Who was your favorite character from Cheers?

[Vince44 202]

Frasier Crane was my favorite.

[parrot 789]

Coach. Woody was a solid replacement though.

[5-Points 2,729]

Toss up between Coach and NORM!

[shotsup 832]

Frasier wasn't even the best character on Frasier

[spork in the road 2]

Coach, he made up a song about Albania.

[shotsup 832]

Norm

[penultimatestraw 473]

Wade Boggs

[parrot 789]

Coach, he made up a song about Albania.

 

To this day I remember that Albania borders the Adriatic and their chief export is chrome.

[Fireballer 2,383]

Woody...honorable mention to Lilith. She was smokin. There was one episode where she took her hair down and acted like a hot a$$ vixen. Searching...found it! OMG this is hot...

 

[kutulu 1,547]

Who are 3 people who've never been in my kitchen?

[vuduchile 1,941]

Coach

[shotsup 832]

Norm looks in Bathroom - it's just a head.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,653]

Kelly and the fat Yankee fan that Carla attacks.

[5-Points 2,729]

 

Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes (from TV's "Cheers")

"Can I draw you a beer, Norm ?"

"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."

"How's a beer sound, Norm?"

"I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."

"What's shaking, Norm?"

"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

"What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?"

"Going Down?"

"What's new, Normie?"

"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."

"What'll it be, Normie?"

"Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel."

"What would you say to a beer, Normie?"

"Daddy wuvs you."

"What'd you like, Normie?"

"A reason to live. Give me another beer."

"What'll you have, Normie?"

"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."

"Looks like beer, Norm."

"Call me Mister Lucky."

"What'd you say, Norm?"

"Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer."

"What would you say to a beer, Norm?"

"Hiya, sailor. New in town?"

(Coming in from the rain)

"Evening everybody."

Everybody: "Norm!"

"Still pouring, Norm?"

"That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing."

"Whaddya say, Norm?"

"Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink."

"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"

"Like a baby treats a diaper."

"Would you like a beer Mr.. Peterson?"

"No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass."

"How's life treating you?"

"It's not, Sammy, but you can."

"What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"

"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

 

"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."

"I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

"Beer, Norm?"

"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"

"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

"Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"

"Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"

"Another layer for the winter, Wood."

"Whatcha up to, Norm?"

"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"

"Poor."

"I'm sorry to hear that."

"No, I mean pour."

"How's life treating you, Norm?"

"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

"Women. Can't live with 'em ... pass the beer nuts."

"What's going down, Normie?"

"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"

"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.

"What's the story, Norm?"

"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

"How's about a beer, Norm?"

"That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"

"The question is, `what's going 'in' Mr. Peterson?" A beer, please, Woody."

"Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

"A little early isn't it, Woody?"

"For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions."

 

 

[cyclone24 1,814]

 

To this day I remember that Albania borders the Adriatic and their chief export is chrome.

It's downright friggin crazy that..that is what I remember too. It's like seared into your head.

 

I was a big Sam Malone fan.... just great at cutting remarks.

[mighty_thor 115]

Norm!

[BunnysBastatrds 1,918]

Carla. The lines they wrote for her were the best and she played that character to perfection.

[shotsup 832]

Carla. The lines they wrote for her were the best and she played that character to perfection.

She did.

[patweisers44 697]

Eddie Lebec

[shotsup 832]

When I walk into my hangouts they yell Shots !!!

 

Then we do shots. Tullamore Dew is my current shot of choice.

[wiffleball 4,642]

Carla. The lines they wrote for her were the best and she played that character to perfection.

Yep. Underrated role. She drove a lot of the storylines and set up the Keynote characters and lines.

[Mookz 1,287]

Woody...honorable mention to Lilith. She was smokin. There was one episode where she took her hair down and acted like a hot a$$ vixen. Searching...found it! OMG this is hot...

 

 

A Hanukkah Hoddie from yesteryear. Good call.

[avoiding injuries 1,220]

Every episode John Allen Hill appeared in he absolutely stole the show.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Ive probably told this story before, but Fock it.

