Reality 3,134 Posted October 5, 2012 Consider what I'm saying calmly for a minute or two before you answer... But is it maybe just a liiiiitle bit possible that you are being just a liiiitle bit of a pusssy about this? Maybe just a tiny bit? Again, just think on it for a minute before immediately responding. I'de listen to this guy, he knows a little bit about b!itching and moaning like a pussie. Check the healthcare thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted October 5, 2012 Saturday. As of today I've had five surgeries, They amputated my left leg just below my knee. Not a good week my friends Wow Crack......i'm so very sorry. I wish you the very best, thoughts and prayers are with you. All of us need to realize that our bodies are simply vehicles for our souls. You'll get through this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted October 5, 2012 1349405397[/url]' post='4858312']I got a dood tonight . I've a couple hotties so far. I'll update when im not so focked up. From my experience the physical therapists are usually hotter than the nurses. You will soon be spending a lot of time with one so good luck getting a hottie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 828 Posted October 5, 2012 I'de listen to this guy, he knows a little bit about b!itching and moaning like a pussie. Check the healthcare thread. That's low blow.. I have some health issues and don't think that's the sort of thing you should make jokes about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 5, 2012 My wife just read thus thread. Her response is "what is wrong With you people!?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted October 5, 2012 My wife just read thus thread. Her response is "what is wrong With you people!?" 1st rule of Geek club ~ Don't show your spouse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 828 Posted October 5, 2012 My wife just read thus thread. Her response is "what is wrong With you people!?" Can size? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted October 5, 2012 Sorry to hear this news man. Thank GOD you are still alive. Hope you have a good support system to lean on for a while. Here is to a speedy recovery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 822 Posted October 5, 2012 Wow brother.. not great stuff. Sincerely hoping the best for you man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted October 5, 2012 I'm sure you're going to be very depressed for a while. Your Doctors should hook you up with some other amputees for support once you start healing up. None of us can really relate to what you are going through but there are people who can. It's important to have someone to talk to who can give you some guidance and let you know what to expect going forward. Maybe even someone who can push you when you cannot motivate yourself. Good luck and keep us updated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 5, 2012 Can size? Big ole natural DD's, still riding high and tight at 37. I refused to tell her which handle I'd me. That would get me in HOOGE trouble! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 828 Posted October 5, 2012 I'm sure you're going to be very depressed for a while. Your Doctors should hook you up with some other amputees Damn Med. We don't even know if he'll have hooks for hands yet. And even if he does, hooking these guys together seems like a diick move. Maybe even someone who can push you when you cannot motivate yourself. Damn dude. He may not even end up in a wheelchair, thus may not need to be pushed around. I guess you are the doctor, but it doesn't seem likely with the hooks and all, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,701 Posted October 5, 2012 Glad you are alive and able to still be with us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted October 5, 2012 What kind of animal was it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted October 5, 2012 Good luck dude - shoulda hit the animal unless it was a bison or something. I see you and GoColts a future tandem in wheel chair racing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 86 Posted October 5, 2012 Damn Med. We don't even know if he'll have hooks for hands yet. And even if he does, hooking these guys together seems like a diick move. I have this cold feeling that after crackattack came back to consciousness, his first instinct was to post at the geek club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonkbonk 5 Posted October 5, 2012 Your alive. Nice! Two words, Bionic Leg. Start a Bionic Leg fund, put a link in this thread and i will donate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted October 5, 2012 To pull a prank on your doctor, get a hold of your chart and add "pen!s removal surgery" to it. Afterwards, both of you will be able to poke each other in the ribs with good natured joshing and some LOLs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted October 5, 2012 To pull a prank on your doctor, get a hold of your chart and add "pen!s removal surgery" to it. Afterwards, both of you will be able to poke each other in the ribs with good natured joshing and some LOLs. Too much vodka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 5, 2012 It was a deer. And med, no such luck yet with the pts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted October 5, 2012 It was a deer. And med, no such luck yet with the pts So you could of made venison stew but ended up ............. I cannot do it. Good Luck brother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 5, 2012 So you could of made venison stew but ended up ............. I cannot do it. Good Luck brother I know I know!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted October 5, 2012 It was a deer. And med, no such luck yet with the pts Right now that deer is talking sh!t about you with his friends, getting all pumped up and giving lots of high-hoofs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,542 Posted October 5, 2012 Right now that deer is talking sh!t about you with his friends, getting all pumped up and giving lots of high-hoofs. I'll avenge crackattack in a few weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 5, 2012 I'll avenge crackattack in a few weeks. Thsnks buddy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,174 Posted October 5, 2012 This thread was sad, then really funny. A big ole thanks goes out to crackattack for being a good sport during a tough time like he's doing for bored hilartiy. Get well soon dude. You're alive, and modern medicine has great advances in prosthetics and bionic limbs. You'll be just fine. Here's to a speedy recovery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted October 5, 2012 Life is short and precious. Read the book "The Dash". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 921 Posted October 5, 2012 Big ole natural DD's, still riding high and tight at 37. I refused to tell her which handle I'd me. That would get me in HOOGE trouble! Fat chick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted October 5, 2012 How do we donate to your cause? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,191 Posted October 5, 2012 That sucks man; I hope the hilarity here has cheered you up. I know a guy who was in two serious accidents which focked up his leg, but he refuses to get it amputated. The second one drove pins from the first one into his knee, and he has an infection which may never be eliminated. He hobbles through life in constant significant pain with shiotty circulation. The point is that it isn't always better to keep the leg. Prosthetics have come a long way; you'll be running in the olympics on your bionic leg in no time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted October 5, 2012 Is the deer ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,996 Posted October 5, 2012 Are you serious? Wow, that is horrible - good luck man, hope you recover soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 828 Posted October 5, 2012 Are you serious? Nope. It was all a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,100 Posted October 5, 2012 I know your first reaction is to swirv and miss the little focker but I tell my customers all the time to drive straight ahead and cream that mutherfucker. On a side note. A good friend of mine lost his leg in a motorcycle accident when he was 18. He can still golf, ride 4-wheeler, etc... It's not the end of the world but it does suck ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,623 Posted October 5, 2012 Yeah man this really seems like a "walk that sh!t off" kind of thing. Just rub some dirt on it....oh,wait Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 790 Posted October 5, 2012 As opposed to a good car accident? Sorry crackattack, best of luck on your recovery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,032 Posted October 5, 2012 Just rub some dirt on it....oh,wait Shouldn't you be offering to help fix his car? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted October 5, 2012 Big ole natural DD's, still riding high and tight at 37. I refused to tell her which handle I'd me. That would get me in HOOGE trouble! no way she guesses now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted October 5, 2012 no way she guesses now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
