Short story: I posted a statement on President Trump's Facebook page. It received 95% positive feedback. 1 trash talking MOFO decides to start calling me names and being an internet tough guy.
Sooooo, after putting up with as much as I could, I clicked on his homepage and discovered his wife's name.
I responded: " Kimmy was a great lay. I went back for more but the line was too long."
He has since deleted sh!t talk and disappeared.