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The more vulgar the better. I like to have a lot of shock value. My other league where I have been in forever is named "BeefCurtain Express" with a picture of a Arby's Big Montana. So you know what I am talking about. Trying to come up with a good one for other league I am in this year. What ya got

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Can always go with the classic Put my ditka in her Butkus.

 

Team Smegma

 

Hope Solos Beef Rack

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Godswillbedone now that's a name.

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Godswillbedone now that's a name.

 

Might want to separate those words and put an apostrophe in there. Could be interpreted as you wanting to do gods.

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I started using PAWG Patrol last yr and am sticking with it. Thought of it after hearing that dam kids show theme song over and over. I use various big assed white girls as my photo during the yr.

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Might want to separate those words and put an apostrophe in there. Could be interpreted as you wanting to do gods.

Like MyDitkaInGodsButkus?

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Eiferted

My Ball Zach Ertz

 

The Truth ERTZ

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TRiUMPh

 

Can't Spell Triumph without Trump.

 

Trump sucks btw....so

 

I'll just stick to Multiple Score-osis and Multiple Scoregasms though.

 

Better see Baldwin You Spread Em'

 

I'm terrible at this.

 

Mahomes are on Fire!

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It Ertz when Eifert and I Wentz in Pain

 

Wentz in my pants and it Ertz.

 

She Wentz Down On Me, Johnson now Ertz

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I like Roast Beef Curtains and also Wrinkled Star Warriors. If you know what a wrinkled star is... lol

no we dont, must be some astrology thing right? :doh: :rolleyes: :unsure:

 

How about just using Slippery Balloon Knot or Leaking Balloon Knot?

 

My fav is the one I made up and use every year on yahoo public league I do.

 

"Bloody Camel Toes"

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8 In The Box

Hit the A-Gap

Ground and Pound

A Game of Inches

Working the Slot

Beat the Spread

 

This year, I'm going with Grab 'em by the TDs

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Rolling with Hit the A Gap haha

 

8 In The Box

Hit the A-Gap

Ground and Pound

A Game of Inches

Working the Slot

Beat the Spread

 

This year, I'm going with Grab 'em by the TDs

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Not the most original, but my team is the "B1tch Slappers (allegedly)". Zeke is my keeper.

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Not the most original, but my team is the "B1tch Slappers (allegedly)". Zeke is my keeper.

 

Go draft Mixon and call your team the Gentleman's Club. Or the One Hit Wonders.

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My one team is Jeter Herpes Pyramid.

 

Thanks, geek club. :mellow:

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My knee grows

 

Kill whitey

 

Jesus and the sodlayers

 

Everybody Patrick Chung tonight.

 

Homeless alcoholic monkeys

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Colon Krapernick's knee deep in it.

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