Jimmy died and went to Hell. When Jimmy arrived he was very upset as he thought he might of had a shot at Heaven so he threw a temper tantrum at the gates and asked for the manager. A few minutes later the Devil arrived. Jimmy argued with the Devil that he was in the wrong place. To calm Jimmy down the Devil explained that what’s done is done, but he has changed things up down there and Jimmy would actually get to choose and have a say in how he spends eternity. Jimmy calmed down and agreed as at least he had choices in the matter.
They walked through the gates of Hell up to three doors. The Devil explained to Jimmy that he gets to choose which door to spend eternity. Jimmy says fine, and the Devil opens up door #1. Behind it was fire and brimstone, screaming, the picture of pain. Jimmy told the Devil to close that door.
Next the Devil opened up door #2. Behind it was an ice cold railroad. Men with frozen beards and snot sickles working their hands to the bone in sub freezing temperatures. Jimmy told the Devil to please close that door.
The Devil opened up door #3. Behind that door was a beautiful blonde woman, on her knees giving a gentlemen a blowjob. Behind the gentleman was a single file line as far as you could see. Jimmy’s eyes lit up and he stated “Devil, this is a no brainer, I choose door #3!” The Devil nodded okay, then loudly stated for all to hear “Amber, you can get up now, your replacement is here”.