vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 8, 2018 Bait a fish hook Split wood Change a tire Shoot a gun Take a punch Insult someones dead mom What else you got? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,921 Posted March 8, 2018 Your mom. Takes an alpha to handle that bucking bronco. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 8, 2018 Vote differently than his husband. Confront someone about cutting in line. Tell a woman "I'm a grown damn man". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,614 Posted March 8, 2018 meet a woman outside of feminist rallies 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 8, 2018 Lol what’s this new retarded beta male thing going on today? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,600 Posted March 8, 2018 Spend 600 dollars on tickets to musicals multiple times(Hamilton and Book of Mormon) Spend time with the kids Respect a woman enough not to yell at her "I am a grown damn man" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 8, 2018 Touch the rim Get an extra base hit Make a tackle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 8, 2018 Spend 600 dollars on tickets to musicals multiple times(Hamilton and Book of Mormon) Spend time with the kids Respect a woman enough not to yell at her "I am a grown damn man" Are you sure youre doing this right? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 8, 2018 Lol whats this new retarded beta male thing going on today? If you have to ask... You're prolly beta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 8, 2018 Your mom. Takes an alpha to handle that bucking bronco. Sure shes wild. But at least shes not dead or ashamed of me. Although the days not over yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 8, 2018 Get a haircut at a barbershop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 8, 2018 Run from Jersey to ground zero on 9/11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 8, 2018 Buy a chick some crawfish then punch her bf in the face. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted March 8, 2018 Go a day without thinking about Hillary or Obama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,600 Posted March 8, 2018 Are you sure youre doing this right? http://tobealpha.com/alpha-vs-beta-males/ Not Embarrassed Easily – alpha males don’t worry too much about other people’s opinions. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 8, 2018 If you have to ask... You're prolly beta. Ok. I’m not insulted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,304 Posted March 8, 2018 If a beta had a dollar for every woman that didn't find him attractive, they would eventually find him attractive. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,600 Posted March 8, 2018 Ok. I’m not insulted. Alpha/beta is not real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 8, 2018 Launch a snot rocket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 8, 2018 Go a day without thinking about Hillary or Obama. Only a Beta would say that without including Trump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 8, 2018 Lol whats this new retarded beta male thing going on today? It's a show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,487 Posted March 8, 2018 Change his own oil Back a trailer down a boat ramp Bench over 225 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,937 Posted March 9, 2018 Eat possay without getting cancer. Punch a fawking idiot on steroids. Sit at a table and negotiate a deal after the owner was dragged dead on Christmas Eve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 9, 2018 Alpha/beta is not real. Yep. A real man can change oil in the morning , cut down a tree in the afternoon, have a tea party with his daughter in the evening, and take his wife to the ballet at night. Thinking you are too much of a man to do girly things makes you less of one, not more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted March 9, 2018 Spend 600 dollars on tickets to musicals multiple times(Hamilton and Book of Mormon) Spend time with the kids Respect a woman enough not to yell at her "I am a grown damn man" I actually want to see the Book of Mormon. Reviews say its pretty funny and I love all of Matt Stone and Trey Parkers work. So Im excited to try and see it soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,346 Posted March 9, 2018 Bait a fish hook Split wood Change a tire Shoot a gun Take a punch Insult someones dead mom What else you got? Good list. As far as the "change a tire" aspect, this commercial is exactly what's wrong with our society. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Rkahsi7c8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted March 9, 2018 I actually want to see the Book of Mormon. Reviews say its pretty funny and I love all of Matt Stone and Trey Parkers work. So Im excited to try and see it soonBOM is really good. A little over the top, but exactly what you’d expect from the creators of South Park. Even more impressive the LDS took it in stride, with members available at shows to proselytize anyone who will listen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,780 Posted March 9, 2018 BOM is really good. A little over the top, but exactly what youd expect from the creators of South Park. Even more impressive the LDS took it in stride, with members available at shows to proselytize anyone who will listen. When will they be lampooning the book of Allah? If mormons can be funny, imagine what they can do with that crew! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,248 Posted March 9, 2018 BOM is really good. A little over the top, but exactly what youd expect from the creators of South Park. Even more impressive the LDS took it in stride, with members available at shows to proselytize anyone who will listen. Agreed, definitely worth seeing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 918 Posted March 9, 2018 Eat a steak without ketchup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 9, 2018 Eat a steak without ketchup Well Fock. A real alpha chases down a wild animal, kills it with his own teeth, and cooks it over a fire he started with a rock and a stick. If he bothers to cook it at all. I mean, that is a little beta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 546 Posted March 9, 2018 Wear cargo shorts Wipe their ass sitting down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted March 9, 2018 Be a hardliner on dictators. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,600 Posted March 9, 2018 When will they be lampooning the book of Allah? If mormons can be funny, imagine what they can do with that crew! They tried to do an episode where they would draw a picture of Allah, but cartoon network would not allow it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,600 Posted March 9, 2018 BOM is really good. A little over the top, but exactly what you’d expect from the creators of South Park. Even more impressive the LDS took it in stride, with members available at shows to proselytize anyone who will listen. I took my now wife to New York to see it on Broadway. It was a couple months after we started dating and both you and Jerry told me to slow down. That thread is around here somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted March 9, 2018 Wear cargo shorts Huh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,354 Posted March 9, 2018 I actually want to see the Book of Mormon. Reviews say its pretty funny and I love all of Matt Stone and Trey Parkers work. So Im excited to try and see it soon Its hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 9, 2018 Yep. A real man can change oil in the morning , cut down a tree in the afternoon, have a tea party with his daughter in the evening, and take his wife to the ballet at night. Thinking you are too much of a man to do girly things makes you less of one, not more. Betas are physically unable or completely inept at doing the things I listed. Attending tea parties and ballets doesnt require physical effort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites