Ultra Max Power 214 Posted February 23, 2023 Hawaiian shirts. - Appropriate for all occasions - Make people smile - Comfortable and cool - Hides fat bellies well - Easily identifies who you want to drink with at the BBQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,964 Posted February 23, 2023 I don't own one. Maybe in 10 years. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 2,382 Posted February 23, 2023 I wear a lot of fishing clothing. Light weight, UV protection, wicks sweat, keeps me cool and comfortable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,399 Posted February 23, 2023 25 minutes ago, Ultra Max Power said: Hawaiian shirts. - Appropriate for all occasions - Make people smile - Comfortable and cool - Hides fat bellies well - Easily identifies who you want to drink with at the BBQ So you saying you should wear one to funerals? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Max Power 214 Posted February 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, 5-Points said: So you saying you should wear one to funerals? It would be a lot cooler if you did 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,471 Posted February 23, 2023 43 minutes ago, Ultra Max Power said: Hawaiian shirts. - Appropriate for all occasions - Make people smile - Comfortable and cool - Hides fat bellies well - Easily identifies who you want to drink with at the BBQ Reminds me of this movie where the fat old Italian mafia guys wore them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j. booker 217 Posted February 23, 2023 55 minutes ago, Ultra Max Power said: Hawaiian shirts. - Appropriate for all occasions - Make people smile - Comfortable and cool - Hides fat bellies well - Easily identifies who you want to drink with at the BBQ Agreed! Also Zumbas and Crocs worn as an ensemble. Comfort and style! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 815 Posted February 24, 2023 1 hour ago, t.j. booker said: Agreed! Also Zumbas and Crocs worn as an ensemble. Comfort and style! Cant stand crocs, but i do have a number of pairs of Zubaz that are comfortable as hell. But i only wear 'em around the house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 428 Posted February 24, 2023 About 10 years ago I graduated from tighty whitey's to boxer briefs, the kind that have extra room for your junk, life changing I tell ya. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,399 Posted February 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Ultra Max Power said: Hawaiian shirts. - Appropriate for all occasions - Make people smile - Comfortable and cool - Hides fat bellies well - Easily identifies who you want to drink with at the BBQ I'll go with the codpiece for all the same reasons. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted February 24, 2023 Ties. Because you never know where the handcuff key is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,377 Posted February 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Ties. Because you never know where the handcuff key is. There she is....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted February 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, Horseman said: There she is....... It’s the only correct answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 2,161 Posted February 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said: I wear a lot of fishing clothing. Light weight, UV protection, wicks sweat, keeps me cool and comfortable. I find that waders are not all-occassion wear, nor are hats with flys in them, but otherwise I am with you on this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 608 Posted February 24, 2023 Jockstrap...I love the feel of my boys tightly packed as I work out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted February 24, 2023 If this was a draft, the Ole Dirty Sock would go first round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozmiq 70 Posted February 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said: I wear a lot of fishing clothing. Light weight, UV protection, wicks sweat, keeps me cool and comfortable. I have 5 Hook & Tackle Outfitters Authentic Fishing Gear short sleeve shirts, all different colors. When people ask me where I go fishing, I say I don't fish. They're just so comfortable and a full size Velcro closure pocket on each side and 4 other smaller Velcro closure pockets. My constant go to shirts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted February 24, 2023 Not to digress from the thread but the greatest thing that came from named Hawaiian are these bad boys: https://kingshawaiian.com/products Simply Phenomenal. I've stopped buying any sort of other bun or sliced bread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,964 Posted February 24, 2023 1 minute ago, KSB2424 said: Not to digress from the thread but the greatest thing that came from named Hawaiian are these bad boys: https://kingshawaiian.com/products Simply Phenomenal. I've stopped buying any sort of bun or sliced bread. I like these too. It’s been a long time since my wife has bought them. Ham and cheese is my go to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,788 Posted February 24, 2023 I find wimmens hate guys in cargo shorts. I think