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Gladiators 1,911 Posted April 14, 2018 Cleaning up splattered brain after a suicide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,400 Posted April 14, 2018 12th Mans fat roll swabber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 14, 2018 Changing old peoples diapers in a nursing home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted April 14, 2018 Assistant crack wh0re. Old school Weekend Update reference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted April 14, 2018 Cleaning up adult bookstore masturbating booths. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted April 14, 2018 Anything to do with porta potties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,578 Posted April 14, 2018 Collecting urine samples from animals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted April 14, 2018 Collecting urine samples from animals. I see your urine samples and raise you milking bull jizz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,560 Posted April 14, 2018 Cleaning up splattered brain after a suicide.Well, I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfocker, motherfocker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T.! I'm the The Guns of the Navarone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,701 Posted April 14, 2018 I used to test urine samples. Believe it or not, you get so used to the urine scent, it's no longer unpleasant. I've received bright green, bright red, dark brown almost black urine. After a while it's all just samples and nothing really shocks you. Mother's clean up after children for years. After a while, you become desensitized to poo and vomit. I work with blood and tissues...it's like looking at a chicken leg, you've seen it so much, it's not gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted April 15, 2018 I used to test urine samples. Believe it or not, you get so used to the urine scent, it's no longer unpleasant. I've received bright green, bright red, dark brown almost black urine. After a while it's all just samples and nothing really shocks you. Mother's clean up after children for years. After a while, you become desensitized to poo and vomit. I work with blood and tissues...it's like looking at a chicken leg, you've seen it so much, it's not gross. I work in the same field. Ever so often I have to purify a bone marker from 45 liters of children urine so... I get yea it’s just a process I don’t particularly enjoy but you get use to it. I also purify a factor from liters of reconstituted freeze dried cobra venom. Quite frankly I prefer working with the safer urine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,891 Posted April 15, 2018 Shonuffs upholstery cleaner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 15, 2018 Driving someone to Fishtown 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,891 Posted April 15, 2018 Driving someone to Fishtown It wasn't that bad. Big tip that night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted April 15, 2018 Clinton detractor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 15, 2018 It wasn't that bad. Big tip that night.Just the the Tip. That's what they all say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,891 Posted April 15, 2018 Just the the Tip. That's what they all say. Not your mom. She wants all four inches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,662 Posted April 15, 2018 When they raided trumps lawyer's office, they apparently formed , and I am not making this up , what's called a "taint team". Can you imagine being on the team that's responsible for Donald Trump's taint? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 15, 2018 Not your mom. She wants all four inches. You will have to fight off Filthy Fernandez. He has dibs and promised to wear a condom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 532 Posted April 16, 2018 Last guy in line running a train on a festering, infected wh0re. (your mom) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,163 Posted April 16, 2018 Making sausage. Oh, I get it. Wurst job. That's funny. I'm funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 931 Posted April 16, 2018 Fluffer Speak for yourself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted April 16, 2018 Worst blow job contest judge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted April 16, 2018 Oh, I get it. Wurst job. That's funny. I'm funny. If you have to explain it.... heh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 709 Posted April 16, 2018 I see your urine samples and raise you milking bull jizz "Gloveman" the guy that directs the bull where he needs to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted April 16, 2018 I would have to think podiatrist is up there. At least they make good money Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,400 Posted April 16, 2018 Worst blow job contest judge. What the fock are you talking about? Thats the second best job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 16, 2018 Oh, I get it. Wurst job. That's funny. I'm funny. We got it. It just wasn't funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 16, 2018 I would have to think podiatrist is up there. At least they make good money Gynecologist might sound like a good job until 400 pound Kwasanna smears her way to the table. I made myself nauseous thinking that up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,911 Posted April 16, 2018 My buddy has some stories working in the ER. Some chick was complaining of vag pain...turns out sheleft a tampon in for like 5 days. He said it was in the top 3 for worst smells of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,948 Posted April 17, 2018 Slaughterening pigs for their collective intestines to make sausages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,948 Posted April 17, 2018 Cleaning up splattered brain after a suicide. Have scene three. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,948 Posted April 17, 2018 My buddy has some stories working in the ER. Some chick was complaining of vag pain...turns out sheleft a tampon in for like 5 days. He said it was in the top 3 for worst smells of all time. My friends older brother was an ER doctor at Charity Hospital back in the 80,s here in N.O. When we were the murder capital of the world. He could take the blood and guts. But he couldn't take the fat excessive obese women. He'd puke at a Popeyes chicken leg under a 500 lbs black womans breast (I wondered were that went) Give him intestinal inards all day long. Bile and all from gunshot wounds and stabbing. He was good. Bad hygenine......nope! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted April 17, 2018 I had a fairly disgusting job back in my teens picking up the lot at a drive-in movie theater,thankfully I had one of those trash pickers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites