JustinCharge 2,397 Posted July 8, 2021 What is the worst rant text you got from a girl? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 666 Posted July 8, 2021 5 hours ago, JustinCharge said: What is the worst rant text you got from a girl? I dated back before texts and cellphones. When a girl was pissed at me she would come find me and just scream at me in public. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted July 8, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bill E. said: I dated back before texts and cellphones. When a girl was pissed at me she would come find me and just scream at me in public. This /thread Edited July 8, 2021 by Cloaca du jour 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 491 Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Bill E. said: I dated back before texts and cellphones. When a girl was pissed at me she would come find me and just scream at me in public. Same 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 8, 2021 10 hours ago, JustinCharge said: What is the worst rant text you got from a girl? Slashed all 4 of my tires and broke almost every window, including windshield. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted July 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Bill E. said: I dated back before texts and cellphones. When a girl was pissed at me she would come find me and just scream at me in public. Same. And if ever I felt the need to relive teenage girl drama, I just take a swim thru one of the political threads - same thing. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, edjr said: Slashed all 4 of my tires and broke almost every window, including windshield. You do know how to pick ‘em! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,044 Posted July 8, 2021 I was seeing this chick for awhile. Most of you wouldn't approve of her melanin content. She would show up to my house we would drink, do some other things, and screw all night. When I am at work, I don't look at my phone very often, and one day, I pick it up and she sent me like 20 texts saying I was ignoring her. Her friend was talking shìt about her and I shouldn't listen. All kinds of crazy . I was just like, "well that was a fun 4 weeks." Never sent a message again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 8, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bert said: You do know how to pick ‘em! Her mother called me one night at like 1 am looking for her (before everyone had cell phones) I said "did you know your daughter was a wh0re? she isn't here, she left to go hang out with someone else" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 646 Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, edjr said: Slashed all 4 of my tires and broke almost every window, including windshield. Did she take a Louisville slugger to both headlights or carve her name into your leather seats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 8, 2021 Just now, Drizzay said: Did she take a Louisville slugger to both headlights or carve her name into your leather seats? It was only a Mazda Protege Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,893 Posted July 8, 2021 It’s not over text but these two chicks keep following me around an Internet message board begging for my attention. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,383 Posted July 8, 2021 6 pages front and back of it's not you it's me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 8, 2021 38 minutes ago, MDC said: It’s not over text but these two chicks keep following me around an Internet message board begging for my attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted July 8, 2021 2 hours ago, edjr said: Slashed all 4 of my tires and broke almost every window, including windshield. How did she do that in a text? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 666 Posted July 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Cruzer said: Same. And if ever I felt the need to relive teenage girl drama, I just take a swim thru one of the political threads - same thing. Yea but those are much easier to ignore than some crazy ex telling you off while you are on a date with a new girl and hoping to get laid that night. I think I had a shot before the incident at The Clifton Manor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted July 9, 2021 6 hours ago, Cdub100 said: 6 pages front and back of it's not you it's me. Were you on a break? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,383 Posted July 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: Were you on a break? No, and I didn't take FULL responsibility. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted July 9, 2021 7 hours ago, edjr said: It was only a Mazda Protege She did you a favor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted July 9, 2021 No clue, I usually stop reading after the first few lines... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted July 9, 2021 I've never stirred an ounce of emotion in any girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted July 9, 2021 This one broad sent a text "whY wHY ar you hiting me with hamer hurt hurt bad no moore" It was the worst text I've ever seen, with the bad spelling and punctuation. Take some pryid in your'e commoon\ication skulls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,271 Posted July 9, 2021 She refused to believe my psychotic, windmill-chasing, deluded, chicken-little, Great-Pumpkin-believing baloney about a looming civil war and ran off with IndyColtsFan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted July 9, 2021 5 hours ago, Bill E. said: Yea but those are much easier to ignore than some crazy ex telling you off while you are on a date with a new girl and hoping to get laid that night. I think I had a shot before the incident at The Clifton Manor. Lol, damn - sorry man, that must have sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 9, 2021 11 hours ago, Gladiators said: She did you a favor. insurance covered it all. I was finding little broken pieces of shattered glass in it every so often until I finally traded it in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted July 9, 2021 19 hours ago, Drizzay said: Did she take a Louisville slugger to both headlights or carve her name into your leather seats? I see what you did there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted July 9, 2021 23 hours ago, edjr said: Slashed all 4 of my tires and broke almost every window, including windshield. My ex wife did something similar. Slashed my convertible top and keyed the driver's side from front to back. What a ######. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/8/2021 at 6:58 AM, Bill E. said: I dated back before texts and cellphones. When a girl was pissed at me she would come find me and just scream at me in public. Ugh. Hate it when that happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted July 9, 2021 In the early days of the internet, I had 2 different chicks trying to get me to call or message them back by acting like they were preggo after I banged them. I told them to send me some sorta doctor's note about their positive preggo test and we'd go from there. Of course, they never did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, vuduchile said: In the early days of the internet, I had 2 different chicks trying to get me to call or message them back by acting like they were preggo after I banged them. I told them to send me some sorta doctor's note about their positive preggo test and we'd go from there. Of course, they never did. That creates a pretty screw up kid. Which one of you knocked up Rusty's mom and then ditched her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted July 10, 2021 Not a text but call. Had fawk nights and stopped calling her. A week later I get a call. Filthy Nast Fatty: I left you a present on your car. So I go to check it out at 3:00 in morning. Fatty took a quite large sh!t On the hood of my Corsica and dug her high heels into it denting and making it undrivevaable after. Just thinking about cottage cheese ass dropping a deuce on white lighting made me I’ll. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted July 10, 2021 An ex girlfriend a day after I left her for dead on her birthday lol She was partying a bit hard and dancing too close with some guy at a club, I left her there. She calls me up the next day bitching about it and reminding me that I still owed her $75 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted July 11, 2021 On 7/8/2021 at 1:26 PM, MDC said: It’s not over text but these two chicks keep following me around an Internet message board begging for my attention. Good point. I got this guy that gets up early morning everyday to look for all of my posts just to put a sad face smiley on them just to get his day started. I think his name rhymes with mdc. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,657 Posted July 11, 2021 On 7/10/2021 at 4:35 PM, BunnysBastatrds said: Not a text but call. Had fawk nights and stopped calling her. A week later I get a call. Filthy Nast Fatty: I left you a present on your car. So I go to check it out at 3:00 in morning. Fatty took a quite large sh!t On the hood of my Corsica and dug her high heels into it denting and making it undrivevaable after. Just thinking about cottage cheese ass dropping a deuce on white lighting made me I’ll. A Corsica? Oh no. Glad she didn’t get the Vega. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites