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Uh, hello, Scotty Miller. Is this thing on? Bueller?

And a giant FU to Jeff Mans for saying if he was healthy he's a must start last night. That guy claims he wins hundreds of thousands of dollars on DK but it feels like he's wrong 80% of the time from what I can tell. Must be a degenerate gambler, ie, I've won $300K but I spent $500K to get it.

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11 minutes ago, Jarvis Basnight said:

potential FU to the Jets who will postpone this game and Murray will give me a 0

The Jets are branching out from just making their own QBs suck.  

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FU Jets for getting the Cards game cancelled (after Bears game). Now instead of getting 3 points from Drake i'm gonna have to pick someone up and get 2 points.

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2 hours ago, rotisserieking said:

And a giant FU to Jeff Mans for saying if he was healthy he's a must start last night. That guy claims he wins hundreds of thousands of dollars on DK but it feels like he's wrong 80% of the time from what I can tell. Must be a degenerate gambler, ie, I've won $300K but I spent $500K to get it.

Come on man.  If the guy giving the world fantasy advice on “who to start” is also gambling on DK, why would you expect him to be honest? He’d want everyone else playing crappy players!  I wonder how much he won last night by NOT using Miller...

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Miller killed me.. i benched Gallup for him.. cause ##### Gallup too

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14 minutes ago, [echo] said:

Miller killed me.. i benched Gallup for him.. cause ##### Gallup too

I feel your pain!

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1 hour ago, [echo] said:

Miller killed me.. i benched Gallup for him.. cause ##### Gallup too

I benched TY Hilton because I needed a home run against the #1 team. Hilton has been awful (maybe it's Rivers) but thought Miller could pull an old Edelman move and grab like 6-80-2. Oh well.

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2 hours ago, JagFan said:

Come on man.  If the guy giving the world fantasy advice on “who to start” is also gambling on DK, why would you expect him to be honest? He’d want everyone else playing crappy players!  I wonder how much he won last night by NOT using Miller...

I don't disagree and I can't stand to listen to him anymore - such a douche. I just happened to be in the car and wanted 10 minutes of XM87. Picked the wrong time

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56 minutes ago, ZeroTolerance said:

The refs who blew the Ronald Jones play dead. Could've used the 6.5 pts.

Yeah, I’ll second this. Also an fu to the rule where they blew the call so he can’t roll a half yard into the end zone. I understand the rule, but  a clear and obvious td clause, similar to a challenged fumble recovery, would have been nice there.

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I'm already saying "it" to Ridley and Henry. How can Henry dominate like he did last season and now again look like the boring, straight ahead runner he's always been? And Ridley, he's nothing now, especially since Ryan looks afraid.

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4 minutes ago, ric0 said:

Weekly Fock out to Drake.  What a waste.

You beat me to it!

FU to Kenyan Drake, the biggest bust of the year!

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34 minutes ago, polecatt said:

You beat me to it!

FU to Kenyan Drake, the biggest bust of the year!

Add my weekly Fock to DJ Moore as a close second.

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10 minutes ago, ric0 said:

Add my weekly Fock to DJ Moore as a close second.

Nice reverse jinx.   I will try it and say FU to Burrow

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I had a league where I coulda kept Mostert on my IR list for another week, but this last-minute uncertainty about the Titans game (and my Derrick Henry) forced me to activate Mostert this week and drop a guy I had picked up as a lottery ticket for my IR guys last week--yep, you guessed it, Chase Claypool.

FU COVID!

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A big FU to myself. Had pats for DST, grabbed KC

And a FU to yahoos stat tracker, who hasn't credited me with the 46 yard field goal Tucker kicked early in the game.

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44 minutes ago, ric0 said:

Add my weekly Fock to DJ Moore as a close second.

Haha!

Don't have him, but I did pick up Robby Anderson, but he's not been on this list 😉

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1 hour ago, polecatt said:

You beat me to it!

FU to Kenyan Drake, the biggest bust of the year!

OMG. The fantasy gods finally answer.

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FU Hurst you POS.  Currently Goedert in my IR slot has better stats then you.  1 catch for -1 yds???  Fock, I could manage that. :mad:

I'll add a FU to KC defense as well. 

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26 minutes ago, DonS said:

FU Hurst you POS.  Currently Goedert in my IR slot has better stats then you.  1 catch for -1 yds???  Fock, I could manage that. :mad:

I'll add a FU to KC defense as well. 

I'm withya, Hurst sucks, overrated.

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37 minutes ago, ric0 said:

OMG. The fantasy gods finally answer.

🙏🙏

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FU to Tennessee for having another positive chinese flu test. 

I had to fill in Lev Bell for Singletary in my lineup and what a disaster. 

Additional FU to the Jets for throwing it to Bell more than once. 

What a disaster the Titans and Jets are...

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2 hours ago, TimHauck said:

Nice reverse jinx.   I will try it and say FU to Burrow

Well that didn’t work

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Colts are the only team in the league that doesn't know to have their pass rush force Baker Mayfield to his left.  They'll be in for a long day.

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Chiefs

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FU Cooper (or perhaps the Cowboys play caller) - great floor with all those targets.....

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1 hour ago, ric0 said:

OMG. The fantasy gods finally answer.

Congrats 

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FU Lamar 'Jamarcus Russel' Jackson.  

FU James Robinson.  Not your fault.  But FU for not slapping your idiot coaches for your usage

FU Michael Thomas.  Now you're getting beat up by your own teammates because you're such a puzzy?  Good.  Hope you got tea bagged too

FU to the entire KC defense.  Solid outing today boys.  

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8 minutes ago, jeffkomlo said:

F.U Garoppolo - you suck

He always manages to suck when my starting qb is on bye too.   I start him once a year when Rodgers is out in my dynasty league and he does this every time.

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A big FU to !@#$% Phillip Rivers!!! When he was with the Chargers, he did not take advantage of having Melvin Gordon. Now in Indianapolis, he hardly sees or goes to Johnathan Taylor!!! Nice pick-6 Rivers!!!

 

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