BunnysBastatrds 1,933 Posted June 23, 2016 Antonio Banderas Peruvian Assbergers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted June 23, 2016 A rapist's wit Swans of Capistrano Pentatonic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,737 Posted June 23, 2016 "So, I'm banging this chick, and then all of a sudden......" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 23, 2016 "Hold my beer watch this..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,000 Posted June 23, 2016 mighty white of you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 23, 2016 When leaving _ "Hey keep in touch with yourself" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 23, 2016 When leaving _ "Hey keep in touch with yourself" I like to say "take it sleazy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,933 Posted June 23, 2016 Glad we used a towel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted June 23, 2016 "No no its fine...i grabbed a Plan B this morning" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 23, 2016 Lick my balls Your dog likes hearing that too. Peanut butter time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted June 23, 2016 Antonio Banderas Peruvian Assbergers Antonio Banderas is fun to say while trying to mimic his accent. its also then fun to use that accent as if I was the Uscan machine at the grocery store. Makes my wife and kids laugh when I use that voice saying "do you have any....coupons" Have to have that dramatic pause in there though. My daughter hates when I use that accent to read her stories at night though. or when I use the british accent to read Angelina Ballerina stories (which such a little bit less when read with a british accent) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted June 23, 2016 mmmphhmmph gulp right behind it is the sound of complete silence in my house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,691 Posted June 23, 2016 Word I like to say: Imaging Statement I like to hear: I'll pay for that for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,152 Posted June 23, 2016 mmmphhmmph gulp right behind it is the sound of complete silence in my house After you say that, the least he can do is give you some piece and quiet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 23, 2016 Word I like to say: Imaging Statement I like to hear: I'll pay for that for you To hear that, you are gonna need to say something a bit more enticing than imaging. Maybe something like, "I have a friend who can join in.". Then we can go shopping wherever you want! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 23, 2016 I like to say "take it sleazy." Also have been known to say "Shake it Easy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted June 23, 2016 Compliments. Don't harm you at all, generate goodwill in others, and just might make someone's day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,152 Posted June 23, 2016 All I can think of reading the thread title is: I got no reason for the things I fear The things that plague me when I see and hear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,737 Posted June 23, 2016 "I have an extra case. We'll drink it when everyone leaves" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,691 Posted June 23, 2016 To hear that, you are gonna need to say something a bit more enticing than imaging. Maybe something like, "I have a friend who can join in.". Then we can go shopping wherever you want! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,652 Posted June 23, 2016 Shart always makes me chuckle And Djibouti. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted June 24, 2016 Antonio Banderas is fun to say while trying to mimic his accent. its also then fun to use that accent as if I was the Uscan machine at the grocery store. Makes my wife and kids laugh when I use that voice saying "do you have any....coupons" Have to have that dramatic pause in there though. My daughter hates when I use that accent to read her stories at night though. or when I use the british accent to read Angelina Ballerina stories (which such a little bit less when read with a british accent) Benedict Cumberbatch is in the Antonio Banderas category. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 700 Posted June 24, 2016 "Excuse me while I whip this out..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 24, 2016 Just heard a radio advertisement for Hiscox Insurance. That's fun to say but I would hate to be their receptionist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted June 24, 2016 unpossible as in, "that's unpossible" "I love you" when my wife or children say that to me, it is tremendously impactful... often accompanied by a hug or hand-hold... and I'm certain it has a positive, physiological affect on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 24, 2016 The best things I have ever heard said to me... "The test came back negative..." "You can cvm in my mouth..." "Wow! Its so big!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 24, 2016 The best things I have ever heard said to me... "The test came back negative..." "You can cvm in my mouth..." "Wow! Its so big!" Did the same guy say all three at the same time??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites