving words into their torso with a rusty skew chisel or a My Pillow. Soft fill, my ass. Hey, nobody quote that last sentence. Carving some type of motivational message. “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. Now I feel good enough to fock my mother!!” “Your.” “Your mother.” My Chemical Romance is not just a band, but also a way of life.  “I am the One who knocks”…on Cardi B’s hotel room, then I AM the one who drugs and robs HER. Just robs. Trust me, I’m not sticking my manly meat treat into the roiling fish bucket of The Uncivilized One.

 

 

Jumping Jehosaphat!! MDC is probably around somewhere, scurrying around like a cockroach dropped on top of a sizzling sausage grill. That hissing, mascara wearing, coffee fetching assistant to the assistant secretary famously lost a popularity contest to the events of 9/11. I have to assume he is still living in a burned out, wheeless wheelbarrow behind the methadone clinic in his fock neighborhood.

BEEP. BEEP. Here comes the Faildozer. Speaking of oozing, seeping sores, NewbieJr. He thinks, the “J” stands for Jenius. That vigorously lapping cvm from his palm like a cat attacking a bouillabaisee spill on the floor, mango colored, lispy ‘mo. Newbie has a Joker mouth, from too many bl0wjobs. What is 14” long and hangs between a man’s legs? NewbieJr’s tie. He spends all day walking around with a post it note on his top lip with the words “sperm bank”. It’s the same note I slapped on top of his had to have been adopted daughter’s assh0le many a time. Who has two thumbs and swore that some day he would take a dump on your grave? This guy.

Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. He most definitely would have if he spent time reading GiantsFan’s midnight madness frozen dinner reviews. Those two would have been BFF’s, simply the best child touching, pink sword fighting of friends.

 Kutulu, I’m not saying he’s savagely moronic, but when he does the peanut butter trick with his dog, he puts the peanut butter on the dog’s d!ck . Quick, someone explain the quip to that waterhead.

drobeski has neuropathy of the brain and watches returd porn for helpful tips.

SUX has spent the past 7 years making disgusting eggs, getting mushroom stamped by his roommate after he passes out from box wine and hard seltzer,  and randomly dialing phone numbers in the hope someday I will pick up. Sad.

Edjr…you know, I really can’t remember anything about him. Something, something butt plug? 100,000 posts, and I got nothing. Fortunately, he is required by law to introduce himself to all of his neighbors, so at least he’ll be noticed for something. He likely has a baby face, which he keeps in a Ziploc bag in his freezer. Oh, wait, that’s probably me.

I’m sure wiffleball has been making himself popular around here. He hasn’t has any friends since the age of 5, which makes him a Sandy Hook survivor.

By all probability, Sho Nuff and IGotWorms have been blown up to smithereens from their suicide vests. Not that they were wearing them. They were just standing too close to the emus they tricked into wearing them. Why emus? Why not? I’ve seen undisputed evidence as presented by Adam Schiff that emus wear sunglasses and sell auto insurance. WUT! WUT! HUMP DAY!

If I forgot anyone, I just ran out of time for typing. In summation, all of you are half as funny as crib death. That is not sarcasm. Watching weeping parents drag a crib to the sidewalk on trash day is a real hoot. Obama still needs to go drown in a puddle of AIDS.

The media said the other day that Kobe Bryant passed. Fake News. Kobe has never, ever passed. Rust in p!ss. Tim Dillon’s videos of impersonating Meghan McCain are tremendous comedy gold. And, now, :looksatwatch:, I got a thing.

[Utilit99 4,099]

what....?

[Alias Detective 1,179]

9 hours ago, naomi said:

Not the real deal. Unless he's lost his touch due to having a life. C-

Fock off CH.

[dain11279 928]

Welcome back you miserable SOB

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Apparently the Seahawks suck again.

[Reality 2,710]

Seriously though, nobody had the over on him still living..  Correct?

[Cruzer 1,992]

TLDR

Is there a CliffsNotes version?

[jerryskids 5,205]

3 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

Fock off CH.

This was kinda what I took from this thread as well. 

Also, welcome back PB.  Since you appear to be unpossible to kill, we'll need your witty banter after the coronavirus offs most of what is left of this place. 

[KayJay1971 238]

So they finally let him out of prison huh?

[Secret Asian Man 26]

3 hours ago, KayJay1971 said:

So they finally let him out of prison huh?

Winneh winner. Chicken dinneh. 

[vuduchile 1,941]

22 hours ago, naomi said:

Not the real deal. Unless he's lost his touch due to having a life. C-

Agreed.  RIP real phillybear