What your first memory of alcohol/getting drunk?

[Fireballer 2,675]

Of course my Dad let me sip beers and wine as a kid,  but with my friends I remember drinking my first full beer at 14.  Somehow, we got our hands on some hot wine coolers and got buzzed for the first time while camping out in a friends back field. At 15 I got throwing up, passed out DRUNK for the first time. It was a combo of Coors Light, Peach Schnapps, and  bourbon. This was at a high school party. God that was an awful hangover.  Not long after, I learned the potent powers that Boones Farm Strawberry Hill had at droppin panties.

[Gladiators 2,031]

16 tailgating at a Packer game. Buddies had vodka in water bottles. Told me to drink as much as I could straight from the bottle and chased it with orange juice...had probably 3 shots worth. 5 minutes later it hit. Good times.

[Hawkeye21 2,454]

Had a really strong mixed drink after school when I was 14 and remember that was the first time feeling drunk.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Not sure of the exact situation, but I was in 5th grade at my house. My older brother (9th grade) would have his friends over for beer, cigars and cards. I got beers for keeping quiet and not telling my parents. 

[Djgb13 2,339]

Freshman year high school. That’s about all I can remember mainly cause we legit drank every weekend with a few exceptions here or there. So I can’t really pinpoint the first time. They all run together. It was off of bud light though I can tell you that lol

[BufordT 437]

Between freshman and sophomore year in high school. Went to a barrel party where everyone had to contribute a bottle of whatever and pour it into a large trash can, I contributed Wild Irish Rose.  1st time I threw up from drinking.

[Fireballer 2,675]

15 minutes ago, BufordT said:

I contributed Wild Irish Rose.  

[iam90sbaby 2,720]

Hilton Head at the Marriott.  I was 14/15.

[Cloaca du jour 2,156]

Stole a bottle of seagrams.....slept out in the treehouse with some buddies...

Puke covered and on the ground in the morning...

Terrible experience...pissed myself..

Stripped down to undies and jumped in pool...

Got out and spent the day in a coma..had to cut grass...puked the whole time..

Turned me into a non drinker really..I have 2 bottles of wine in my house...

 

[Reality 3,121]

11 years old, stayed at a friend of mine's house who had an older brother, he was a senior. Their parents were out of town and his brother had a massive party. I drank what probably amounted to 2 beers, don't remember much. I thought I was going to die the next day, never felt anything like it. Didn't drink in high school because of it.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,907]

It was much like my first time getting laid. It happened quickly, I don’t remember much but I wanted to do it again. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

14 or 15 years old. Stole some Old Styles from the basement coolers at my house during a large family party we had. So, no monitoring of how many beers were being consumed over the night. I included a couple friends and we shared about 8 beers between 3 of us. Dang, that was my first sip of beer behind some neighbor's garage down the street. It's rare, but occasionally, to this day I take a sip from a beer and get that first taste and memory back. It's freaking awesome.

[DonS 3,319]

It's all a bit hazy. 

To this day I can't remember which of your mom's was responsible.  I was a fresh faced 16 year old when one of your wh0re mom's got me liquored up and made me do unspeakable things to her.  I distinctly remember her cries of "PISS IN MY FACE!!!  TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN TOILET!!!"

 

[5-Points 3,735]

My Pops used to have me and my brother make him drinks when we were around 12 or 13. Jack & coke, 7&7, SoCo & coke....

We may or may not have spiked our own sodas at the same time.

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

2 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

It was much like my first time getting laid. It happened quickly, I don’t remember much but I wanted to do it again. 

So you also had a c0ck in your ass the first time you got drunk? 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,907]

9 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

So you also had a c0ck in your ass the first time you got drunk? 

1/10

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

1/10

I would like a second opinion.

[Utilit99 4,099]

2 hours ago, DonS said:

It's all a bit hazy. 

To this day I can't remember which of your mom's was responsible.  I was a fresh faced 16 year old when one of your wh0re mom's got me liquored up and made me do unspeakable things to her.  I distinctly remember her cries of "PISS IN MY FACE!!!  TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN TOILET!!!"

 

I think you forgot so much about it, that you forgot it was your own mom. The really sick part about it is she was sober and feeding you the drinks while you were crapping in her mouth. 

Oh and your younger sister? She's also your daughter, not only your girlfriend.

[DonS 3,319]

29 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

I think you forgot so much about it, that you forgot it was your own mom. The really sick part about it is she was sober and feeding you the drinks while you were crapping in her mouth. 

Oh and your younger sister? She's also your daughter, not only your girlfriend.

We're a really close knit family. Gotta keep the bloodline pure. 

[jerryskids 7,026]

8 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Stole a bottle of seagrams.....slept out in the treehouse with some buddies...

Puke covered and on the ground in the morning...

Terrible experience...pissed myself..

Stripped down to undies and jumped in pool...

Got out and spent the day in a coma..had to cut grass...puked the whole time..

Turned me into a non drinker really..I have 2 bottles of wine in my house...

 

I don't remember my first drink but... my first stupid-ass drunk was new years eve my junior year in HS.  My friend's parents went somewhere overnight, I slept at his house, and we emptied the liquor cabinet.  I projectile vomited for hours, went home at 12:30 PM, slept till 4PM, was up until 8PM throwing up more, then slept until 8AM.  My parents never said a word; they were probably too busy laughing behind my back. 

I quoted you because my friend had a similar experience to me and, to my knowledge, never really drank much after that night.  I unfortunately didn't learn quite as well. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 hour ago, DonS said:

We're a really close knit family. Gotta keep the bloodline pure. 

Agreed.

[Thornton Melon 647]

8th grade, 1977....the annual family/cousins Christmas Eve party. Me and one of my cousins each had 6 shots of brandy. My mother was pissed. My father laughed.

