I may get to testify before a congressional subcommittee in a couple weeks

[cmh6476 752]

Guess the topic

[McBokonon 1]

It’s gotta be meth-related, but also animal husbandry. This committee is really specific.

[Mike Honcho 4,034]

Toof-decay

[wiffleball 4,640]

Juicing in baseball. 

[wiffleball 4,640]

Before you begin testifying to Congress. Check the back of the room. 

 

See if someone flew your Brother in. 

[fandandy 3,311]

If it's televised try to sneak in a Geek Club sign.

[cmh6476 752]

2 minutes ago, fandandy said:

If it's televised try to sneak in a Geek Club sign.

I think they're all pretty much on cspan.  If it comes to fruition, which in thinking it will, I'll give you all a heads up

[DonS 3,067]

Look directly at the camera and give the OK sign.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Incels and the Internet forums where they gather 

[Voltaire 4,559]

1 hour ago, cmh6476 said:

Guess the topic

Rape survival methods in federal prison

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Pizza Gate?

[Thornton Melon 544]

Reparations for Royals fans?

[Utilit99 4,099]

Pelosi and Biden want to tear down the WW1 museum and monument in KC and replace them with a big black fist?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

8 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Toof-decay

Winner.

[Cdub100 3,380]

Feeding America's hungry.

[Mookz 1,287]

Tips for making subs more delicious?  

[drobeski 3,061]

Racism 

[FlyinHeadlock 459]

UFO's subject matter expert on anal probes?

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,517]

Proper Servicing in a Truck Stop Bathroom?

[KayJay1971 238]

Is it regarding PETA and how you like to keester small animals? 

[cyclone24 1,814]

Try to weave the Door....knock...punch....face....wife....kids, story in as an analogy nobody will understand. Or refire the amy Mickelson/Jordan story 

[BiPolarBear 476]

How to stop anal leakage with a hub cap. 

[cmh6476 752]

Cdub was closest.  It's a FEMA hearing to discuss their response to coronavirus, what's worked well and what could be improved.  I guess.

 

Who wants to do a geek meat July 28 in dc?

[posty 2,296]

Geek meat?  Chad you swing that way now?

[cmh6476 752]

You know I do when it comes to geeks posty.  And I know you're in the area 

[posty 2,296]

Just now, cmh6476 said:

You know I do when it comes to geeks posty. 

[jerryskids 5,206]

Margarita fountains?

[mmmmm...beer 691]

I've done that... on a topic I was standing in for my 3x boss for and I had NO business at the table in that hearing.  Also... they were grandstanding @ssholes with damned near every question.

Good luck...

[cmh6476 752]

3 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said:

I've done that... on a topic I was standing in for my 3x boss for and I had NO business at the table in that hearing.  Also... they were grandstanding @ssholes with damned near every question.

Good luck...

It's an election year too.  I was invited by the ranking member for the house committee (so Republicans) and it'll be interesting to see as I learn more info if the hearing is going to be real political, or if they are just looking for genuine feedback for FEMA to know what's working well and where they maybe could do better.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

You are going to testify on can size of Geek Club wives and girlfriends?

[kutulu 1,545]

It's right outside your door

[cmh6476 752]

I'm all set; written testimony submitted and event is on the committee's website:

https://transportation.house.gov/committee-activity/hearings/experiences-of-vulnerable-populations-during-disaster

9 am Central Tuesday if anyone cares.  They changed their mind and I'm not doing it in person, but will be a virtual testimony.  I get 5 minutes to speak then they get to grill me.  Wish me luck.

 

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

Good luck!

 

Don't piss off the Democrats, they'll dox you.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

5 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

I'm all set; written testimony submitted and event is on the committee's website:

https://transportation.house.gov/committee-activity/hearings/experiences-of-vulnerable-populations-during-disaster

9 am Central Tuesday if anyone cares.  They changed their mind and I'm not doing it in person, but will be a virtual testimony.  I get 5 minutes to speak then they get to grill me.  Wish me luck.

 

Break a tooth!!!

[FlyinHeadlock 459]

What does it matter. Say that and you're good to go.

[KayJay1971 238]

Blow a kiss at the camera at some point. 

[posty 2,296]

Tell AOC she is a "f*#@ing b$%*h"...

[cmh6476 752]

Who's watching?

[fandandy 3,311]

At one point during the testimony stand up to adjust something and act like you forgot you're not wearing pants.  

[edjr 5,564]

you will never be like me, you are a failure

~stick