BunnysBastatrds 1,947 Posted November 15, 2018 My bawls and my little time hear you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted November 15, 2018 Im five months behind you Brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,662 Posted November 15, 2018 I turn Jeff Saturday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,947 Posted November 15, 2018 Lost my serious virginity to a girl born on the same day. Same b-day. Same year. Annette. Ugly skinny white chick who loved Loverboy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 15, 2018 I thought you lost your virginity to your aunt or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,947 Posted November 15, 2018 I thought you lost your virginity to your aunt or something. Molested doesn't count. But who's keeping score. Getting blowed in front of the tiger exhibit counts as one. The first one. But putting a rubber on is your first kiss. No? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,947 Posted November 15, 2018 And serious virginity means something in my world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,947 Posted November 15, 2018 Imagine being jerked off by a woman who looks exactly like Ann Coulter when you were a pre/teen. Numerous times. Your aunt. At the zoo. Mall. Wherever she could. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 15, 2018 2 weeks ago for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 675 Posted November 15, 2018 2 weeks ago for me Congrats!!! Who was she? Were you at the zoo? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted November 15, 2018 Everybody's jerkin for the Weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,080 Posted November 15, 2018 Get aaahffff maaw lawn you young whippersnappers!!! Â 52 on nov 4th Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 675 Posted November 15, 2018 Get aaahffff maaw lawn you young whippersnappers!!! Â 52 on nov 4th Child. 54 two days ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 15, 2018 Turned 50 in July. Hello, Colonoscopy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,080 Posted November 15, 2018 Child. 54 two days ago. Happy Birthday!! You sir have been a pleasure to have on this board!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 15, 2018 I hit that mark in April. Congrats                                  on the zoo handies. Oh and turning 50 too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,578 Posted November 15, 2018 My condolences. Â I thought 30 sucked, I thought 40 sucked.... 50 is three years off and I'm sure that one sucks too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,528 Posted November 15, 2018 Happy birthday. What are you going to do to celebrate? Â Â Â My 50 is in May. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,311 Posted November 15, 2018 Start getting AARP stuff yet? Â Those are fun to start getting once you turn 50... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 709 Posted November 15, 2018 51 in a couple weeks. After certain point they just mark another year closer to retirement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 931 Posted November 15, 2018 Have a drink to celebrate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,103 Posted November 15, 2018 Are you going to go to the Carrousel peacefully, or will you run and make the sandmen come after you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted November 15, 2018 Have a bottle and a 12 pack to celebrate 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted November 15, 2018 Vegas is cringing, if you make it to Saturday - they're going to lose their asses. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 931 Posted November 15, 2018 Vegas is cringing, if you make it to Saturday - they're going to lose their asses. Â A $100 parlay of him and shotsup making this far would've had you retiring early 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted November 15, 2018 Damn... buncha olds in this thread. (I turn 40 next June) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 931 Posted November 15, 2018 Damn... buncha olds in this thread. (I turn 40 next June) Â Next November for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 15, 2018 Nappy bday young man. Â Â Â Â Beat you by 9 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,890 Posted November 15, 2018 My bawls and my little time hear you. Your liver turns 85 then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,528 Posted November 15, 2018 What we really need to do is get BB, Shots, and Wiff together for a night with a go pro. This is where the prop bets get fun. Â Â I will supervise to ensure no one ends up in jail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted November 15, 2018 Turned 58 in June, what do I win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 931 Posted November 15, 2018 Turned 58 in June, what do I win? Â Diarrhea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blind Squirrels 1 Posted November 15, 2018 67 at the end of the month Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,102 Posted November 15, 2018 Im five months behind you Brother. Same here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,662 Posted November 15, 2018 Imagine being jerked off by a woman who looks exactly like Ann Coulter when you were a pre/teen. Numerous times. Your aunt. At the zoo. Mall. Wherever she could. Thanks. That's going to work for me for at least the next 10 to 14 days. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted November 16, 2018 Wow... U are all old Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 16, 2018 The real question is, will he make it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,740 Posted November 16, 2018 3 years shy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 347 Posted November 16, 2018 Imagine being jerked off by a woman who looks exactly like Ann Coulter when you were a pre/teen. Numerous times. Your aunt. At the zoo. Mall. Wherever she could. Did her perversion ever come out? I wonder how many other kids she messed with. Any woman wanting to do that with a kid (let alone incestually) is as effed up as if the genders were reversed here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites