What do you do Immediately after sex?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Drive her to school.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go!

[edjr 5,570]

Clean the blood of my clown suit

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Kick your mom out of the bed

[bandrus1 413]

Ask your mom if she thinks you will care

[Cloaca du jour 2,065]

Continue feeding the other pets

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,595]

Pick up the soap

[fandandy 3,311]

Wipe the lotion from my hand.

eta: and put the picture of (either naomi or peenie, whichever one is funnier) back in my nightstand.  

[edjr 5,570]

wake her up 

[Reality 2,710]

Sleep.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Pay the tab and leave. 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

3 minutes ago, edjr said:

wake her up 

Who are you kidding?  You have to give her Narcan.

[Reality 2,710]

3 minutes ago, edjr said:

wake him up 

[Mookz 1,287]

Same thing I do after scoring the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl.   

[Cloaca du jour 2,065]

Figure out what Im going to do with the other 23 hours and 58 minutes

[Gladiators 1,904]

Let everyone at the GC know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’ll happen someday.

[posty 2,296]

What is this sex you are talking about?

[edjr 5,570]

29 minutes ago, Reality said:

I'd never let you be late for work

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Close the casket.

[Cruzer 1,992]

Wash the mud off, brush tooth.

[fandandy 3,311]

Tell the trucker I meant the other horn.  

[Kanil 519]

Pay your mother to leave.

[fandandy 3,311]

Tell the sheep she's very, very baaaaaaad.

[MDC 5,896]

1 hour ago, posty said:

What is this sex you are talking about?

You wouldn’t like it.

[edjr 5,570]

6 minutes ago, Cruzer said:

Wash the mud off, brush tooth.

CMH?

[vuduchile 1,941]

Apologize

[posty 2,296]

10 minutes ago, MDC said:

You wouldn’t like it.

Probably not...

[DonS 3,067]

Run like hell before the police show up. 

[fandandy 3,311]

Give her the candy I promised.

[tubby_mcgee 686]

Wash the mace out of my eyes. 

[Strike 3,982]

I always have to pee

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

3 minutes ago, Strike said:

I always have to pee

This is supposedly one of the most important things to do to help prevent disease and UTI's.  I think it is more for chicks, but you never know what sort of things could happen. 

[KayJay1971 238]

Look directly into her beautiful crossed eyes and tell her she is the best sister-aunt in the world. Then put on some Merle Haggard and light up a smoke.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Sderk isn't going to be commenting in this thread

[OldMaid 1,838]

Unstrap the board.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Send the search and rescue team in.

[Secret Asian Man 26]

Ask what time you get home. 

[drobeski 3,061]

Channel surf while patiently waiting for her to make snacks. 

[edjr 5,570]

wake up and change my draws

[DonS 3,067]

Tell the banjo kid to stop playing. 

[fandandy 3,311]

Delete my browsing history.