DonS 3,067 Posted May 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Djgb13 said: Had a woman in our clinic one time (a little larger than this woman) call for help in the bathroom. She needed help wiping her ass cause she couldn’t reach it. Asked her what she did when she was at home alone. Her exact response “I hop in the shower and whatever it gets it gets” Must've been awkward going back to work with an obvious erection. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted May 15, 2019 Just now, DonS said: Glad I don't have an SI subscription any longer. Swimsuit issue used to be all about nips and see-through tops. Maybe a quick fap before recycling. Now it's fat chicks and women in burqas (or whatever the non-face covering version is called). First Playboy tried going non-nude and now this. Print mags are struggling nowadays, but this doesn't seem like the best strategy to turn that downward trend around. Can't imagine sitting in on one of their target audience strategy meetings. Let's put a fat chick in this issue and maybe we will make other fat chicks interested in baseball? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted May 15, 2019 Love yourself all you want and you do you......................just keep the focking sh!t covered up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, sderk said: Can't imagine sitting in on one of their target audience strategy meetings. Let's put a fat chick in this issue and maybe we will make other fat chicks interested in baseball? Yeah, it's like these dumb focks (include espn in there too) forget that like 90% of their market is dudes. If the feminists hate you, so what, they don't buy your sh!t anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted May 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, sderk said: Can't imagine sitting in on one of their target audience strategy meetings. Let's put a fat chick in this issue and maybe we will make other fat chicks interested in baseball? Trying for Muslim brothas apparently. Fat white chicks and black chicks in Muslim garb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted May 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, DonS said: Trying for Muslim brothas apparently. Fat white chicks and black chicks in Muslim garb. Who would make her burka, Barnum and Bailey? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted May 15, 2019 Victoria's Secret fashion show had this chick who had some weird-ass disease like Michael Jackson. Among other things, give her a permanent Kool-Aid mouth. Look, I accept that Im never going to play power forward for the nuggets. Maybe just maybe you guys can accept yourselves while at the same time accepting that there's certain things you can and cannot do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Victoria's Secret fashion show had this chick who had some weird-ass disease like Michael Jackson. Among other things, give her a permanent Kool-Aid mouth. Look, I accept that Im never going to play power forward for the nuggets. Maybe just maybe you guys can accept yourselves while at the same time accepting that there's certain things you can and cannot do. Yeah, the chick with vitalago or whatever was freaky looking. And everyone just lined up to kiss her ass and praise her bravery and whatnot. Freaking ridiculous. You know who must really hate this plus size model crap? Real models. "I've been living off saltines and coke since puberty to get this job, and now focking Shamu is on the next page?" Speaking of Shamu, that would have been hilarious if they did her up in black and white body paint. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted May 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: Yeah, the chick with vitalago or whatever was freaky looking. And everyone just lined up to kiss her ass and praise her bravery and whatnot. Freaking ridiculous. You know who must really hate this plus size model crap? Real models. "I've been living off saltines and coke since puberty to get this job, and now focking Shamu is on the next page?" Speaking of Shamu, that would have been hilarious if they did her up in black and white body paint. Even better: https://images.app.goo.gl/kVcMLbqwc1ZiZoA9A Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Observer 641 Posted May 15, 2019 SI included this woman for one reason- in hopes that thousands of overweight women would hear about it, and then post a link to their social media pages saying how wonderful Sports Illustrated is for realizing that beauty isn't limited to skinny women. It's all about going viral these days. Free advertising every time someone posts a link to their article. And great public relations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted May 15, 2019 Not a fan of fat, though I do believe we all should have enough extra weight to keep us alive for at least a couple of weeks during a crisis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 15, 2019 Fat people are gross and not to be celebrated. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted May 15, 2019 28 minutes ago, The Observer said: SI included this woman for one reason- in hopes that thousands of overweight women would hear about it, and then post a link to their social media pages saying how wonderful Sports Illustrated is for realizing that beauty isn't limited to skinny women. It's all about going viral these days. Free advertising every time someone posts a link to their article. And great public relations. If SI had any common sense or what some pusssies call compassion they would have a PSA about the dangers of obesity and how to fix it. All for the sake of advertising they are telling these fatfuckers it is okay not to change. What will next years theme be? The diabeetus illustrated cellulite issue? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted May 15, 2019 2 hours ago, bostonlager said: I love women, even the ugly as sh1t ones, but I do not trust any of them and have no desire to be married again or have a life long companion. I like having a list of numbers in my phone that I can call up when I'm feeling randy and can get my rocks off. After we fornicate/she blows me I want her to leave and maybe we will hook up again soon. The big issue with this post is Sports Illustrated and their "diversity" issue which includes this fat woman and a muslim kvnt in one of those towel head swimsuits. The swimsuit issue should be all about beauty and if we are all honest with ourselves that would be all white and asian women with a spanish fly thrown in here and there. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,237 Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Djgb13 said: Had a woman in our clinic one time (a little larger than this woman) call for help in the bathroom. She needed help wiping her ass cause she couldn’t reach it. Asked her what she did when she was at home alone. Her exact response “I hop in the shower and whatever it gets it gets” The correct answer in this scenario is 'Yeah, right. Good luck with that you fat POS'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted May 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Cruzer said: Give me a pretty faced chunk who loves to fock as much as she does eat.................................over the "so called" hot, anorexic princess who not only looks like she escaped from a NK concentration camp, but just wants you to hurry up and nut so she can get back on her phone. Amen brother! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted May 15, 2019 This thread makes me Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted May 15, 2019 Texted this to a buddy that doesn’t get laid much and he said he likes big girls because everywhere you grab feels like tittties Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,480 Posted May 15, 2019 She should change her name to Hunger McGravy. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted May 15, 2019 Can't wait to jerk off to the handi-capable swimsuit model next year!!!! Oh yeah, baby, who's the naughty girl missing 3 limbs and a nose? You work it girl! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted May 15, 2019 All fat shaming aside, at least this gal is a gal. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if there's a tranny waiting in the wings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,205 Posted May 16, 2019 I don't get why this is a big deal. Do you guys surf pron sites? If you do, then you know there are a bazillion fetishes out there. SI gets SJW points AND possibly attracts some new subscribers who like chunky women. Seems like a win-win. If you don't like fatties (which I don't BTW) just thumb thru it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted May 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, jerryskids said: I don't get why this is a big deal. Do you guys surf pron sites? If you do, then you know there are a bazillion fetishes out there. SI gets SJW points AND possibly attracts some new subscribers who like chunky women. Seems like a win-win. If you don't like fatties (which I don't BTW) just thumb thru it. Thumb isn’t gonna get the job done Jerry. Fist required. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted May 16, 2019 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo... I want to sink her with my pink torpedo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted May 16, 2019 Personally I think it's best if people aim for what suits their frame and other genetic factors. Just eat a balanced diet with reasonable portions, and make sure to be at least moderately active daily. There will be natural variance from chubby to thin with that. Ideals tend to be fickle. It's been PC for a little while to be inclusive of obese women in beauty focused stuff, so it's the only reason it's happening. Well, I suppose some market factors too. But, there were also times (and are still in some places) when people genuinely associated big with beautiful. If I was being peddled as some model during the Renaissance, guaranteed there would be a bloke out there irked by how rubbish it was. (Brit colloquialisms coming to mind, just rolling with it.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted May 16, 2019 the latest s.i. swimsuit issue is loaded with fatties. https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2019/05/spi190513_swcover_01_promo.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted May 16, 2019 While on some level it can be overlooked, in a strong majority of cases being big is not an initial draw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted May 16, 2019 25 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: While on some level it can be overlooked, in a strong majority of cases being big is not an initial draw. That's a classic bait and switch!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted May 16, 2019 35 minutes ago, DonS said: That's a classic bait and switch!!! Wouldn’t that be like you using Brad Pitt’s photo as your own on tinder? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted May 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Bier Meister said: While on some level it can be overlooked, in a strong majority of cases being big is not an initial draw. 5'4" 160 pretty faced blonde, big titties with a great smile and personality. Marriage material Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted May 16, 2019 'Growth Milestones' are the new Stretchmarks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted May 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Bier Meister said: Wouldn’t that be like you using Brad Pitt’s photo as your own on tinder? Shhhhhhhhhh..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted May 16, 2019 I imagine SI is going the way of VS. I mean, they both used to be special, but now, every horr in the country has an Instagram account with 180 different pictures of her dressed like a s***. And that doesn't even count real p***. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted May 16, 2019 Just got the issue the other day. Mostly good, some nice young ladies in there. I don't mind the curvy at all..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 16, 2019 8 hours ago, wiffleball said: I imagine SI is going the way of VS. I mean, they both used to be special, but now, every horr in the country has an Instagram account with 180 different pictures of her dressed like a s***. And that doesn't even count real p***. Not to mention the biggest factor: everyone and their dog has a cell phone, and pRon is free. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 16, 2019 22 hours ago, Filthy Fernadez said: Love yourself all you want and you do you......................just keep the focking sh!t covered up. As long as it isn't spandex. Fat chicks in stretch pants is just plain wrong. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted May 16, 2019 Meh..... I'd throw one in her if there was absolutely no work involved, otherwise I'd pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,117 Posted May 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: As long as it isn't spandex. Fat chicks in stretch pants is just plain wrong. It should be illegal for companies to make clothes like that, that size. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 16, 2019 11 hours ago, shorepatrol said: 5'4" 160 pretty faced blonde, big titties with a great smile and personality. Marriage material Are you marrying a dude? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said: It should be illegal for companies to make clothes like that, that size. Well, I think that the porkers take some liberties with what "size" they buy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites