In one sentence tell us how old you are without telling us your age.

[MikeMatt 355]

Spermoff of something @BunnysBastatrds said. 
 

I’ll start. 
 

I watched the moon landing from a baby’s crib. 

[thegeneral 3,565]

I was in Art class in 7th grade when a kid came in and said Challenger had just blown up.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,583]

 I was born during the Heidi Bowl game right when they switched to the Heidi movie.

[Kopy 589]

My mom was about to go into labor when Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane went down.

[supermike80 2,074]

My back gets stiffer than my weenie

[The Real timschochet 7,391]

On the day I was born “Mr. Tambourine Man” by the Byrds was the #1 song on Billboard. That soaring, jangly Rickenbacker guitar riff….

[Drizzay 744]

We played Smear The Queer

[5-Points 3,750]

We had shag carpet, rotary phones and pull tab beer cans when I was a kid. 

[Alias Detective 1,459]

Intellivision and a tv with rabbit ears were the cats meow.

[BiffTannen 1,119]

I still have my Dokken Tooth and Nail cassette tape. 

[Fnord 2,500]

1 hour ago, Drizzay said:

We played Smear The Queer

Sure did! Though none of us had any idea what queer meant...

[Fnord 2,500]

My favorite team, the Vikings, have technically played in a Super Bowl in my lifetime. I was still an infant.

[cmh6476 1,115]

I had a pager in high school. 

[MikeMatt 355]

1 hour ago, cmh6476 said:

I had a pager in high school. 

Drug dealer or mamas boy ?

[Drizzay 744]

2 hours ago, Fnord said:

Sure did! Though none of us had any idea what queer meant...

We were young, so we all assumed it meant "strange/odd" like the original definition.

[cmh6476 1,115]

45 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Drug dealer or mamas boy ?

I worked and was popular

[Gepetto 1,451]

I was 10 when I got my first cassette tape, Van Halen's 1984.

[SaintsInDome2006 620]

2 hours ago, cmh6476 said:

I had a pager in high school. 

LOL were you a drug dealer?

[SaintsInDome2006 620]

3 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

I was 10 when I got my first cassette tape, Van Halen's 1984.

Kiss & it was vinyl. 

[dogcows 1,051]

I remember when OJ Simpson was loved nationwide.

[MikeMatt 355]

19 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

LOL were you a drug dealer?

On the moon. 

 

He he was popular  

[frank 2,338]

17 minutes ago, dogcows said:

I remember when OJ Simpson was loved nationwide.

I think it was Hertz.