A basic thing that you suck at

[Cruzer 1,995]

Hitting a fade. 

[wiffleball 4,790]

Whistling

 

I guess technically, that's blowing.

[WhiteWonder 2,767]

1 hour ago, easilyscan said:

Pour the soup into a microwave safe bowl. Set speed-defrost for 5 minutes. Microwave stops halfway through & beeps every couple of minutes to remind you it's not done yet.

Stir & hit start.

I know I can use the microwave and I suppose that saves me from cleaning a pot but still feel like I should be capable of not burning it. 
 

one day. 

[WhiteWonder 2,767]

42 minutes ago, Cruzer said:

Hitting a fade. 

Hah. That’s the one thing I can do with ease. I just open my stance, keep the club face aimed at my target and swing with the path of my stance. 
I find draws much harder to hit on command. 

[frank 2,307]

10 print “asshat”

20 goto 10

run

[easilyscan 936]

27 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

I know I can use the microwave and I suppose that saves me from cleaning a pot but still feel like I should be capable of not burning it. 
 

one day. 

Keep fighting the good fight!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

3 hours ago, MTSkiBum said:

Penmanship.

 

Imagine the worst handwriting you have seen, I have worse than that.

 This/

 Walk a straight line.

 Learn to shut the fawk up when wifey is crazy.

 Draw stick figures.

 Eat crayons to completion.

 

 

 

 

[frank 2,307]

28 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

I know I can use the microwave and I suppose that saves me from cleaning a pot but still feel like I should be capable of not burning it. 
 

one day. 

No soup for you.

[wiffleball 4,790]

I would absolutely suck as a woman. There is nothing I do right in that regard. I couldn't braid my hair at f****** gunpoint. I would stab myself in the eye with a mascara pen. I would look like a freaking Kabuki or possibly just a regular clown with makeup. No way in hell I'm putting on pantyhose. I can barely walk in tennis shoes much less heels. And my ham fingers would never work with things like those little buckles on their shoes and earrings. Not to mention a freaking bra. 

40 minutes ago, frank said:

No soup for you.

And I can barely reach my zipper much less put in a God damn tampon.

There's probably more.

[wiffleball 4,790]

I can't even draw a straight line. Okay, technically, maybe a straight line with a ruler. But it's not going to be horizontal. Not if my life depended on it.

[Utilit99 4,099]

8 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I can't even draw a straight line. Okay, technically, maybe a straight line with a ruler. But it's not going to be horizontal. Not if my life depended on it.

That's why God invented the T-sqaure. I'm guessing you have never done any drawing or design work. 

[wiffleball 4,790]

8 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

That's why God invented the T-sqaure. I'm guessing you have never done any drawing or design work. 

All my drafting tables are designed by picasso. Or retards.

[Big Guy 1,413]

having a real job

other than that I'm quite talented & have well rounded skills in most things

[DuckStupid 40]

Sucking cack.  I try, but they all say no bueno.  

[wiffleball 4,790]

You know what I really suck at? Card games. I don't know, I just don't find it to be worthwhile of my few remaining synapses. I can remember all kinds of cool fascinating b*******. These morons who know 57 different ways to play poker? Oh go eat a diick.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Wrapping a present. They always look terrible.

[cyclone24 1,914]

27 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Wrapping a present. They always look terrible.

Holy christ yes….im never even close to it looking good.

[Utilit99 4,099]

44 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Wrapping a present. They always look terrible.

rusty sucked mdcack last week. Word is, he really sucked at it. Like really sucked. 

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

50 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Wrapping a present. They always look terrible.

Same

[nospk 230]

9 hours ago, supermike80 said:

Caulking.   I absolutely suck at it.  I paint ok.  And I've tried every stupid caulk tool, the wet finger method etc.  Still suck at it

I caulked your mom

[cyclone24 1,914]

9 hours ago, supermike80 said:

Caulking.   I absolutely suck at it.  I paint ok.  And I've tried every stupid caulk tool, the wet finger method etc.  Still suck at it

How hard can it be? You just sit there while your wife is getting railed and Watch. I mean he’s the one doing all the work.

 

 

 

Oh…caulk.

[Mookz 1,349]

1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Wrapping a present. They always look terrible.

 

1 hour ago, cyclone24 said:

Holy christ yes….im never even close to it looking good.

 

1 hour ago, MTSkiBum said:

Same

Well what good is even having teh ghey, then?   

[DrTampa 1]

Dating pron stars 

[fandandy 3,313]

Life

[dain11279 976]

5 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Life

Same. Not very good at Monopoly either

[TommyGavin 790]

On 4/10/2022 at 8:20 PM, frank said:

10 print “asshat”

20 goto 10

run

I see what you did there. Quality post 

[fandandy 3,313]

On 4/10/2022 at 1:22 PM, MDC said:

I seriously can’t snap my fingers.  

Seriously?  I don't know why this makes me laugh but it does.  That's like not being able to tie your own shoes.

[fandandy 3,313]

On 4/10/2022 at 6:09 PM, IGotWorms said:

I forgot to mention I’m not sure if I can swim anymore. Rarely ever did it for like 20 years and now I just flail around in there  

Daddy, I'm drowing!!!

Umm, actually, I'm frying an egg.  Hang on a second.  (So what did he say again.  Water and cover it with fish I think...)

[Bert 1,128]

Contractor type stuff.  Paint, sheetrock, plumbing, electrical, etc.  Totally worthless.

[TBayXXXVII 2,554]

I can't snap my fingers.

[Hawkeye21 2,400]

Driving in a large city.  It's an anxiety thing.

[edjr 6,608]

Edex

[Mookz 1,349]

37 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

I can't snap my fingers.

I hope you don't enjoy live beat poetry slams.  

[Bert 1,128]

1 minute ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Driving in a large city.  It's an anxiety thing.

That sux but I get it.  It took me an hour and 15 minutes to go 18 miles to work this morning.  

[TBayXXXVII 2,554]

1 minute ago, Mookz said:

I hope you don't enjoy live beat poetry slams.  

Nope.

[Hawkeye21 2,400]

7 minutes ago, Bert said:

That sux but I get it.  It took me an hour and 15 minutes to go 18 miles to work this morning.  

I know I would be fine with it if I lived in the city but when on vacation in a city I do not go out of my way to drive.

[MDC 7,498]

9 hours ago, fandandy said:

Seriously?  I don't know why this makes me laugh but it does.  That's like not being able to tie your own shoes.

Seriously yeah. I have no idea why. It’s a completely useless skill so not much of a bummer, but weird for sure.

I have to clap instead when I want Geek Club moms to crawl over to me.  

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

14 minutes ago, Bert said:

That sux but I get it.  It took me an hour and 15 minutes to go 18 miles to work this morning.  

 

My normal commute is ~10 minutes right now as I was transferred to our sugar land office, and I only have to commute to the i-10 energy corridor once a month for meetings

[Bert 1,128]

1 minute ago, MTSkiBum said:

 

My normal commute is ~10 minutes right now as I was transferred to our sugar land office, and I only have to commute to the i-10 energy corridor once a month for meetings

Lucky you!!!  I am going from Pearland to the galleria.  We are moving to the energy corridor later this year. 

[wiffleball 4,790]

10 minutes ago, Bert said:

Lucky you!!!  I am going from Pearland to the galleria.  We are moving to the energy corridor later this year. 

Mmmm Kenny & Ziggy's.