What things make you definitely an a$$hole?

[Mungwater 588]

For me, it’s pretty simple:

1- talk on your cell on speaker in public

2- recline your airplane seat

3- don’t put your shopping cart in the corral

all three of these just show you don’t don’t give a ##### about anyone else.  
 

anyone else have any things that just tells you the person is an ass?

[5-Points 2,760]

Driving the speed limit in the left lane.

Not turning right on a red light where it's permitted.

Walking as slow as possible when crossing the street.

Getting in the 15 items or less line with 25 focking items 

 

[nospk 230]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

Driving the speed limit in the left lane.

Not turning right on a red light where it's permitted.

Walking as slow as possible when crossing the street.

Getting in the 15 items or less line with 25 focking items 

 

All the above and a similar one...ahole walking from inside a store to their car parallel to the damn driving lane strolling along blocking the road while I am letting them cross 

[Utilit99 4,099]

9 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Driving the speed limit in the left lane.

Not turning right on a red light where it's permitted.

Walking as slow as possible when crossing the street.

Getting in the 15 items or less line with 25 focking items 

 

I would add to the store theme.

Standing behind someone in line in the grocery store and when they start getting their items checked out they realize they forgot something and run to go look for it. 

[Thornton Melon 548]

Reporting someone on a message board

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Someone missed a turn so they are going to block all traffic from moving in that lane until they can escape near death to cut across all lanes.

Driving slow but being offended if anyone dares to pass them

Telling your small town in Texas that you are the mayor of that its not your responsibility to help them when the winter is far more severe than the town is used to.

[5-Points 2,760]

7 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

Someone missed a turn so they are going to block all traffic from moving in that lane until they can escape near death to cut across all lanes.

I was just coming in to add this one. 

Go down to the next intersection and flip a b!tch ya focking doosh!

Nope, that would be too inconvenient. So let me inconvenience everybody in the lane behind me while I wait for traffic to clear. If murder was legal....

[5-Points 2,760]

12 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

Reporting someone on a message board

This makes you a poosay and an asshoIe. 

[MTSkiBum 1,602]

Littering

 

[fandandy 3,311]

Tailgating.  I wish there was a button you could push that would release an oil slick like in Spy Hunter.

Talking on your cell phone at checkout. 

Handing a clerk wrinkled up money or throwing it on the counter.  

[dain11279 931]

10 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

Littering

 

This this this

[KSB2424 3,086]

Backing into a parking lot space with cars behind you.  

[Hawkeye21 1,881]

Not being self aware. 

[KSB2424 3,086]

1 hour ago, Mungwater said:

For me, it’s pretty simple:

1- talk on your cell on speaker in public

 

The worst

[Hardcore troubadour 12,875]

12 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Not being self aware. 

That’s a very deep observation. You’re very insightful. Some people think sarcasm is a sign of being an a-hole. I don’t. 

[MTSkiBum 1,602]

Not picking up your dogs poop. Especially bad if it is in my yard

[Mike Isles 583]

1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

I would add to the store theme.

Standing behind someone in line in the grocery store and when they start getting their items checked out they realize they forgot something and run to go look for it. 

Sticking with grocery store. Waiting until everything is scanned and bagged (by attendant). THEN open wallet/purse to get card or cash. Cash ? Wait let me see if I have the exact cents too !!!!!

[BeenHereBefore 1,353]

Sitting in your car on the street with your bright headlights on for a hour.

[BeenHereBefore 1,353]

18 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

Sticking with grocery store. Waiting until everything is scanned and bagged (by attendant). THEN open wallet/purse to get card or cash. Cash ? Wait let me see if I have the exact cents too !!!!!

Yea that and paying for it with a check.

[Big Guy 1,400]

2 hours ago, Mungwater said:

For me, it’s pretty simple:

1- talk on your cell on speaker in public

2- recline your airplane seat

3- don’t put your shopping cart in the corral

all three of these just show you don’t don’t give a ##### about anyone else.  
 

anyone else have any things that just tells you the person is an ass?

thinking logically 

[Mike Isles 583]

2 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Yea that and paying for it with a check.

True dat

[Cdub100 3,434]

2 hours ago, Mungwater said:

3- don’t put your shopping cart in the corral

 

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[Mookz 1,288]

9 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

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I always return my cart but I'll admit I'm virtue signaling. 

[Fnord 1,158]

Posting here.

[avoiding injuries 1,232]

Someone being comfortable with their whiteness. 

[t.j. booker 206]

Laughing at and/or taking pictures of big bones people who are just trying to enjoy a good meal.  

[kozmiq 70]

Pretending that you are smart and knowledgeable about politics by repeating what you hear on Television news.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

3 hours ago, Mungwater said:

For me, it’s pretty simple:

1- talk on your cell on speaker in public

Talking on the phone at all when other people are around. This is a pet peeve of mine with young people.

Was in a car with 5 people. Some chick calls her mom. Not answering a call, places one. Sits there yammering for 20 minutes while everyone else sits in silence. Even shushed someone when they talked to someone in the car.

[Hawkeye21 1,881]

Taking advantage of small town businesses makes you an a$$hole. 

[Drizzay 648]

Leaving your cart on one side of the isle, while you scan for an item on the other side....effectively blocking the entire isle.

[Cruzer 1,993]

Double parking.

Leaving your dog chained up or leaving them outside in the cold.

Smoking in your vehicle with kids inside.

Being such an obsessed loser you turn every thread political. 

[KSB2424 3,086]

1 minute ago, Cruzer said:

Being such an obsessed loser you turn every thread political. 

That made me laugh, but when I saw Cruzer posted I expected at least 1 golf example. 

[Cruzer 1,993]

Just now, KSB2424 said:

That made me laugh, but when I saw Cruzer posted I expected at least 1 golf example. 

Slow play.

 

[shorepatrol 1,740]

5 hours ago, 5-Points said:

 

Not turning right on a red light where it's permitted.

 

 

 

This should be a death sentence. 

[shorepatrol 1,740]

4 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Not being self aware. 

You don't know what that means 

[KSB2424 3,086]

3 minutes ago, Cruzer said:

Slow play.

 

A fivesome on the weekend. 

[wiffleball 4,661]

7 hours ago, Mungwater said:

For me, it’s pretty simple:

1- talk on your cell on speaker in public

2- recline your airplane seat

3- don’t put your shopping cart in the corral

all three of these just show you don’t don’t give a ##### about anyone else.  
 

anyone else have any things that just tells you the person is an ass?

Great start. 

 

I would add:

1. Wearing a tank top if you're a man over the age of 12.

 

2. Being the loudest person in the room.

3. Wearing those cheap white plastic sunglasses.

 

4. Wearing sunglasses on the brim of your baseball cap.

 

5. Arguing with minimum wage clerks over the mask rule..

 

6. Anyone who walks up to a counter at a restaurant and the first words out of their mouth are " I need..."

 

7. Smokers

[Utilit99 4,099]

People with TDS

[wiffleball 4,661]

Flying to Cancun when the state you represent is getting battered by the cold snow and ice.

 

Not that anybody needed more proof that Cruz is an a-hole.

[KSB2424 3,086]

2 hours ago, Cruzer said:

Being such an obsessed loser you turn every thread political. 

@wiffleball see your post above.  Now go look in the mirror and see a hairy balloon knot.