My wife left me

[penultimatestraw 473]

should I beg her to come back? do you think that might work?

No, don't beg. Just think about what is important to you, stop feeling sorry for yourself and consider your alternatives. If you still love your wife and would prefer to stay married, it may at least be worth a counseling session or three before dropping the legal hammer.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Asian

Definitely hook up with Titans and Volty then.

[cyclone24 1,814]

should I beg her to come back? do you think that might work?

Nooooooooo.....

I wouldn't deal with that constant wonder if you're making her happy enough to not go bang some dude.

[t.j. booker 206]

No, definitely don't beg. Just think about what is important to you, stop feeling sorry for yourself and consider your alternatives. If you still love your wife and would prefer to stay married, it may at least be worth a counseling session or three before dropping the legal hammer.

I don't know, part of me still loves her and let's face it im not much of a catch, what are the odds I'm going to do better? One on a hundred? but then the other part of me thinks of that chinaman putting his dik in my wife and that part of me wants to kill her with a knife and drink her blood. maybe therapy is the right thing to do.

[lickin_starfish 1,483]

should I beg her to come back? do you think that might work?

It won't work. She is a shallow twat who dumped your short, squatty self for Mr. Weekend Warrior. She is a rotten human being and you're better off without her.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Fock revenge. He needs to get his sh!t together to enjoy the rest of his life.

So he shouldn't live well. That'll teach her.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Begging won't work, or even worse, it does work and she just leaves again in a few months. It's not this other guys fault, she has obviously put thought into it. It's just one of those things you have to find the best way to deal with.

[penultimatestraw 473]

So he shouldn't live well. That'll teach her.

My point is he should live well, but do it to improve his lot in life. None of this bitter, revenge nonsense. He doesn't need to teach her anything.

[jerryskids 5,212]

Teej is afraid that the triathlete will marathon him to death.

[Brad GLuckman 518]

Worms on a roll

 

Also, none of this is true.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Nah Fock that. If I'm married and some other dude is hitting on my wife KNOWING she's married I don't care if it's McGregor. I'm swinging on him. Sure the wife is the problem but so is the guy for being a scum bag

[penultimatestraw 473]

Nah Fock that. If I'm married and some other dude is hitting on my wife KNOWING she's married I don't care if it's McGregor. I'm swinging on him. Sure the wife is the problem but so is the guy for being a scum bag

If your wife isn't fugly, guys are gonna hit on her. While I agree both are scum bags, getting in a fist fight ain't gonna help your case in a divorce settlement.

[Djgb13 2,338]

If your wife isn't fugly, guys are gonna hit on her. While I agree both are scum bags, getting in a fist fight ain't gonna help your case in a divorce settlement.

There's a big difference here and you know it. Unless you're a puss you should be swinging

[Brad GLuckman 518]

There's a big difference here and you know it. Unless you're a puss you should be swinging

Ya some guy in a bar just randomly hitting on my wife is funny.

Some coworker sending flirtatious texts...not so much.

[penultimatestraw 473]

There's a big difference here and you know it. Unless you're a puss you should be swinging

If I ran into him in the heat of the moment, maybe. But I wouldn't seek him out.

[Gepetto 988]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSsYJGn6guc

 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Best revenge is living well. Time to start.

This.

 

Sounds like you're pretty low confidence wise. I know the feeling well.

 

Do what it takes to get yourself right. Bang some skanks.

 

Long term, figure out what you want for your life and do it. It's short man. Don't waste it sitting on the couch.

[Djgb13 2,338]

If I ran into him in the heat of the moment, maybe. But I wouldn't seek him out.

I doubt I'd go out looking for him but if I saw him (and if he's really with my wife I would) then yea I'm knocking him the Fock out with no warning. The one guy who ended up with my ex was lucky as sh1t I never saw him. He was in SC while I was in Texas in the military. Now if I saw him I would just ignore him. It's been years and he did take a major headache off my plate (me and my ex fought ALL the time but we had been on and off since freshman year in high school). Plus my wife now is waaaaay hotter and a better wife. I think the guy is close to being 50 now cause he was in his early 40s when me and my ex were 23.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I would have been relieved to find out my ex wife had been banging someone else. Would have made leaving her easy.

