NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 28, 2020 Drive her to school. Go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,570 Posted January 28, 2020 Clean the blood of my clown suit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 28, 2020 Kick your mom out of the bed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted January 28, 2020 Ask your mom if she thinks you will care Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,065 Posted January 28, 2020 Continue feeding the other pets 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,595 Posted January 28, 2020 Pick up the soap 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 28, 2020 Wipe the lotion from my hand. eta: and put the picture of (either naomi or peenie, whichever one is funnier) back in my nightstand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted January 28, 2020 Pay the tab and leave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, edjr said: wake her up Who are you kidding? You have to give her Narcan. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted January 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, edjr said: wake him up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted January 28, 2020 Same thing I do after scoring the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,065 Posted January 28, 2020 Figure out what Im going to do with the other 23 hours and 58 minutes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted January 28, 2020 Let everyone at the GC know. It’ll happen someday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted January 28, 2020 What is this sex you are talking about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,570 Posted January 28, 2020 29 minutes ago, Reality said: I'd never let you be late for work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 28, 2020 Close the casket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted January 28, 2020 Wash the mud off, brush tooth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 28, 2020 Tell the trucker I meant the other horn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted January 28, 2020 Pay your mother to leave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 28, 2020 Tell the sheep she's very, very baaaaaaad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,896 Posted January 28, 2020 1 hour ago, posty said: What is this sex you are talking about? You wouldn’t like it. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,570 Posted January 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cruzer said: Wash the mud off, brush tooth. CMH? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted January 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, MDC said: You wouldn’t like it. Probably not... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 28, 2020 Run like hell before the police show up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 28, 2020 Give her the candy I promised. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 686 Posted January 28, 2020 Wash the mace out of my eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,982 Posted January 28, 2020 I always have to pee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Strike said: I always have to pee This is supposedly one of the most important things to do to help prevent disease and UTI's. I think it is more for chicks, but you never know what sort of things could happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted January 28, 2020 Look directly into her beautiful crossed eyes and tell her she is the best sister-aunt in the world. Then put on some Merle Haggard and light up a smoke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted January 28, 2020 Sderk isn't going to be commenting in this thread 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted January 28, 2020 Unstrap the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted January 28, 2020 Send the search and rescue team in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Asian Man 26 Posted January 28, 2020 Ask what time you get home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 28, 2020 Channel surf while patiently waiting for her to make snacks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,570 Posted January 28, 2020 wake up and change my draws Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 28, 2020 Tell the banjo kid to stop playing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 28, 2020 Delete my browsing history. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites