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Steve Irwin: "Wow, look at this beautiful creature. The StingRay, while deadly, is actually fairly harmless if

 

left alone in his habitat. Most of the stings from this creature is a result of human carelessness. My

 

goodness look at how beautiful this speciman is. Let's take a closer look. Hello luv, my aren't you

 

gorgeous? Watch as I am able to swim close enough to rub the bloke on his back. What a smoo..

 

AHHHGGGG YOU MOTHER#@$%%, AHHHHH HELP ME DAMMIT, drop the focking camera and help me,

 

AHHHHGGH, gurgle, gurgle."

 

I was thinking almost the exact same thing. You know he was pestering the poor creature. I saw a quote from one of the crew members that said he "accidentally" boxed the stingray in. He was always cornering and irritating animals and it came back to bite him on the ass...or in this case, stab him in the heart.

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once the shock wears off, the practical side of me had a couple of questions:

 

1) what would life insurance for someone who did what he did cost?

2) did he have any?

 

not that he needed it; i'm sure the fam is loaded.

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once the shock wears off, the practical side of me had a couple of questions:

 

1) what would life insurance for someone who did what he did cost?

2) did he have any?

 

not that he needed it; i'm sure the fam is loaded.

 

I would think that he's uninsurable. He'd have to go to a specialty market like Lloyds.

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once the shock wears off, the practical side of me had a couple of questions:

 

1) what would life insurance for someone who did what he did cost?

2) did he have any?

 

not that he needed it; i'm sure the fam is loaded.

 

It would probably cost more than it was worth.

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I swam with stingrays on my honeymoon... Luckily me or my wife did not get stung and die

 

 

Trust me, 7 years from now you are going to be wishing that you were stung and did die. Remember this when you pay the first alimony/child support check and are living in a van down by the river.

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Man, what kind of street cred this has to give that stingray. Taking out Irwin has to be one of the top achievements in the animal kingdom.

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I swam with stingrays on my honeymoon... Luckily me or my wife did not get stung and die

 

Ghey.

 

Trust me, 7 years from now you are going to be wishing that you were stung and did die. Remember this when you pay the first alimony/child support check and are living in a van down by the river.

 

:cry: :cry:

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Man, what kind of street cred this has to give that stingray. Taking out Irwin has to be one of the top achievements in the animal kingdom.

 

True dat. This will probably get that stingray "made"

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I liked him. My kids are upset... they LOVED him. My oldest wants to be a veterenarianannnen and really enjoyed watching his shows.

 

If Strike is collecting money, I'll consider making a donation.

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Man, what kind of street cred this has to give that stingray. Taking out Irwin has to be one of the top achievements in the animal kingdom.

 

Don't fock w/ the stingray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If Strike is collecting money, I'll consider making a donation.

 

Strike only takes care of head injuries, not heart injuries.

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You did know he was an admitted h0m0sexual, right?

 

Uh... er... the dude had been happily married forever with a wife and two kids.

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To put things in perspective, I just saw a clip on TV filmed before this incident asking family members about his lifestyle. So they ask his 7 year old daughter and she says, "He's just my dad and I love him". Sad stuff.

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He died doing what he loved to do.

 

He loved to be stung by stingrays. :pointstosky:

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I heard he cost himself any chance he had of surviving by pulling the barb from his chest. :pointstosky:

 

Where is the YouTube video?

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Seriously, this guy wrestles with crocs and juggles scorpions, and a stingray does him in?

 

What are the freakin odds of that one? :pointstosky:

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I once had sex with a sting ray. I stuck my barb into it. And it didn't go into it's heart.

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Seriously, this guy wrestles with crocs and juggles scorpions, and a stingray does him in?

 

What are the freakin odds of that one? :ninja:

 

it literary circles, they'd call that "irony"

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I heard he cost himself any chance he had of surviving by pulling the barb from his chest. :(

 

Where is the YouTube video?

 

That is what I was thinking. If he didn't pull it out, his heart wouldn't have bled out. Although I think there is only one case out of 7 that survived a stingray sting to the heart and that person's injury was to a cardiac artery and not directly into the heart. Also that stinger is barbed so ripping it out probably caused additional damage. That is one shot he didn't see coming. I guess it is much easier to react on land to an attack than in the water.

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Seriously, this guy wrestles with crocs and juggles scorpions, and a stingray does him in?

 

What are the freakin odds of that one? :huh:

 

Are sting rays harmless? If so, why do they call them sting rays? :pointstosky:

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Where is the YouTube video?

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I have caught quite a few sting rays while bait fishing in California. they were all very docile, except for one that repeatedly tried to stick me. The barb is just held on with a little skin. I took out my fillet knife and cut it off before releasing it. I put the barb on the end of my finger to get a good luck and the venom started burning me through my unbroken skin in about two seconds. I can't imagine getting a large one stuck in the heart!

 

RIP, Steve.

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Stay classy guys. You have sunk to new depths.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dare I say lower than Irwin did with that hole in his heart. :banana:

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I have caught quite a few sting rays while bait fishing in California. they were all very docile, except for one that repeatedly tried to stick me. The barb is just held on with a little skin. I took out my fillet knife and cut it off before releasing it. I put the barb on the end of my finger to get a good luck and the venom started burning me through my unbroken skin in about two seconds. I can't imagine getting a large one stuck in the heart!

 

RIP, Steve.

 

:nono:

 

I know it can grow back, but the poor bugger is defenseless for several months.

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I loved watching his show and loved his energy and love for animals. RIP. :(

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I remember one really funny ESPN ad...

 

Steve Irwin was walking through the halls of ESPN offices when the elevator opens and the Florida Gators mascot is standing there. Irwin yells "Blimey, mates! Get a load of the size of that one!" and tackles him.

 

 

In hind site, it's probably good that they didn't use the Tampa Ray's mascot instead.

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I remember one really funny ESPN ad...

 

Steve Irwin was walking through the halls of ESPN offices when the elevator opens and the Florida Gators mascot is standing there. Irwin yells "Blimey, mates! Get a load of the size of that one!" and tackles him.

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In hind site, it's probably good that they didn't use the Tampa Ray's mascot instead.

It is "hindsight"...

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