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I saw a perfect 10 yesterday

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I do not toss that around very often. She was absolutely beautiful. Long red hair in braids, petite body and what looked to be solid C's. She is a friend of my next door neighbor and I will be chatting with him about her today when I get off work. Holy focking shitt. Soooooo soooooooo soooo beautiful.

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Good luck, and if it so happens that you get a first date, in lieu of flowers might a recommend giving her a nice venereal disease?

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I can't remember, but can a redhead be a perfect 10? I thought those were automatically in the really focked up zone of the Crazy Matrix..? :dunno:

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I can't remember, but can a redhead be a perfect 10? I thought those were automatically in the really focked up zone of the Crazy Matrix..? :dunno:

You're correct. Gingers can't be 10's

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You're correct. Gingers can't be 10's

Incorrect. The best ones > anything else.

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that is what makes it so crazy to see. A perfect 10 redhead is like finding a white guy who can jump or a black guy who is employed.

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Incorrect. The best ones > anything else.

True gingers are too pale and freckled to be 10's.

 

Nicole Kidman in her prime is as close as they can get.

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Lot of ginger hate. More redheaded 10's as a % of hair color than any other variety IMO. :thumbsup:

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Redheads are funny. They lack a middle ground.

 

They are either butt fugly, or absolutely beautiful.

 

Mostly comes down to freckles. A redhead without freckles is amazing. That alabaster skin... pink everything... nice.

 

But as a guy who's mother and ex wife are both redheads, they do be extra crazy.

 

Have fun. Hope you get in there.

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Redheads are funny. They lack a middle ground.

 

They are either butt fugly, or absolutely beautiful.

 

Mostly comes down to freckles. A redhead without freckles is amazing. That alabaster skin... pink everything... nice.

 

But as a guy who's mother and ex wife are both redheads, they do be extra crazy.

 

Have fun. Hope you get in there.

 

 

i like freckles :dunno:

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Good luck, and if it so happens that you get a first date, in lieu of flowers might a recommend giving her a nice venereal disease?

:first:

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Lot of ginger hate. More redheaded 10's as a % of hair color than any other variety IMO. :thumbsup:

Redheads hold onto their figures longer than blondes or brunettes, too. Older redheads with nice curves are fairly common.

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i like freckles :dunno:

A handful on the nose can be cute.

 

When their whole body is covered to the point you can't tell what is freckle and what is skin?

 

Focking repulsive. :puke:

 

Plus the whole "no soul" thing.

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Wife and I were driving I. The car the other day. Hit a light... just sitting there with the windows down enjoying the spring afternoon. Along comes this little white sh!tbox of a car... smashing out deathmetal.

 

Sure sh!t a cute little ginger in Portlandia clothes.

 

My wife asks what she's listening too? I missed zero beats in saying, "I don't know but as she's a ginger, I'm pretty sure it's satanic". :angry:

 

:lol:

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Redheads hold onto their figures longer than blondes or brunettes, too. Older redheads with nice curves are fairly common.

 

Valid point

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Redheads are funny. They lack a middle ground.

 

They are either butt fugly, or absolutely beautiful.

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Agreed. Redheads are like Indians (dot not feather). They are either 10's or 2's.

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Agreed. Redheads are like Indians (dot not feather). They are either 10's or 2's.

I's gonna a say! :angry:

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The 2 pasty pale redeads I've been with were nice looking, but they both had an unusual snatch smell.

 

Not like other snatches, and not bad exactly, just different.

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TheNewGirl is a naughty redhead if I recall... I'd put her in the hot category of ginger I think.

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Jason Garrett is my favorite ginger

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Jason Garrett is my favorite ginger

If I could, I'd trade him to the Giants for a pizza. lol

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that is what makes it so crazy to see. A perfect 10 redhead is like finding a white guy who can jump or a black guy who is employed.

How about a white boy that can dance :banana:

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Agreed. Redheads are like Indians (dot not feather). They are either 10's or 2's.

 

Agree

 

I heard it put that they're either gorgeous or Ronald McDonald.

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Wife and I were driving I. The car the other day. Hit a light... just sitting there with the windows down enjoying the spring afternoon. Along comes this little white sh!tbox of a car... smashing out deathmetal.

 

Sure sh!t a cute little ginger in Portlandia clothes.

 

My wife asks what she's listening too? I missed zero beats in saying, "I don't know but as she's a ginger, I'm pretty sure it's satanic". :angry:

 

:lol:

 

 

My youngest (13) and I were out at some school thing. I was asking him about various kids in his class that I did not know. There was this redhead that walked past and I asked him who it was. After he tells me her name, he says (in a sort of creepy voice), "She's a ginjah (Boston accent) and she's ugly (with emphasis)." After I stopped laughing, I told him that was inappropriate. :lol:

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Thread is useless without pics!

If I had pics of her I would not leave my house for days. Or till my hands blistered.

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I love me some gingers......If there isn't a pic, it didn't happen. :dunno:

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I love me some gingers......If there isn't a pic, it didn't happen. :dunno:

Holy I hope I can get some pics

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If I had pics of her I would not leave my house for days. Or till my hands blistered.

This is not my problem. Make it happen!

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I've always wanted to talk to a redhead. :wub:

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I've always wanted to talk to a redhead. :wub:

What's up, big guy?

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I've never actually been with a redhead.... But I am willing to try!

 

I don't think she's a natural redhead, but when Rachel McAdams goes red - I go hard. :wub:

 

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/32/ab/4f/32ab4f77ae7ae5cbdf113124b742c9e0.jpg

 

She's a fave :wub: but I wonder if the curtain matches the drapes. :dunno:

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Could be a strawberry blonde. I had a one-nighter with a friend who was a redhead and she was smoking. Fire in the hole!

 

 

All the ones I've been with have smelly boxes.

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All the ones I've been with have smelly boxes.

 

Let's be honest. That statement is likely true regardless of hair color.

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