I have a pound of velveeta cheese, give me some ideas

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

Long story short there was a coupon that allowed me to get a free block of velveeta cheese with what i was already going to purchase, so of course I took my free pound.

 

I never cook with the stuff, any ideas?

[OldMaid 1,838]

*cheese adjacent.

[Gepetto 987]

Just melt and mix with a small amount of milk.  Add sliced jalapenos on the side.  = nacho dip.

Or melt with Hormel no-beans chili and that's great for dipping Tostito chips in too.

[Gladiators 1,904]

Use a fork.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

That title left you more open than a hooker named juice box.

 

[MLCKAA 395]

Cook some ground beef with some chorizo and put that in a crockpot with a jar of salsa and the velveeta.  Makes a nice dip with tortilla chips.

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

Melt it down and use it as window seal for winter.

[KSB2424 3,083]

1lb Ground Beef cooked

1 big ole box of pasta, not noodles but something like Rotini or Penne. 

Salt n Pepper

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

22 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

1lb Ground Beef cooked

1 big ole box of pasta, not noodles but something like Rotini or Penne. 

Salt n Pepper

 

No Bacon ?

[shorepatrol 1,737]

No, that sh!t is disgusting 

 

[Mike Honcho 4,034]

Velveeta replica of Mount Rushmore!

[easilyscan 559]

Velveeta, the cheese you never have to refrigerate. 

Boil a pound of elbow macaroni and have mac & cheese for a week.

[Ron 'Tator Salad' White 82]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8hpO2ZcEcE8?feature=share

[Raven Fan 362]

2 hours ago, MLCKAA said:

Cook some ground beef with some chorizo and put that in a crockpot with a jar of salsa and the velveeta.  Makes a nice dip with tortilla chips.

This is the answer.  Or even a can of rotel with the melted cheese makes an excellent dip. 

[dogcows 1,029]

Mix with salsa and microwave it, dip tortilla chips in it.

or…

 

Yum?

[Pimpadeaux 2,266]

You gotta hit that sh!t!

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

3 hours ago, Gepetto said:

Just melt and mix with a small amount of milk.  Add sliced jalapenos on the side.  = nacho dip.

Or melt with Hormel no-beans chili and that's great for dipping Tostito chips in too.

 Both excellent ideas.

i was going to say there are tons of dips I’ve made for super bowl parties that used velveeta 

[jerryskids 5,206]

34 minutes ago, dogcows said:

Mix with salsa and microwave it, dip tortilla chips in it.

or…

 

Yum?

That thread is hilarious; responses from Snickers and Absolut, all trying to out-pun each other.    

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

 Queso., Velveta, Rotlele, spices, and lighter fluid. 

[Hawkeye21 1,854]

Ground beef, rotel tomatoes and cheese in a crockpot. Hamburger dip

[OldMaid 1,838]

55 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

 Both excellent ideas.

i was going to say there are tons of dips I’ve made for super bowl parties that used velveeta 

I formally inform you we can no longer be friends.

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

18 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I formally inform you we can no longer be friends.

 

now I have some other ideas for it 

[Drizzay 645]

Mix in some Rotele is the only acceptable answer.

[wiffleball 4,640]

Form it into the shape of a peenis. 

 

Then you can put craftsman on ignore. 

 

Because you'll have your own tasteless cheese diick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[wiffleball 4,640]

Velveeta fudge:

 

https://www.pauladeen.com/recipe/chocolate-cheese-fudge/#ingredients

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

Thanks, I guess it can only be used for Mac and cheese and tortilla dip sauce.

 

Maybe I should not have taken the block of cheese like substance.

[wiffleball 4,640]

10 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

Thanks, I guess it can only be used for Mac and cheese and tortilla dip sauce.

 

Maybe I should not have taken the block of cheese like substance.

I gave you cheez fudge!

[Engorgeous George 1,171]

Schlong mitten

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

39 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I gave you cheez fudge!

The couple comments on that recipe are surprisingly positive, however I do not think I can bring myself to cook paula dean's velveeta fudge brownies.

[jerryskids 5,206]

2 hours ago, MTSkiBum said:

Thanks, I guess it can only be used for Mac and cheese and tortilla dip sauce.

 

Maybe I should not have taken the block of cheese like substance.

What type of gourmet dish were you hoping to make with such a block?  

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

4 hours ago, MTSkiBum said:

Thanks, I guess it can only be used for Mac and cheese and tortilla dip sauce.

 

Maybe I should not have taken the block of cheese like substance.

You say this like it’s a bad thing? When did awesome dip become a bad thing ?!? 

[wiffleball 4,640]

All right, it's your last chance.

 

Remember how we had putting pops?

 

Cheesy pops.

[wiffleball 4,640]

Oh wait!

 

Apparently a lot of women are complaining about the silicone in their boob implants.

 

Imagine getting a handful (or mouthful) of cheesy bewbs. 

[Mike Honcho 4,034]

If you slice it very carefully, you could play Velveeta Jenga!

[Gepetto 987]

You can melt it on cooked broccoli, just not all of it.

[Gepetto 987]

You can make a cheese spread and on rye bread it's really good.

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

3 hours ago, Gepetto said:

You can melt it on cooked broccoli, just not all of it.

 

Thanks, I will cook this next week with frozen dinner rolls. 

 

Should take 15 minutes and I get credit for cooking a meal

[Gepetto 987]

28 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

 

Thanks, I will cook this next week with frozen dinner rolls. 

 

Should take 15 minutes and I get credit for cooking a meal

Hopefully you're making chicken, fish, or steak to go with your broccoli cheese and dinner rolls.

[frank 2,145]

5 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

If you slice it very carefully, you could play Velveeta Jenga!

With Velvet Jones.

 

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

If your velveeta is that much of a burden, I can PM you my address