they're great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted February 24, 2023 1 minute ago, wiffleball said: I find wimmens hate guys in cargo shorts. I think they're great. Agreed. I can carry my wallet, phone, keys, chapstick, mace and an extra pair of underwear. #NeverTrustaFart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted February 24, 2023 15 minutes ago, Gladiators said: I like these too. It’s been a long time since my wife has bought them. Ham and cheese is my go to. Not to go all @Bier Meister but sauté butter, diced onions with mustard and poppyseed until soft. Add to bottom half of Hawaiian roll. Add layer of Swiss cheese, then ham (second layer of Swiss optional on top). Hawaiian roll on top and bake at 350 degrees until cheese is melted and bun toasted. About 15 minutes. It’s amazing. Thank me later. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted February 24, 2023 a well-tailored suit is the most comfortable thing you can wear, buying a cheap suit off the rack at Penney's will make you think suits suck. but a REAL suit is so comfortable that you will feel like you are naked. you cant go back to anything else after that and be happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,338 Posted February 24, 2023 50 minutes ago, wiffleball said: I find wimmens hate guys in cargo shorts. I think they're great. Just try not to stare, I guess. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,658 Posted February 24, 2023 1 hour ago, KSB2424 said: Not to digress from the thread but the greatest thing that came from named Hawaiian are these bad boys: https://kingshawaiian.com/products Simply Phenomenal. I've stopped buying any sort of other bun or sliced bread. 1 hour ago, Gladiators said: I like these too. It’s been a long time since my wife has bought them. Ham and cheese is my go to. 1 hour ago, KSB2424 said: Not to go all @Bier Meister but sauté butter, diced onions with mustard and poppyseed until soft. Add to bottom half of Hawaiian roll. Add layer of Swiss cheese, then ham (second layer of Swiss optional on top). Hawaiian roll on top and bake at 350 degrees until cheese is melted and bun toasted. About 15 minutes. It’s amazing. Thank me later. We keep them around for pulled pork, brisket , etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,896 Posted February 24, 2023 13 hours ago, Ultra Max Power said: Hawaiian shirts. Jesus dude, this isn't a 1980's comedy, it's 2023. Nobody should be caught dead in a Hawaiian shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Max Power 214 Posted February 24, 2023 18 minutes ago, League Champion said: Jesus dude, this isn't a 1980's comedy, it's 2023. Nobody should be caught dead in a Hawaiian shirt. Maybe if you treated life like a 1980's comedy you'd find inner peace. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 2,382 Posted February 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, supermike80 said: Socks I love a good pair of socks. I started spending more on quality socks instead of the bulk packs. I'm a big fan of merino wool socks. Lately I've been buying all my socks from Fox River, made right here in Iowa. https://foxsox.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted February 24, 2023 17 minutes ago, supermike80 said: Socks AKA Cvm catcher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,893 Posted February 24, 2023 I'm a fan of those half-cup bras. I like how they hold the fun bags up and on display. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,155 Posted February 24, 2023 Tie between ascot and monocle. Let’s everyone know you’re a man of wealth and sophistication. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twinsdad 53 Posted February 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said: I love a good pair of socks. I started spending more on quality socks instead of the bulk packs. I'm a big fan of merino wool socks. Lately I've been buying all my socks from Fox River, made right here in Iowa. https://foxsox.com/ +1 on the merino wool socks. Smartwool is the goto brand I buy through Sierra. Prices used to be even better when they were still Sierra Trading Post. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted February 25, 2023 21 hours ago, wiffleball said: I find wimmens hate guys in cargo shorts. I think they're great. They aren't quite jorts but... cargo shorts was a battle I decided to not fight long ago, since my wife hates them and she is the one who sucks my cack. Funny thing is, now that I have a laryngectomy I need to carry around shiot in my pockets to maintain it and/or speak, maybe I should re-introduce them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted February 25, 2023 18 minutes ago, TimHauck said: Sweatpants Nothing says “I’ve given up” like sweat pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted February 25, 2023 32 Degrees Long Underwear is the T!ts. www.32degrees.com/collections/mens-baselayers?sort_by=manual&compactView=true&page=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,633 Posted February 25, 2023 19 minutes ago, TommyGavin said: Nothing says “I’ve given up” like sweat pants Yeah a lot of people say that, that’s why they’re underrated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites