Let's talk Christmas songs....

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

Here are my 2 favorites...

 

1)Please Come Home for Christmas - The Eagles

2) Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

[mujack 0]

Christmas Wrapping

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~mujack

[crackattack 520]

Ava Maria

Silent Night

[porkbutt 893]

silent night

[kutulu 1,676]

I hate XMASS songs. My part time job is out The Christmas Tree Shop.

 

non stop xmass songs on a loop

[phillybear 366]

The Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying.

 

It's an old family favorite.

[KSB2424 3,148]

It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark

When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park

I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear

Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer

But then I was illin because the man had a beard

And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared

So I turned my head a second and the man had gone

But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn

I picket the wallet up then I took a pause

Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus"

A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's

Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease

But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right

So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night

But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree

Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me

 

It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens

Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens

Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese

And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees

Decorate the house with lights at night

Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright

In the fireplace is the yule log

Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog

The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's

But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols

(Christmas melodies)

 

Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it

It's Christmas time and we got the spirit

Jack Frost chillin, the orchas out?

And that's what Christmas is all about

The time is now, the place is here

And the whole wide world is filled with cheer

 

My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand

And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman

So open your eyes, lend us an ear

We want to say

 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

[jerryskids 6,797]

Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24 by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Basically a rock version of Carol of the Bells.

[He Like Me 0]

Let it Snow

Sley Ride Together with You (or whatever that songs called)

Ray's version of Santas Claus is Coming to Town

[BlackClouds 24]

Father Christmas - The Kinks

[frank 2,306]

It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark

When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park

I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear

Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer

But then I was illin because the man had a beard

And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared

So I turned my head a second and the man had gone

But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn

I picket the wallet up then I took a pause

Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus"

A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's

Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease

But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right

So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night

But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree

Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me

 

It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens

Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens

Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese

And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees

Decorate the house with lights at night

Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright

In the fireplace is the yule log

Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog

The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's

But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols

(Christmas melodies)

 

Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it

It's Christmas time and we got the spirit

Jack Frost chillin, the orchas out?

And that's what Christmas is all about

The time is now, the place is here

And the whole wide world is filled with cheer

 

My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand

And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman

So open your eyes, lend us an ear

We want to say

 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

 

This is the ONLY good X-Mas song.

 

Thread over.

[Big_Pete 0]

pretty much anything Elvis is what I like to hear for christmas

[nospk 230]

cheech & chong-santa claus and his old lady.

 

porky pig-blue christmas

[jerryskids 6,797]

Silver Bells by Steve Martin

[shovelheadt 71]

Anyone ever heard a remake of the Grinch song that was done with a rock feel? Almost sounded like Crash Test Dummies.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

D!ck the Halls

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Oh Cumm All Ye Faithful

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Here cumms Santa Claus

Here cumms Santa Claus

Right in Mrs. Claus' face

He's got a bag

And it's filled with jizz

For all the human race

[edjr 6,588]

Wham - Santa does me in the bum while sleeping

[BiPolarBear 485]

Here are my 2 favorites...

 

1)Please Come Home for Christmas - The Eagles

2) Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

 

Unreal. I opened the thread to say Please Come Home for Christmas was my favorite. Past that, there is a recording called "A Rythum and Blues Christmas" that plays in the Bear lair all season.

[lambert58 71]

I wanted to find my wife the perfect Christmas Present and was looking everywhere. One day I passed a pet shop and I saw a sign that said "Christmas Parrot" $15000.00. I was curious as to why the price of the parrot was so high. The shop keeper informed me that the Parrot was specially trained to sing Christmas Carol's exactly like Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby. I was skeptical and asked for a demonstration. The Shop keeper yelled" Chet, come here" and the Parrot, named Chet, flew over to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper then did the damndest thing. He pulled out a lighter and held the flame under the Parrots left foot. He explained that this is how the parrot was trained. When the flame was under the left foot the Parrot started singing exactly like Frank Sinatra. "Sleigh Bells ring are you listening, in the lane snow is glistening,..." I was amazed. Then the Shopkeeper held the flame under Chet's right foot and the Parrot opened his mouth and the perfect sound of Bing Crosby came out singing "Silent Night, Holy Night, All is calm, All is bright...." I immediatly bought the parrot and took it home. This was perfect.

 

When I got the parrot home I had to try it again so I took out my bic and yelled for Chet to come here. He flew over and landed on my arm. I then held the flame under his left leg and heard Frank singing "Sleigh Bells Ring, are you listening..." I then took the flame and put it under Chet's right foot and heard Bing singing "Silent Night, Holy Night, All is calm..." I was still amazed. I then wondered what would happened if I mixed the two so I put the flame between his legs and I heard Karen Carpenter singing " Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."

[wiffleball 4,790]

Good Lord, Christmas songs are the most depressing Thorazine - laden dirges on the planet. There's a reason why there's so many Holiday Suicides - the damn music?

 

"I'll be home for Christmas........If only in my DREAMS?"

 

"Oh Come Emanuel......and rescue captive Israel?" Sounds like a geopolitical nightmare terrorist plot.

 

"He wasn't his child?" AKA - The "Jeebus is a baxtard" song??

 

 

The only one that can keep me from slashing my wrists is Santa Baby. Now THAT's what a Christmas song should sound like!

[wiffleball 4,790]

Okay, maybe one more Christmas song: All I want for Christmas is You!

[redtodd 7]

"I hate looking at Rudolph's arsehole." - Blitzen

[NorthernVike 2,086]

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

[jerryskids 6,797]

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Somebody actually made a cartoon video based on this song, which unfortunately I was forced to watch multiple times.

[The Hood 9]

My favorite.

[Dr. Octopus 0]

Anyone ever heard a remake of the Grinch song that was done with a rock feel? Almost sounded like Crash Test Dummies.

 

It was Whirling Dervishes. They were a local NJ band that I've seen in bars a few times.

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

Who Put the D1ck on the Snowman...Rodney Carrington

[kutulu 1,676]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel.

 

 

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

 

 

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile.

 

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

The three words that best describe you,

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

 

 

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots,

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots.

 

 

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

With a nauseaus super-naus.

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

sandwich

With arsenic sauce.

[HTH 95]

Oh Come all ye Faithful

 

[shovelheadt 71]

It was Whirling Dervishes. They were a local NJ band that I've seen in bars a few times.

 

Great call, found it on youtube. I have no idea where I would have heard that song. Not one person over the past couple years knew what I was talking about.

[RLLD 4,230]

The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) ~ By Nat King Cole.....hands down the best....

[nzoner 937]

Okay, maybe one more Christmas song: All I want for Christmas is You!

 

 

I've got that on a rock-n-roll Christmas cd performed by Foghat.

 

Oh and for us old fockers who could forget

[rallo 136]

i don't know who sings it... sounds like the beatles or paul mccartney.... too lazy to look it up

 

 

but it goes...

 

'SIM-ply HAV-ing, a wonderful christmas time...'

 

 

either that or feliz navidad... because you can always add

 

'i wanna wish you a merry christmas from the bottom of my heaaaart.... and from taco john's'

[nzoner 937]

OMG

[Isotopes 1]

Dear Santa

 

This is Raul from venezuala. I want a stick....to burn for heat

[Dr. Octopus 0]

Great call, found it on youtube. I have no idea where I would have heard that song. Not one person over the past couple years knew what I was talking about.

 

It got some radio airplay a couple of years ago. I only really know of them because my friend's band opened for them at The Saint in Asbury Park and I saw them one other time at another bar.

 

They're very strange band but entertaining.

[Saturday Night Beaver 2]

Most of the old classics, Little Drummer Boy, WInter Wonderland, etc

 

2000 Miles by The Pretenders.

[patweisers44 845]

Oh Come all ye Faithful

 

also the name of a greta pron movie. Right up there with Come On Eileen in the category of song AND pron title.