 

When I was 18, I spent the summer in London.

 

Like any good 18 year old American abroad, I spent much of the summer in bars.

 

One day about ten of us are sitting in a pub at about 3:00 in the afternoon. In walks George Wendt. He was wearing a faggy beret and cape sort of getup. He was apparently doing Shakespeare at a theatre down the street.

 

The ten of us look at each other for a second, and then all spontaneously raise our drinks and yell, NOOORM!

 

His face looked like he stepped in sh!t. He turned around and walked out. We had to explain to the Brits what happpend.

[shotsup 832]

One of my favorites (paraphrasing)

 

Melville's host: Table of two for the Hanson's

 

Two Hanson couples got up.

 

Coach calls upstairs and says there is two Hansons. Hangs up phone.

 

Coach: Sorry not the Hansons the Blubberbutts. Table for two for the Blubberbutts.

 

(For the people from Mars that didn't see this - one of the Hansons was a fat couple)

 

[Cruzer 1,992]

Frasier wasn't even the best character on Frasier

Niles was the best by far.

[wiffleball 4,642]

Niles was the best by far.

I can't disagree with that. His command of physical comedy is some of the best I've ever seen from anyone short of Danny Kaye.

 

The horn episode about you stole my shoes! Was some of the best I have ever seen. Cracks me up and showed an incredible skill set on the part of Niles.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,653]

And the old drunk in the corner who would tell Clavin to shut up.

[MDC 5,892]

Cliff Claven. Most annoying character but he was the butt of many of the best jokes. Reminds me of more than a few geeks.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I always liked Carla. Sharp tongued little b!tch. That show was a great cast of characters.

 

I always hated Diane though. She was annoying.

[wiffleball 4,642]

Cliff Claven. Most annoying character but he was the butt of many of the best jokes. Reminds me of more than a few geeks.

In the spirit of Cliff Clavin, many of you would never guess who one of the top grossing actors in Hollywood is to this day.

 

You might guess Cruise or Clooney or any of the other big names. But the name that would almost never come to mind is the actor who played Cliff Clavin, John Ratzenberger.

 

Through his special and enduring relationship with Pixar pictures, he has played characters both major and minor in literally every single film they have created. Those films have earned many hundreds of millions of dollars throughout the years and Cliff Clavin was a part of each and every one of them.

 

True story. Can you imagine? He must have a pretty decent size staff just to handle and keep track of all his residual checks.

 

Funnier still that the master of inane trivia is indeed the answer to one of those questions.

[mobb_deep 917]

[posty]never seen it[/posty]

[tanatastic 2,061]

Never seen a single episode but I know all the characters, the plots of the show etc cuz I pay attention and absorb things from the world around me. The show had lots of memorable characters but I liked Norm.

[12th Man 884]

Diane. She was smoking hot.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

wiff Clavin.......guy that thinks he knows it all yet is socially retarded.

[shotsup 832]

Clavin.......guy that thinks he knows it all yet is socially retarded.

Sounds familiar

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Forced to pick it would be Sam. All the characters were solid.

[edjr 5,567]

 

never watched it

 

 

been to the fake restaurant in Fanueil Hall though

[Mike Honcho 4,035]

In the spirit of Cliff Clavin, many of you would never guess who one of the top grossing actors in Hollywood is to this day.

You might guess Cruise or Clooney or any of the other big names. But the name that would almost never come to mind is the actor who played Cliff Clavin, John Ratzenberger.

Through his special and enduring relationship with Pixar pictures, he has played characters both major and minor in literally every single film they have created. Those films have earned many hundreds of millions of dollars throughout the years and Cliff Clavin was a part of each and every one of them.

True story. Can you imagine? He must have a pretty decent size staff just to handle and keep track of all his residual checks.

Funnier still that the master of inane trivia is indeed the answer to one of those questions.

He also was in Empire Strikes Back

[Fireballer 2,383]

He also was in Empire Strikes Back

Damn if he wasnt! Never knew that.