Posts you'll never see from certain members

[SUXBNME 1,594]

"The parallels are obvious between Thom Yorke's lyrics on the Pyramid Song and Dante's journey through the Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso."

 

-Sux

Be careful, I used to play D&D. I know sh1t

[SUXBNME 1,594]

Thank god those pesky sheep finally left my proprety : MtSkibum

[OldMaid 2,134]

I'm not having pizza for dinner ~ Sux

[SUXBNME 1,594]

I'm not having pizza for dinner ~ Sux

I'm actually waiting for the Take and Bake to finish cooking as we speak

[OldMaid 2,134]

Being an a$$hole is not part of my manly essence ~ NorthernVike

[mobb_deep 920]

I'm not a narc -mmmm_beer

[Voltaire 5,439]

Here's a topic I disagree with Rush Limbaugh on

 

~RP, drobeski

[gocolts 300]

"Fock I seem to wear out sneakers fast"

-GoColts

 

 

"Nothing like this ever happened to me so I don't have a crazy story about it"

-BunnyBastdrds

 

I have not bought a pair of shoes in well over ten years.

[SUXBNME 1,594]

 

I have not bought a pair of shoes in well over ten years.

I have a tomato plant growing out of my kitchen sink : GoColts

 

Ohh....wait...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tell the story, fucko

[gocolts 300]

"The funniest thing happened at work today" -GoColts

 

"So I was having sex..." -GoColts

 

The 2nd one, I have this neighbor I have been talking with......

[gocolts 300]

I refuse to take your money, I am not a charity case - gocolts

[kilroy69 1,263]

Fat chicks are the best - cbfalcon

 

Weed sucks - kilroy

Hahaha.

[kilroy69 1,263]

The truth is I came to China because I always wanted to feel tall. Like Godzilla tall.

Volty.

[frank 2,332]

The truth is I came to China because I always wanted to feel tall. Like Godzilla tall.

Volty.

Everyone else on the board would be even less likely to post that.

[Voltaire 5,439]

The truth is I came to China because I always wanted to feel tall. Like Godzilla tall.

Volty.

 

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=JN.MH6x2t92xSjkJmv0eR5n%2bA&pid=15.1

 

 

You can say a lot about Bill Murray but 'unusually tall' isn't one that comes to mind. This is truly what it's like though.

[posty 2,797]

"Too bad I am hung like a horse." ~~NewbieJr.

[Frank M 181]

I'm poor, my wife is ugly, and I have a little d1ck.

-every Geek

[edjr 6,816]

My wife is hot ~ GettnHuge

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

I sure hate the taste of semen :

• crackattack, tanatastic, mobb_deep, jerryskids, cbfalcon, iam90sbaby, Sho Nuff, BunnysBastatrds, frank, rholio, Djgb13, Strike, Quickolas1, Voltaire, IGotWorms, Vikings4ever, Bier Meister, GobbleDog

 

So, you are saying that you actually know what semen tastes like enough to hate it?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Nah honey, how bout I Fock YOU in the ass tonight.

 

Shots up

 

I really wish I was white.

 

Peenie

 

I finally lost the cherry.

 

Naomi

 

It really bothers me that random interweb men are always giving me attention as a secks object.

 

Every fft geekette ever.

[edjr 6,816]

How the fock did I get herpes

 

tikigods

[shovelheadt 71]

women are more than sex slaves

 

Edjr

[Eaglesin14 12]

"I finally got over my Bush Derangement Syndrome"~Volty

[MedStudent 56]

"My wife and i are celebrating our 10th anniversary together."- edjr

[KSB2424 3,172]

"Merry Christmas to all; From the FFtoday Staff"

 

- MooseKnuckleBall4

[MDC 7,759]

I really like having RP here!

 

- Mike FF Today

[dain11279 980]

Ouch! Damn low ceilings!

 

- gutterboy

[kutulu 1,695]

I have no proof, just my own faulty memory...so maybe I am mistaken.

 

-Vagtaire

[patweisers44 864]

This is a true story........

 

-Medstudent

[edjr 6,816]

I'm a cheap stingy fock with my money

 

~patweisers44

[TimmySmith 2,783]

Sorry

 

-Latinpimp

[Eaglesin14 12]

"I just had 10 consecutive minutes where I wasn't thinking about RP"~MDC

[RLLD 4,275]

Sorry

 

-Latinpimp

 

 

[MDC 7,759]

"I just had 10 consecutive minutes where I wasn't on FFT."

 

- RP

[Eaglesin14 12]

"I just had 10 consecutive minutes where I wasn't thinking about RP"~MDC

Nailed it!

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,563]

"My water broke"

 

-Old Maid

[BunnysBastatrds 2,563]

"I jerk off to 'The Sound Of Music'"

 

Frank M

[OldMaid 2,134]

"I jerk off to 'The Sound Of Music'"

 

Frank M

No... I think this might be entirely plausible.

[BiPolarBear 495]

I can sum up the whole experience in five words.

 

- naomi

[TimmySmith 2,783]

I am considering raising my number of exemptions so I don't get killed again in April

 

-GF