 

But no such luck. To the best of my knowledge, she hasn't been on a single date since we split.

 

Seriously though, don't go to jail for stupid sh!t. Hit new poosay, not dudes faces. He may have done you the favor of a lifetime. And he may be your kids step daddy someday.

[kilroy69 995]

Wh0res is how to feel better.

[Cdub100 3,384]

Step 3: Have your heart broken.

 

[penultimatestraw 473]

I would have been relieved to find out my ex wife had been banging someone else. Would have made leaving her easy.

 

But no such luck. To the best of my knowledge, she hasn't been on a single date since we split.

 

Seriously though, don't go to jail for stupid sh!t. Hit new poosay, not dudes faces. He may have done you the favor of a lifetime. And he may be your kids step daddy someday.

I think it's better to get to get his head straight, lose some weight and complete the divorce before pursuing the whores. No matter how casual the relationship, women are a headache and drain a lot more than your jizz.

[kilroy69 995]

I think it's better to get to get his head straight, lose some weight and complete the divorce before pursuing the whores. No matter how casual the relationship, women are a headache and drain a lot more than your jizz.

I have 3 right now that call me just to drain my jizz. If I can. He can. Be aggressive be be aggressive.

[Brad GLuckman 518]

I have 3 right now that call me just to drain my jizz. If I can. He can. Be aggressive be be aggressive.

It's actually

 

Be aggressive B E aggressive

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Move to China

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Move to China

I assume the fact that he has a kid would make that a non option for him.

[Brad GLuckman 518]

I assume the fact that he has a kid would make that a non option for him.

He did say he's a terrible father

[Kopy 493]

Weekend bender. Nothing but beer, pizza, and a tranny escort.

Don't go for the hooker kind. They're the ones with diseases and still look like dudes.

[listen2me 23 1,545]

What does your soon to be ex wife look like?

[Gepetto 988]

Go to pof.com there's a lot of girls on there, 99.99 % of them are fat, ugly, screwed up mental cases, bad hair, bad make up, tons of pets, liberal, tattoed, did I say ugly and fat? Don't do that until after the divorce though. What a focking ###### that b!tch is though, you're better off without her.

[Voltaire 4,564]

Assistant to the branch manager.

The card says "Moops"

[IGotWorms 3,317]

I'm curious, why is she a ?

 

OP admits he is basically worthless and a terrible father.

 

If the roles were reversed and she was some fat slovenly loser who sucked as a mother, you guys would be saying good riddance.

 

[Gepetto 988]

I'm curious, why is she a ######?

 

OP admits he is basically worthless and a terrible father.

 

If the roles were reversed and she was some fat slovenly loser who sucked as a mother, you guys would be saying good ###### riddance.

 

 

I'm going with he's hard on himself and not as bad of father as he says, and that's because he's been living with her running him down for years. She's the worst type of woman, destructive to the man she loved and married, and not supportive and helping. That's my take, I don't know the truth for certain though. It's a hunch.

[naomi 343]

 

I'm going with he's hard on himself and not as bad of father as he says, and that's because he's been living with her running him down for years. She's the worst type of woman, destructive to the man she loved and married, and not supportive and helping. That's my take, I don't know the truth for certain though. It's a hunch.

Kinda disappointed you don't know for certain

[vuduchile 1,941]

Now he's saying he's a branch manager, not a beach manager.

He doesn't even manage the whole tree? What a loser.

[shotsup 832]

This isn't even a true story.

Jeez

[Gepetto 988]

I know, Just playing along.

[penultimatestraw 473]

 

I'm going with he's hard on himself and not as bad of father as he says, and that's because he's been living with her running him down for years. She's the worst type of woman, destructive to the man she loved and married, and not supportive and helping. That's my take, I don't know the truth for certain though. It's a hunch.

I doubt it. It takes two for a marriage to fail. She committed the the worst offense by cheating (possibly), but he let himself become a fat slob and probably put little effort into being a good father as well.

[tubby_mcgee 686]

Change your life insurance beneficiary before she files for divorce

 

 

I don't get this part. Why before? Once he or she files for divorce, she is stuck as the beneficiary? (obviously this isn't it, but just sayin).

 

Explain.

[Mookz 1,287]

The card says "Moops"

 

Getting your sitcoms confused.