titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 28, 2016 Funny but true - is there a "cripple's guide to sex"? Gary could make meeeelions!!! I know there is a book for how morbidly obese people can Fock. A friend of mines sister was over three bills, and her husband was over five. That book is a woody killer man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 28, 2016 I know there is a book for how morbidly obese people can Fock. A friend of mines sister was over three bills, and her husband was over five. That book is a woody killer man. I bet it comes with a bag of flour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted June 28, 2016 Congrats my man. Don't put all of your emotional eggs in one basket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,995 Posted June 28, 2016 Congrats Man. Really happy for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted June 28, 2016 seriously though... who doesn't root for the crippled guy? he's the ultimate underdog... but nobody wants to ask the awkward, tough questions... nobody wants to touch the hot-stove topics... most of us are pretty clueless how so many things get done for a crippled guy and no-fockin'-way are we asking or bringing it up. Gary can shatter it... stomp on the elephant in the room... Cripple-Love... I could totally see a book/movie being made exploring, laughing, appreciating, and teaching everyone what it's like being crippled... how ordinary chores and daily activities are sometimes outrageous and different. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 513 Posted June 28, 2016 be happy buddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,035 Posted June 28, 2016 YAY!!! So happy for you!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted June 28, 2016 Apparently she makes a mean cheesecake, too. Likes Gary, wants to do the horizontal mambo with him, AND makes cheesecake for him. Maybe unicorns do exist. If so, ride that sucker as long as you can, dude! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 29, 2016 WOW. I am overwhelmed by all the love in this thread. THANKS SO MUCH, you guys really are the BEST!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted June 29, 2016 Congrats Gary, I hope things work out for you brother. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,517 Posted June 29, 2016 WOW. I am overwhelmed by all the love in this thread. THANKS SO MUCH, you guys really are the BEST!!! ok...so what positions have worked for you in the past? how about the gf? do you need handrails by the bed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted June 29, 2016 Pictures of said ladie or it didn't happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 666 Posted June 29, 2016 Awesome man. Really happy for you. You are a good guy and deserve to be happy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,695 Posted June 29, 2016 I'm much happier to hear about your love life than the Chinese guys. Enjoy! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted June 29, 2016 Does your sister know you're cheating on her yet? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 29, 2016 What about the neighborhood chick you nursed back to life. I thought that was your current squeeze. Yo. Gary the Playa be happy man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 29, 2016 What about the neighborhood chick you nursed back to life. I thought that was your current squeeze. Yo. Gary the Playa be happy man. That chick just needed someone to help her out while she went through cancer. She moved many months ago and I only hear from her once every few months now, usually when she needs something. One of our great posters here, Artista, actually gave me the DL on Penny. At first, I did not want to believe it, but she was right on. Per Artista's advice, I said no, once, just to see what happened if I did not come to her rescue. She focking moved away. lol Thanks bro. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted June 29, 2016 Don't ever let her esca...err, go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 29, 2016 I've been waiting for this thread. Go colts has been serenading her on Facebook with ###### rock ballads all week. Very cute in that sickening new relationship way. Good for you buddy. She met your son yet? They get along? She have any spawn to deal with? It is very cute esp now that she has announced it to the world as well.. So warming.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted June 30, 2016 any suspect schtick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 30, 2016 any suspect schtick? You mean anyone calling bs? I've seen her talking to him on Facebook, including an official announcement. Is it possible that he made a fake Facebook account with several hundred friends and years of activity, just for this moment? I guess, but its pretty unlikely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted June 30, 2016 Also, please note the proper etiquette of announcing can size in the OP. Too many people lately have been forcing us to ask and that's just rude. This is how you know Gary is a good guy. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted June 30, 2016 Pictures of said ladie or it didn't happen. I've seen her. She's real. PM him, he'll friend you. Gary's cool that way. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 30, 2016 You mean anyone calling bs? I've seen her talking to him on Facebook, including an official announcement. Is it possible that he made a fake Facebook account with several hundred friends and years of activity, just for this moment? I guess, but its pretty unlikely. Yep. Gary is as real as one can get. One reason why he is so liked by so many. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted July 1, 2016 You mean anyone calling bs? I've seen her talking to him on Facebook, including an official announcement. Is it possible that he made a fake Facebook account with several hundred friends and years of activity, just for this moment? I guess, but its pretty unlikely. Focking hilarious. That would be some pretty elaborate shtt right there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 1, 2016 Focking hilarious. That would be some pretty elaborate shtt right there. Makes me want to start a hot chick account on Facebook, build friends and activity, and a few years, catfish one of the fools on here. But then I think of how much time that would take, and eh, Fock it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted July 1, 2016 Makes me want to start a hot chick account on Facebook, build friends and activity, and a few years, catfish one of the fools on here. But then I think of how much time that would take, and eh, Fock it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted July 1, 2016 Makes me want to start a hot chick account on Facebook, build friends and activity, and a few years, catfish one of the fools on here. But then I think of how much time that would take, and eh, Fock it. You don't need to go that far. Just sign up as footballgirl (well, she's banned but you get the point) and ask wsis week one of ff. Nobody will tell you to take it to the help board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q.T. 5 Posted July 1, 2016 I just threw up in my mouth. With Joy. Joy's can size? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted July 1, 2016 A month? How bad has she decomposed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 1, 2016 Makes me want to start a hot chick account on Facebook, build friends and activity, and a few years, catfish one of the fools on here. But then I think of how much time that would take, and eh, Fock it. we got newbs running a 12 year old alias, so it's not out of the question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted July 1, 2016 I know there is a book for how morbidly obese people can Fock. A friend of mines sister was over three bills, and her husband was over five. That book is a woody killer man. the movie was better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,691 Posted July 2, 2016 how did gcolts/you become disabled? very happy about your new love!! treat her well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 2, 2016 how did gcolts/you become disabled? very happy about your new love!! treat her well! He probably won't tell you about it. Sort of a strange situation. Do you remember how your parents would tell you not to make a weird face or your face would stay like that? Well, let's just say that gocolts had a similar situation when he attempted to perform self-fellatio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,691 Posted July 2, 2016 war injury? car accident? overweight? multiple sclerosis? diabetes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,691 Posted July 2, 2016 birth defect? stroke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,042 Posted July 2, 2016 birth defect? stroke? Debilitating syphilis! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites