Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 23, 2017 I will start If someone orders a butt plug, there is a 53% chance they are a Republican. Go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 23, 2017 I'm currently watching How it's Made. According to Vatican law, altar candles have to contain 66% beeswax. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 23, 2017 I will start If someone orders a butt plug, there is a 53% chance they are a Republican. Go That's the only way they can get Democrats to shut up 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 23, 2017 That's the only way they can get Democrats to shut up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giraldi02 470 Posted March 23, 2017 Your middle finger's nail grows the fastest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 23, 2017 4 out of 3 drunks are dyslexic 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted March 23, 2017 The Milky Way is about 1000,000 light years across. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 23, 2017 The Grand Canyon would hold 3.57 million trillion gallons of water Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted March 23, 2017 The slogan on New Hampshire license plates is "Live Free or Die," these license plates are manufactured by prisoners in the state prison in Concord. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted March 23, 2017 67% of all facts are made up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 23, 2017 A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted March 23, 2017 A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus. . A day on Uranus beats any day on Venus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 23, 2017 A day with Val Venis is a day in Uranus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 23, 2017 A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus. Venus Williams.....ewwww Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,147 Posted March 23, 2017 Your middle finger's nail grows the fastest Wow. I should be famous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted March 23, 2017 4 our of 5 dentists think the 5th one is a . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted March 23, 2017 If you don't use it you lose it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted March 23, 2017 Eskimo possay is mighty cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 371 Posted March 23, 2017 An abalone is a type of snail that has 5 azzholes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 23, 2017 An abalone is a type of snail that has 5 azzholes. Ah baloney. Speaking of a $$holes, where's Jr? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 23, 2017 Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,660 Posted March 23, 2017 A big legged woman ain't got no soul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted March 24, 2017 That's the only way they can get Democrats to shut up That's Gold Jerry, Gold! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 24, 2017 I will start If someone orders a butt plug, there is a 53% chance they are a Republican. Go And the other 47% is edjr. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 24, 2017 Cracking your knuckles will not cause arthritis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted March 24, 2017 Prior to being President, Andrew Jackson dueled a man known to be an excellent marksman. Jackson showed up with an over-sized coat and 12 paces later they both spun around... Jackson just stood there. The other man quickly shot and hit Jackson in the shoulder. Witnesses say they thought he missed because Jackson didn't move. But then he slowly raised his pistol taking careful aim and shot him in the belly. The man died a couple hours later. Doctors couldn't take the bullet out of Jackson - too close to his heart. Caused him health problems rest of his life. The duel was about disparaging articles, following bad blood over a horse race bet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 24, 2017 Prior to being President, Andrew Jackson dueled a man known to be an excellent marksman. Jackson showed up with an over-sized coat and 12 paces later they both spun around... Jackson just stood there. The other man quickly shot and hit Jackson in the shoulder. Witnesses say they thought he missed because Jackson didn't move. But then he slowly raised his pistol taking careful aim and shot him in the belly. The man died a couple hours later. Doctors couldn't take the bullet out of Jackson - too close to his heart. Caused him health problems rest of his life. The duel was about disparaging articles, following bad blood over a horse race bet. We should still have dueling. Society would be much more civil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 646 Posted March 24, 2017 Closing Time by Semisonic is about child birth, not closing down a bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 24, 2017 At 5'6" Napoleon was slightly taller than the average Frenchman at the time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted March 24, 2017 Allan Robertson was the 1st golfer to break 80 on the Old Course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 24, 2017 A platypus sweats milk. I'm not sure what makes a platypus sweat, but when they do, it's milk. Prior to being President, Andrew Jackson dueled a man known to be an excellent marksman. Jackson showed up with an over-sized coat and 12 paces later they both spun around... Jackson just stood there. The other man quickly shot and hit Jackson in the shoulder. Witnesses say they thought he missed because Jackson didn't move. But then he slowly raised his pistol taking careful aim and shot him in the belly. The man died a couple hours later. Doctors couldn't take the bullet out of Jackson - too close to his heart. Caused him health problems rest of his life. The duel was about disparaging articles, following bad blood over a horse race bet. Jackson had a parrot he taught to curse and it had to be removed from his funeral because it wouldn't stop swearing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted March 24, 2017 Prior to being President, Andrew Jackson dueled a man known to be an excellent marksman. Jackson showed up with an over-sized coat and 12 paces later they both spun around... Jackson just stood there. The other man quickly shot and hit Jackson in the shoulder. Witnesses say they thought he missed because Jackson didn't move. But then he slowly raised his pistol taking careful aim and shot him in the belly. The man died a couple hours later. Doctors couldn't take the bullet out of Jackson - too close to his heart. Caused him health problems rest of his life. The duel was about disparaging articles, following bad blood over a horse race bet. I thought you were going to say his coat was stuffed with phone books, or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted March 24, 2017 The Binturong's (also known as the Bearcat) butt hole smells like popcorn. 100% legit true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 24, 2017 GFIAFP was a 9/11 hero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 24, 2017 Digby is a doctor And a Major Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted March 24, 2017 Vudu makes six figures working from home at a business he created Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted March 24, 2017 The Binturong's (also known as the Bearcat) butt hole smells like popcorn. 100% legit true Just ask Newbie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted March 24, 2017 Ice Cream don't have bones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted March 24, 2017 Democratic voters are nearly 85% more likely to take it in the a$$ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites