Hardcore troubadour 12,657 Posted April 19, 2017 Kraft was absolutely right. I saw all those gang-banger tattoos and thought 'Holy crap, what a total piece of sh*t.' Now I realize Hernandez was a much bigger piece of sh*t than I originally thought. Never judge. Is there a bigger phony out there than Kraft? It's embarrassing watching him sometimes, acting like his organization isn't full of despicable liars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted April 19, 2017 Is there a bigger phony out there than Kraft? It's embarrassing watching him sometimes, acting like his organization isn't full of despicable liars. Not including present company? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted April 19, 2017 Is there a bigger phony out there than Kraft? It's embarrassing watching him sometimes, acting like his organization isn't full of despicable liars. Old people are easy fooled. My old boss hired a (scummy) secretary who we found crashed out with head on desk in the middle of day - a few times. Boss commented "I think she must have a sleeping disorder or something. I've heard of people like that..." No you moron, she's a f*cking drug addict. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted April 19, 2017 John 3:16 written in his forehead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted April 19, 2017 Is there a bigger phony out there than Kraft? It's embarrassing watching him sometimes, acting like his organization isn't full of despicable liars.you spelled amazing winners wrong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken8080 6 Posted April 19, 2017 you spelled amazing winners wrong But he spelled multiple times caught cheating bastards ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted April 19, 2017 But he spelled multiple times caught cheating bastards ok. Gonna cry? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 20, 2017 And yet the Falcons choked more then Aaron Hernandez did. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted April 20, 2017 Bob Kraft hit a grand slam while standing on on banana peel on the edge of a grave site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,337 Posted April 20, 2017 He's now considered a deep sleeper in dynasty formats.Has that been said yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted April 20, 2017 Nice try Sux. At least as good as the other jokes that didn't hit. Too obvious, I guess. But I feel a ringer coming. I'm an optimist. ETA - unlike Aaron Hernandez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,337 Posted April 20, 2017 Nice try Sux. At least as good as the other jokes that didn't hit. Too obvious, I guess. But I feel a ringer coming. I'm an optimist. ETA - unlike Aaron Hernandez So it hasn't been said yet here? VICTORY IS MINE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 20, 2017 So it hasn't been said yet here? VICTORY IS MINE Oh. It was said earlier. Look back one page. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,337 Posted April 20, 2017 Oh. It was said earlier. Look back one page. Really? Dammit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted April 20, 2017 3 years into a life sentence and he hangs himself. Just like a Patriot, finding a way to cheat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted April 20, 2017 Follow up joke killed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vince44 202 Posted April 20, 2017 Very sad ending...poor guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 20, 2017 3 years into a life sentence and he hangs himself. Just like a Patriot, finding a way to cheat. It's quite deflating, I agree. Too bad they didn't have a camera on the cell, say a spy gate camera system. Could have been stopped. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 20, 2017 Legal Experts Say The Patriots And The NFL May Have To Pay Aaron Hernandez’s Family Millions The life of Aaron Hernandez is over, but the story of his impact is just beginning. The former New England Patriots tight end and convicted murderer committed suicide early Wednesday morning and that final act may set off a long string of legal challenges and financial squabbles. Last week, Hernandez was found not guilty of two murders dating back to 2012. According to a report in the Boston Globe, Hernandez’s death may impact his conviction in the 2013 shooting death of Odin Lloyd. Though Hernandez was convicted in 2015 of murdering Odin L. Lloyd of Boston, Hernandez’s appeal was not complete. Abatement ab initio means “from the beginning,” Healy said, and it means that upon a person’s death if they have not exhausted their legal appeals, their case reverts to its status at the beginning — it’s as if the trial and conviction never happened. “Unfortunately, in the Odin Lloyd matter, for the family, there won’t be any real closure,” said Healy. “Aaron Hernandez will go to his death an innocent man.” According to some legal expects, the Hernandez estate could be owed a good amount of money if his legal convictions are indeed overturned. Lawyer Michael Coyne appeared on CSNNE on Wednesday and said Hernandez’s bonus money, base pay and NFL pension could still be paid out if the guilty conviction disappears. Meanwhile, Lloyd’s family is very aware of a potentially overturned conviction. “If these convictions are ultimately vacated — both his conviction with Odin Lloyd and his conviction on the gun charge,” Coyne asked “Will his estate — will his child and his wife — be able to recover either some of the bonus that’s still due to him under the Patriots contract or any of his pension benefits that the NFL might owe him?” In June 2013, the Patriots withheld $3.25 million of Hernandez’s signing bonus. They also refused to pay him his $2.5 million in his guaranteed base salary. New England cited the collective bargaining agreement as their reason for withholding that guaranteed money. That’s the money Hernandez’s lawyers will likely pursue. Coyne added: “The question is then: If he’s no longer criminally liable, has he violated the provisions of any of his contractual terms? And you know, where there’s money like this involved, the lawyers will have a field day.” That means more legal action is sure to follow. This time, however, it will be more about finances than justice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted April 20, 2017 Legal Experts Say The Patriots And The NFL May Have To Pay Aaron Hernandez’s Family Millions The life of Aaron Hernandez is over, but the story of his impact is just beginning. The former New England Patriots tight end and convicted murderer committed suicide early Wednesday morning and that final act may set off a long string of legal challenges and financial squabbles. Last week, Hernandez was found not guilty of two murders dating back to 2012. According to a report in the Boston Globe, Hernandez’s death may impact his conviction in the 2013 shooting death of Odin Lloyd. Though Hernandez was convicted in 2015 of murdering Odin L. Lloyd of Boston, Hernandez’s appeal was not complete. Abatement ab initio means “from the beginning,” Healy said, and it means that upon a person’s death if they have not exhausted their legal appeals, their case reverts to its status at the beginning — it’s as if the trial and conviction never happened. “Unfortunately, in the Odin Lloyd matter, for the family, there won’t be any real closure,” said Healy. “Aaron Hernandez will go to his death an innocent man.” According to some legal expects, the Hernandez estate could be owed a good amount of money if his legal convictions are indeed overturned. Lawyer Michael Coyne appeared on CSNNE on Wednesday and said Hernandez’s bonus money, base pay and NFL pension could still be paid out if the guilty conviction disappears. Meanwhile, Lloyd’s family is very aware of a potentially overturned conviction. “If these convictions are ultimately vacated — both his conviction with Odin Lloyd and his conviction on the gun charge,” Coyne asked “Will his estate — will his child and his wife — be able to recover either some of the bonus that’s still due to him under the Patriots contract or any of his pension benefits that the NFL might owe him?” In June 2013, the Patriots withheld $3.25 million of Hernandez’s signing bonus. They also refused to pay him his $2.5 million in his guaranteed base salary. New England cited the collective bargaining agreement as their reason for withholding that guaranteed money. That’s the money Hernandez’s lawyers will likely pursue. Coyne added: “The question is then: If he’s no longer criminally liable, has he violated the provisions of any of his contractual terms? And you know, where there’s money like this involved, the lawyers will have a field day.” That means more legal action is sure to follow. This time, however, it will be more about finances than justice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 20, 2017 I hope they apply it towards their 2017 salary cap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted April 20, 2017 I hope they apply it towards their 2017 salary cap. that won't help stop the Vikings from failing miserably, again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 20, 2017 I hope they apply it towards their 2017 salary cap. All of his cap space is dead money. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 20, 2017 hanged or hung? Pictures and drapes (and Geeks) are "hung" People are hanged Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 20, 2017 that won't help stop the Vikings from failing miserably, again. it was a joke you no neck, no funny, fuckchop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 20, 2017 All of his cap space is dead money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 20, 2017 Will not be shocked if Cleveland still tries to sign him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted April 20, 2017 Never quite got the grasp on Hanged vs. Hung Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty_thor 115 Posted April 20, 2017 With a hang time like that he shoulda been a kicker. I didn't want to do a tight end joke. Tight end killed with a tied end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted April 20, 2017 After further review, the receiver did not get his feet down. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted April 20, 2017 After further review, the receiver did not get his feet down. Maybe it's the lack of gravity on the moon that didn't allow him to get both feet down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted April 20, 2017 https://www.bollandbranch.com Big money endorsement deal almost offical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,590 Posted April 20, 2017 All of his cap space is dead money. Winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted April 20, 2017 Never quite got the grasp on Hanged vs. HungWell, Hernandez hanged himself I am well hung. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,732 Posted April 21, 2017 Tight end killed with a tied end. Was he still considered a "tight" end? Just tying up some loose ends. See what I mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted April 21, 2017 Was he still considered a "tight" end? Just tying up some loose ends. See what I mean? He was knot. (See what i did there) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,732 Posted April 21, 2017 He was knot. (See what i did there) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted April 21, 2017 pats have him listed as questionable with a neck injury. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites