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Hawaiian shirts. 

- Appropriate for all occasions

- Make people smile

- Comfortable and cool

- Hides fat bellies well

- Easily identifies who you want to drink with at the BBQ

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25 minutes ago, Ultra Max Power said:

Hawaiian shirts. 

- Appropriate for all occasions

- Make people smile

- Comfortable and cool

- Hides fat bellies well

- Easily identifies who you want to drink with at the BBQ

 

 

So you saying you should wear one to funerals?

 

 

 

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43 minutes ago, Ultra Max Power said:

Hawaiian shirts. 

- Appropriate for all occasions

- Make people smile

- Comfortable and cool

- Hides fat bellies well

- Easily identifies who you want to drink with at the BBQ

Reminds me of this movie where the fat old Italian mafia guys wore them.

 

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55 minutes ago, Ultra Max Power said:

Hawaiian shirts. 

- Appropriate for all occasions

- Make people smile

- Comfortable and cool

- Hides fat bellies well

- Easily identifies who you want to drink with at the BBQ

Agreed! Also Zumbas and Crocs worn as an ensemble. Comfort and style! :bandana: 

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1 hour ago, t.j. booker said:

Agreed! Also Zumbas and Crocs worn as an ensemble. Comfort and style! :bandana: 

Cant stand crocs, but i do have a number of pairs of Zubaz that are comfortable as hell. But i only wear 'em around the house.

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About 10 years ago I graduated from tighty whitey's to boxer briefs, the kind that have extra room for your junk, life changing I tell ya.

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2 hours ago, Ultra Max Power said:

Hawaiian shirts. 

- Appropriate for all occasions

- Make people smile

- Comfortable and cool

- Hides fat bellies well

- Easily identifies who you want to drink with at the BBQ

I'll go with the codpiece for all the same reasons. 

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Ties. Because you never know where the handcuff key is.

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2 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Ties. Because you never know where the handcuff key is.

:wub:  There she is.......

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6 minutes ago, Horseman said:

:wub:  There she is.......

It’s the only correct answer. :dunno:

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3 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

I wear a lot of fishing clothing.  Light weight, UV protection, wicks sweat, keeps me cool and comfortable.

I find that waders are not all-occassion wear, nor are hats with flys in them, but otherwise I am with you on this.

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4 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

I wear a lot of fishing clothing.  Light weight, UV protection, wicks sweat, keeps me cool and comfortable.

I have 5 Hook & Tackle Outfitters Authentic Fishing Gear short sleeve shirts, all different colors.  When people ask me where I go fishing, I say I don't fish.

They're just so comfortable and a full size Velcro closure pocket on each side and 4 other smaller Velcro closure pockets.  My constant go to shirts.

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1 minute ago, KSB2424 said:

Not to digress from the thread but the greatest thing that came from named Hawaiian are these bad boys:

https://kingshawaiian.com/products

Simply Phenomenal.  I've stopped buying any sort of bun or sliced bread.  

I like these too. It’s been a long time since my wife has bought them. Ham and cheese is my go to.

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1 minute ago, wiffleball said:

I find wimmens hate guys in cargo shorts. 

 

I think they're great.

Agreed.  I can carry my wallet, phone, keys, chapstick, mace and an extra pair of underwear.  #NeverTrustaFart

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15 minutes ago, Gladiators said:

I like these too. It’s been a long time since my wife has bought them. Ham and cheese is my go to.

Not to go all @Bier Meister but sauté butter, diced onions with mustard and poppyseed until soft.  Add to bottom half of Hawaiian roll. Add layer of Swiss cheese, then ham (second layer of Swiss optional on top).  Hawaiian roll on top and bake at 350 degrees until cheese is melted and bun toasted.  About 15 minutes.  It’s amazing. Thank me later. 

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a well-tailored suit is the most comfortable thing you can wear,  buying a cheap suit off the rack at Penney's will make you think suits suck.  but a REAL suit is so comfortable that you will feel like you are naked.  you cant go back to anything else after that and be happy.

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50 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I find wimmens hate guys in cargo shorts. 

 

I think they're great.

Just try not to stare, I guess. :unsure:

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1 hour ago, KSB2424 said:

Not to digress from the thread but the greatest thing that came from named Hawaiian are these bad boys:

https://kingshawaiian.com/products

Simply Phenomenal.  I've stopped buying any sort of other bun or sliced bread.  

 

1 hour ago, Gladiators said:

I like these too. It’s been a long time since my wife has bought them. Ham and cheese is my go to.

 

1 hour ago, KSB2424 said:

Not to go all @Bier Meister but sauté butter, diced onions with mustard and poppyseed until soft.  Add to bottom half of Hawaiian roll. Add layer of Swiss cheese, then ham (second layer of Swiss optional on top).  Hawaiian roll on top and bake at 350 degrees until cheese is melted and bun toasted.  About 15 minutes.  It’s amazing. Thank me later. 

We keep them around for pulled pork, brisket , etc

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13 hours ago, Ultra Max Power said:

Hawaiian shirts. 

Jesus dude, this isn't a 1980's comedy, it's 2023. Nobody should be caught dead in a Hawaiian shirt. 

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18 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Jesus dude, this isn't a 1980's comedy, it's 2023. Nobody should be caught dead in a Hawaiian shirt. 

Maybe if you treated life like a 1980's comedy you'd find inner peace.

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2 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

Socks

I love a good pair of socks.  I started spending more on quality socks instead of the bulk packs.  I'm a big fan of merino wool socks.  Lately I've been buying all my socks from Fox River, made right here in Iowa.  https://foxsox.com/

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Tie between ascot and monocle. Let’s everyone know you’re a man of wealth and sophistication. 

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4 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

I love a good pair of socks.  I started spending more on quality socks instead of the bulk packs.  I'm a big fan of merino wool socks.  Lately I've been buying all my socks from Fox River, made right here in Iowa.  https://foxsox.com/

+1 on the merino wool socks.  Smartwool is the goto brand I buy through Sierra.  Prices used to be even better when they were still Sierra Trading Post.

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21 hours ago, wiffleball said:

I find wimmens hate guys in cargo shorts. 

 

I think they're great.

They aren't quite jorts but... cargo shorts was a battle I decided to not fight long ago, since my wife hates them and she is the one who sucks my cack.  Funny thing is, now that I have a laryngectomy I need to carry around shiot in my pockets to maintain it and/or speak, maybe I should re-introduce them.  🤔

 

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19 minutes ago, TommyGavin said:

Nothing says “I’ve given up” like sweat pants

Yeah a lot of people say that, that’s why they’re underrated

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