If you could live one day in the life of one person...

[fandandy 3,311]

who is currently alive, who would it be and why?

[GutterBoy 2,281]

Patrick Mahomes, on this Sunday.  I think we all know why.

[Strike 3,979]

5 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Patrick Mahomes, on this Sunday.  I think we all know why.

You want to know what it's like to lose in the superbowl?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

7 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Patrick Mahomes, on this Sunday.  I think we all know why.

the question did not say you could pick the day.  you get to be mahomes for 1 day when he is 1 week old instead.

[Mike Honcho 4,035]

Margot Robbie husband. 

[GutterBoy 2,281]

10 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

the question did not say you could pick the day.  you get to be mahomes for 1 day when he is 1 week old instead.

Well in that case it doesn't matter who you choose if you're only gonna be a week old.

[Mike Honcho 4,035]

2 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Well in that case it doesn't matter who you choose if you're only gonna be a week old.

If I'm going to be a week old, I'm going to choose Margot Robbie's baby.  

[Meglamaniac 380]

20 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

If I'm going to be a week old, I'm going to choose Margot Robbie's baby.  

I'm sensing a theme here

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

Jack Bauer

[frank 2,145]

1 hour ago, GutterBoy said:

Patrick Mahomes, on this Sunday.  I think we all know why.

So you could meet Tom Brady?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I'd want to be GutterBoy so I could go outside in my Stride Rite sneakers, join a Proud Boys rally and understand what it's like to be eye level with masculine adults' butts and crotches.

[GutterBoy 2,281]

I'd want to be Rusty so I wouldn't have to think for myself, I can just repeat whatever my wife says.  I'd also like to watch people fall asleep as I try and explain surrender charges on a whole life policy.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,653]

Rusty. At the end of the day I would appreciate my life even more. 

[KayJay1971 238]

I would be Derek Chauvin on the day of the George Floyd incident. I would call in sick that day and maybe our country would be in a better place because of it. 

[Voltaire 4,560]

I'd be Joe Biden and 23 hours and 55 minutes in, I'd nuke San Francisco.

[Utilit99 4,099]

3 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

I'd be Joe Biden and 23 hours and 55 minutes in, I'd nuke San Francisco.

Hell yeah. Take out Seattle, Portland, NYC, and the rest. Just give the conservatives that live near those hellholes time to run.

[Voltaire 4,560]

1 minute ago, Utilit99 said:

Hell yeah. Take out Seattle, Portland, NYC, and the rest. Just give the conservatives that live near those hellholes time to run.

I'd not want to offer an explanation, I'd let Joe explain his reasoning when he takes over again.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

3 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Margot Robbie husband. 

Her in that "Suicide Squad" outfit.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

2 hours ago, GutterBoy said:

I'd want to be Rusty so I wouldn't have to think for myself, I can just repeat whatever my wife says.  I'd also like to watch people fall asleep as I try and explain surrender charges on a whole life policy.

There aren't surrender charges on whole-life policies. There could be taxes on any cash-value gain over cost basis. There are surrender charges on variable universal life policies and variable annuities. 

Your lack of knowledge about this is why the window-biting angry chihuahua that is you could never be Rusty for a day. 

But you can come take out the trash in my palatial high-rise office if you feel like facing your agoraphobia head-on and getting out of the cubicle and away from your miserable life for a few minutes.

[DonS 3,067]

1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

Hell yeah. Take out Seattle, Portland, NYC, and the rest. Just give the conservatives that live near those hellholes time to run.

   Along with details of blast radius so I'll know when I'm safe. 

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

Hell yeah. Take out Seattle, Portland, NYC, and the rest. Just give the conservatives that live near those hellholes time to run.

Send a text to every person in the Pacific Coast states, who voted for Trump, to get out... at 12:01 am, then at 11:59 pm... BOOM!

[Utilit99 4,099]

2 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Send a text to every person in the Pacific Coast states, who voted for Trump, to get out... at 12:01 am, then at 11:59 pm... BOOM!

Gotta start somewhere. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

Me. I don't want to lose one day with myself and those around me.

[peenie 1,690]

Donald Trump 

[nospk 230]

ONE (1) person  

[peenie 1,690]

Just now, nospk said:

ONE (1) person  

Oops, sorry. 

[5-Points 2,729]

Before I answer, if I commit suicide as that person do I come back as myself the next day? 

 

[nospk 230]

18 minutes ago, peenie said:

Donald Trump 

Why

[GobbleDog 816]

Kim Jong Un - wh0res, beer and cocaine.  I may not survive.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,653]

Scott Baio, early 90’s. 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

4 hours ago, GobbleDog said:

Kim Jong Un - wh0res, beer and cocaine.  I may not survive.

Thread winnah!

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

Michele Obama and want to know what it feels like to walk around with a big dong for just one day.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

warren buffett 20 years ago.  send myself a fat check.

[Nomad99 408]

17 hours ago, GutterBoy said:

Patrick Mahomes, on this Sunday.  I think we all know why.

He finds out who his daddy is

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

An astronaut going to the moon

[Secret Asian Man 26]

16 hours ago, Utilit99 said:

Me. I don't want to lose one day with myself and those around me.

You as much fun as prostate finga check.

[Tree of Knowledge 835]

1970’s Hugh Hefner for a day would be a nice gig.  

[peenie 1,690]

21 hours ago, nospk said:

Why

I'd just like to know what was in his brain. He's got huge balls (a lot of confidence). I'd love to know if he is just a narc or misunderstood and of course, I'd love to see his family dynamic up close, are they really loving and supportive or just jockeying for position. I'd like to see Mar-a-Lago on the inside. I can't imagine what it would be like to be a powerful man. Of course he's not so powerful now, perhaps Putin would be a better choice, but I don't understand Russian and to know what was in his brain might scare the heck out of me. I also chose Catherine Middleton, Beyonce, Tom Brady during the Super Bowl and Rihanna.

[KayJay1971 238]

I want to change my answer to TNG's husband Lurch. Then I could live out a fantasy 18 years in the making.