In one sentence tell us how old you are without telling us your age.

[MikeMatt 471]

Spermoff of something @BunnysBastatrds said. 
 

I’ll start. 
 

I watched the moon landing from a baby’s crib. 

[thegeneral 3,699]

I was in Art class in 7th grade when a kid came in and said Challenger had just blown up.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,691]

 I was born during the Heidi Bowl game right when they switched to the Heidi movie.

[Kopy 595]

My mom was about to go into labor when Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane went down.

[supermike80 2,144]

My back gets stiffer than my weenie

[The Real timschochet 7,534]

On the day I was born “Mr. Tambourine Man” by the Byrds was the #1 song on Billboard. That soaring, jangly Rickenbacker guitar riff….

[Drizzay 755]

We played Smear The Queer

[5-Points 3,838]

We had shag carpet, rotary phones and pull tab beer cans when I was a kid. 

[Alias Detective 1,472]

Intellivision and a tv with rabbit ears were the cats meow.

[BiffTannen 1,251]

I still have my Dokken Tooth and Nail cassette tape. 

[Fnord 2,633]

1 hour ago, Drizzay said:

We played Smear The Queer

Sure did! Though none of us had any idea what queer meant...

[Fnord 2,633]

My favorite team, the Vikings, have technically played in a Super Bowl in my lifetime. I was still an infant.

[cmh6476 1,154]

I had a pager in high school. 

[MikeMatt 471]

1 hour ago, cmh6476 said:

I had a pager in high school. 

Drug dealer or mamas boy ?

[Drizzay 755]

2 hours ago, Fnord said:

Sure did! Though none of us had any idea what queer meant...

We were young, so we all assumed it meant "strange/odd" like the original definition.

[cmh6476 1,154]

45 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Drug dealer or mamas boy ?

I worked and was popular

[Gepetto 1,467]

I was 10 when I got my first cassette tape, Van Halen's 1984.

[SaintsInDome2006 757]

2 hours ago, cmh6476 said:

I had a pager in high school. 

LOL were you a drug dealer?

[SaintsInDome2006 757]

3 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

I was 10 when I got my first cassette tape, Van Halen's 1984.

Kiss & it was vinyl. 

[dogcows 1,196]

I remember when OJ Simpson was loved nationwide.

[MikeMatt 471]

19 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

LOL were you a drug dealer?

On the moon. 

 

He he was popular  

[frank 2,353]

17 minutes ago, dogcows said:

I remember when OJ Simpson was loved nationwide.

I think it was Hertz.

[eagerowl 9]

Mom made us sit in the smoking section of the airplane

[Gepetto 1,467]

5 hours ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

Kiss & it was vinyl. 

My first Vinyl was Flash Gordon soundtrack by Queen.

[Nomad99 840]

I was a Junior in HS when Pink Floyd released The Wall.....

[patweisers44 872]

I was just under a year old when the riots in Detroit happened.

[Voltaire 5,521]

Luitenant Dan and Forrest Gump gad just reunited and were in Dan's NYC apartment discussing God and Jesus on the day I was born.

[frank 2,353]

20 minutes ago, patweisers44 said:

I was just under a year old when the riots in Detroit happened.

So you are somewhere between 0 and 100 years old.

[Hook Echo 33]

I was 11 months old when one of the Kennedy brothers was assassinated 

[cmh6476 1,154]

3 hours ago, Voltaire said:

Luitenant Dan and Forrest Gump gad just reunited and were in Dan's NYC apartment discussing God and Jesus on the day I was born.

I'm going to assume you mean the actual event in history and not the movie release date

[MikeMatt 471]

40 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

I'm going to assume you mean the actual event in history and not the movie release date

Nothing gets past you bro. 

[edjr 7,020]

Vietnam

[lickin_starfish 2,027]

We played Smear the Queer on the playground in middle school.

[MikeMatt 471]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

Vietnam

Muther Pho Phucker 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,691]

On 10/31/2025 at 5:41 PM, Gepetto said:

My first Vinyl was Flash Gordon soundtrack by Queen.

 Did you know that Queen also did the soundtrack for Highlander also. Only great band to do that twice 

[Gepetto 1,467]

4 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Did you know that Queen also did the soundtrack for Highlander also. Only great band to do that twice 

I didn't know. Highlander was great.

[easilyscan 1,063]

When I see an incredibly hot woman, I get a lump in my throat instead of my pants. 

[WhiteWonder 2,989]

I was in an AP Chem class when the planes hit the towers 

[jerryskids 7,189]

I was a freshman in college when the Challenger blew up. 

 

 

What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes?

Ans:  One blew left, one blew right.