I didn't puke, and felt fine on Christmas Day. It was a weird buzz that I can't explain...almost hallucinatory. In all the times I've been drunk since, it's never been like that first time. Maybe it was the newness, I don't know.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

We were on family vacation in Maui. My brother and I went to a beach party. We had a 12 pack of bud light and a fifth of jack between us. I think I was 16. 

I quickly got plowed. Then I became the funny drunk guy and people were feeding me shots. 

I went to the ocean to piss. Next thing I know, I woke up lying in the surf with my cack hanging out. The party had been chased three resorts down the beach. I stagger over there and my brother, who left me in the surf, is all over some girl.

We head back to the hotel. I had the spins, and puked in my brother's suitcase. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,156]

12 hours ago, jerryskids said:

I don't remember my first drink but... my first stupid-ass drunk was new years eve my junior year in HS.  My friend's parents went somewhere overnight, I slept at his house, and we emptied the liquor cabinet.  I projectile vomited for hours, went home at 12:30 PM, slept till 4PM, was up until 8PM throwing up more, then slept until 8AM.  My parents never said a word; they were probably too busy laughing behind my back. 

I quoted you because my friend had a similar experience to me and, to my knowledge, never really drank much after that night.  I unfortunately didn't learn quite as well. 

[shotsup 835]

I don’t remember I

[edjr 6,839]

Whiskey. Uncle. Morning. Sore.

[nzoner 939]

First memory of alcohol was 1st grade and sipping some of mama nzoner's screwdriver when she wasn't looking.

First memory of getting drunk was 13 years old and our little league baseball team winning the city championship and a few of the guys had gotten their hands on a couple of bottles of Mad Dog 20/20.......I was sick for three days.

[posty 2,799]

Never...

[edjr 6,839]

1 minute ago, posty said:

Never...

With your disposition on the world, why would you ever want to cloud that? 

[posty 2,799]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

With your disposition on the world, why would you ever want to cloud that? 

Exactly...

[KayJay1971 239]

My 12th birthday I had two friends stay the night. One of the friends had an older brother and he was able to buy at a gas station out in the middle of nowhere. He took two beers for his trouble. So there was 10 beers left for the 4 of us (my brother was included). Kept the bees in my closet until my parents went to bed. We each had two and then split the other two. Didn't get drunk but was pretty buzzed. Firs time getting full on drunk was off of red wine. We were helping one of my buddies paint the inside of his house before they moved in. Previous owners left a bunch of stuff behind in the garage. We drank the red wine and within 30 minutes I was puking in the kitchen sink. 

[jerryskids 7,026]

34 minutes ago, posty said:

Never...

I literally thought posting about you posting how you've never drunk, guess I missed that window

[posty 2,799]

5 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I literally thought posting about you posting how you've never drunk, guess I missed that window

[TBayXXXVII 2,649]

When I was 14, my dad had won an election for our towns council.  He and his 2 running mates won.  In our HQ, there were many bottles of champagne.  Two friends and I got trashed on a few bottles.  Results were in at 8:30 (well, enough to know the final outcome).  My mom brought me home at 9:30 because I was too drunk to function.   I remember waking up at 2 am on top of the counter in the bathroom.  My dad got up at 5 am, because he had to be at work at 6 am.  He said he found me naked, face down, on the floor in the hallway.

When my mom brought me home, she put in bed fully clothed.  When I woke up at 2 am in the bathroom, I had no shirt or socks on.  Apparently as I moved... I removed clothing.

[Kanil 520]

Halloween when I was 13.  My brother (12yo) and my cousin (13yo) went walking around looking for trouble to get into.  Ended up flirting with some high school girls who lived in my cousins neighborhood.  They took us back to their house where we got into wine coolers.  Was also the time I saw my first boob in person (although that was it, nothing else happened).

[supermike80 2,058]

8th graduation party.   Started at a park, then headed to Zilly Frazier's house.  TONS of people there.  I remember drinking Stroh's all night.  I can't remember how many. 

I was up on Zilly's little sisters bed talking to what would be my first real girlfriend.  And I booted all over the floor.

Made my way 1/2 way down stairs and I was semi passed out when the cops raided the party.  They shined the flashlight in my face and said "looks like there some underage drinking going on here"

I remember going to the backyard to get my bike.  Guys were throwing their bikes over the fence, running from the cops.  I just casually got on mine, rode out the front, right past the cop cars.   Made it the mile or so home.  I got home and my parents were still up.  I told them what happened, apologized hugely and went to bed.  

My dad was surprisingly cool about it in the morning.  Deliberately talking loud and being annoying, which I completely deserved. 

[listen2me 23 1,944]

First can of beer or 2 was 11 or 12 sneaking a can or 2 of my dads up to my room and taking forever to finish them. Or a little older doing the ol take some liquor and refill with water trick (eventually was caught on that).

Getting drunk was summer of 14 soon to be 15 at my neighbor's who was 2 years older.   His parents were out of town.   We split 24 pack of miller lite with another kid and invited a couple girls over.  Probably had 7 or 8 over much of the night.  No puking but was scared to walk back over to my house in  case my parents were still up.  3rd guy who was more experienced drinker at that point had to coach me through mot getting caught.  Dont make small talk.  Dont do anything but go up to your room.  That sort of thing.  Nothing much came of it other than being a little hungover.  

The eventful stuff came there after when I now knew how fun drinking could be and got more ballsy with it.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,573]

 J&B Scotch watching The Price Is Right after playing hooky in fifth grade 

[MikeMatt 305]

On 3/2/2020 at 11:50 AM, shotsup said:

I don’t remember I

I don’t either.