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#1 vuduchile

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:18 PM

Bait a fish hook
Split wood
Change a tire
Shoot a gun
Take a punch

Insult someones dead mom

What else you got?

#2 MDC

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:20 PM

Your mom. Takes an alpha to handle that bucking bronco. :bandana:
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#3 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:22 PM

Vote differently than his husband.

 

Confront someone about cutting in line.

 

Tell a woman "I'm a grown damn man".


BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#4 RaiderHater's Revenge

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:22 PM

meet a woman outside of feminist rallies


Suck it Rockford---

 

The Right protests the killing of babies, the left protests EVERYTHING else


#5 tanatastic

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:23 PM

Lol what’s this new retarded beta male thing going on today?

#6 MTSkiBum

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:25 PM

Spend 600 dollars on tickets to musicals multiple times(Hamilton and Book of Mormon)

Spend time with the kids

Respect a woman enough not to yell at her "I am a grown damn man"


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#7 Drizzay

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:36 PM

Find the g spot
Tell your story walkin'!

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#8 vuduchile

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:39 PM

Touch the rim
Get an extra base hit
Make a tackle

#9 vuduchile

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:40 PM

Spend 600 dollars on tickets to musicals multiple times(Hamilton and Book of Mormon)
Spend time with the kids
Respect a woman enough not to yell at her "I am a grown damn man"


Are you sure youre doing this right?

#10 NorthernVike

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:40 PM

Lol whats this new retarded beta male thing going on today?



If you have to ask...












You're prolly beta.

Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#11 vuduchile

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:41 PM

Your mom. Takes an alpha to handle that bucking bronco. :bandana:


Sure shes wild. But at least shes not dead or ashamed of me. Although the days not over yet.

#12 vuduchile

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:42 PM

Get a haircut at a barbershop.

#13 vuduchile

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:43 PM

Run from Jersey to ground zero on 9/11

#14 vuduchile

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:44 PM

Buy a chick some crawfish then punch her bf in the face.

#15 Sho Nuff

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:46 PM

Go a day without thinking about Hillary or Obama.

#16 MTSkiBum

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:46 PM

Are you sure youre doing this right?

 

http://tobealpha.com...-vs-beta-males/

 

 


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#17 tanatastic

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:48 PM

If you have to ask...
You're prolly beta.

Ok. I’m not insulted.

#18 supermike80

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:51 PM

If a beta had a dollar for every woman that didn't find him attractive, they would eventually find him attractive.  


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start with this premise..

You win.  And I don't care.


#19 MTSkiBum

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:52 PM

Ok. I’m not insulted.

 

:thumbsup:

 

Alpha/beta is not real.


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#20 vuduchile

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:52 PM

Launch a snot rocket

#21 vuduchile

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:53 PM

Run the table

#22 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 01:02 PM

Go a day without thinking about Hillary or Obama.

 

Only a Beta would say that without including Trump.


BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#23 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 01:15 PM

Lol whats this new retarded beta male thing going on today?


It's a show

#24 lickin_starfish

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 01:17 PM

Change his own oil

Back a trailer down a boat ramp

Bench over 225


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#25 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 07:42 PM

Eat possay without getting cancer.

Punch a fawking idiot on steroids.

Sit at a table and negotiate a deal after the owner was dragged dead on Christmas Eve.

All my flavors are guranteed to satisfy.


#26 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 10:28 PM

 
:thumbsup:
 
Alpha/beta is not real.


Yep. A real man can change oil in the morning , cut down a tree in the afternoon, have a tea party with his daughter in the evening, and take his wife to the ballet at night.

Thinking you are too much of a man to do girly things makes you less of one, not more.

#27 Djgb13

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 10:39 PM

Spend 600 dollars on tickets to musicals multiple times(Hamilton and Book of Mormon)
Spend time with the kids
Respect a woman enough not to yell at her "I am a grown damn man"


I actually want to see the Book of Mormon. Reviews say its pretty funny and I love all of Matt Stone and Trey Parkers work. So Im excited to try and see it soon

#28 SUXBNME

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 11:52 PM

Bait a fish hook
Split wood
Change a tire
Shoot a gun
Take a punch

Insult someones dead mom

What else you got?

Good list.  :thumbsup:

 

As far as the "change a tire" aspect, this commercial is exactly what's wrong with our society. 

 



#29 penultimatestraw

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 12:08 AM

I actually want to see the Book of Mormon. Reviews say its pretty funny and I love all of Matt Stone and Trey Parkers work. So Im excited to try and see it soon

BOM is really good. A little over the top, but exactly what you’d expect from the creators of South Park.

Even more impressive the LDS took it in stride, with members available at shows to proselytize anyone who will listen.

#30 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 12:17 AM

BOM is really good. A little over the top, but exactly what youd expect from the creators of South Park.

Even more impressive the LDS took it in stride, with members available at shows to proselytize anyone who will listen.


When will they be lampooning the book of Allah? If mormons can be funny, imagine what they can do with that crew!

#31 jerryskids

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 01:34 AM

BOM is really good. A little over the top, but exactly what youd expect from the creators of South Park.

Even more impressive the LDS took it in stride, with members available at shows to proselytize anyone who will listen.


Agreed, definitely worth seeing. :cheers:

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#32 mobb_deep

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 01:44 AM

Eat a steak without ketchup

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#33 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 01:53 AM

Eat a steak without ketchup


Well Fock. A real alpha chases down a wild animal, kills it with his own teeth, and cooks it over a fire he started with a rock and a stick.

If he bothers to cook it at all. I mean, that is a little beta.

#34 Thornton Melon

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 05:02 AM

Wear cargo shorts

Wipe their ass sitting down
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#35 TimmySmith

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 05:12 AM

Be a hardliner on dictators.

“We’ve fulfilled far more promises than we’ve promised,” the president said. “I call it promises plus.”

 


#36 MTSkiBum

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 07:07 AM

When will they be lampooning the book of Allah? If mormons can be funny, imagine what they can do with that crew!

 

They tried to do an episode where they would draw a picture of Allah, but cartoon network would not allow it.


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#37 MTSkiBum

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 07:08 AM

BOM is really good. A little over the top, but exactly what you’d expect from the creators of South Park.

Even more impressive the LDS took it in stride, with members available at shows to proselytize anyone who will listen.

 

I took my now wife to New York to see it on Broadway. It was a couple months after we started dating and both you and Jerry told me to slow down. That thread is around here somewhere.


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#38 bandrus1

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 07:09 AM

Wear cargo shorts


Huh

#39 IGotWorms

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 08:58 AM

I actually want to see the Book of Mormon. Reviews say its pretty funny and I love all of Matt Stone and Trey Parkers work. So Im excited to try and see it soon


Its hilarious :thumbsup:

#40 vuduchile

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 09:16 AM

Yep. A real man can change oil in the morning , cut down a tree in the afternoon, have a tea party with his daughter in the evening, and take his wife to the ballet at night.

Thinking you are too much of a man to do girly things makes you less of one, not more.


Betas are physically unable or completely inept at doing the things I listed.

Attending tea parties and ballets doesnt require physical effort.